Harry Potter Jokes
Why did Harry potter?
Because he didn’t feel like rushing!
What’s the difference between a wizard and the letters M A K E S?
One makes spells, the other spells makes!
Why was Dobby always saying sorry?
Because he had low elf-esteem!
What did Harry's godfather say when Harry kept poking him?
"That's enough now Harry! I'm Sirius!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
anda know!
anda know who?
It's okay, he's dead! anda can say his name now, silly
knock knock.
who's there?
wingardium levio.
wingardium levio-who?
It's wingardium leviosAAAAAAAAR
How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
None — wizards don’t use electricity!
Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?
So no one could tell what side he was on.
A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, "Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?" The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, "Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I'm used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a dueling champion and also a Hufflepuff. Are anda absolutely certain anda want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"
The blind wizard says, "Gods no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"
What do anda get when anda menyeberang, salib Crookshanks with McGonagall
Really ugly kittens
Why did Harry potter?
Because he didn’t feel like rushing!
What’s the difference between a wizard and the letters M A K E S?
One makes spells, the other spells makes!
Why was Dobby always saying sorry?
Because he had low elf-esteem!
What did Harry's godfather say when Harry kept poking him?
"That's enough now Harry! I'm Sirius!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
anda know!
anda know who?
It's okay, he's dead! anda can say his name now, silly
knock knock.
who's there?
wingardium levio.
wingardium levio-who?
It's wingardium leviosAAAAAAAAR
How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
None — wizards don’t use electricity!
Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?
So no one could tell what side he was on.
A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, "Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?" The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, "Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I'm used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a dueling champion and also a Hufflepuff. Are anda absolutely certain anda want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"
The blind wizard says, "Gods no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"
What do anda get when anda menyeberang, salib Crookshanks with McGonagall
Really ugly kittens
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Severus Snape was, in fact The Bravest Man I Ever Knew. "Albus Severus, anda were named for two headmasters at Hogwarts, one of them was a Slytherin. And he was, probably, the bravest man I ever knew." Severus Snape fought for what was right. "A true wizard on the inside. Not afraid of what he had to do" "Long yang lalu I had a teacher. A sallow skinned Slytherin with long black hair. I hated him and he seemed to hate me too. Though I branded him a coward, he was, in fact, the bravest man I ever knew."
So, I say, to Severus Snape, 'You were the Bravest Man I Ever Knew. Long live Snape! He was "a true wizard on the inside."'
To Snape!
So, I say, to Severus Snape, 'You were the Bravest Man I Ever Knew. Long live Snape! He was "a true wizard on the inside."'
To Snape!
