If Twilight 4 Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times lebih Honest 

ROBERT takes KRISTEN to a personal vacation beach house on a secluded island near BRAZIL.

With SERVANTS.

KRISTEN STEWART:
That'll do. Since we're on a beach, we're just going to abandon the whole "sparkling in sunlight" thing, right?

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for a humor site this is quite spot-on.. *goes to check this site*

Cracked is an awesome site. You'll love it. :)

^ indeed, most of it are parody/joke without trying to be insulting/hating, just pointing out some funny detail. i liked it xD