SNAPES POV

"Severus, your not eating again...you know thats bad for you" Dumbledore berkata lifting his goblet. I sighed. Duh i know it is...that is why i was not eating. As people may know, my look matches my attitude...black, unemotional, and lebih black. I nodded to the old man and looked away. Glancing to the one table, where the famous trio ate, i spotted the girl of the bunch lay her head down at the table. Not one bite was taken of her meal, and she held her stomach with a free hand. Potter patted her back and berkata some things to her, while the Weasly boy chewed on his chicken like it was...

Note: I originally had this as a question, but I guess it was too long, so I'm re-posting this in an article.

Question number one: vampire hearts don't beat, correct? Correct. I believe this is mentioned several times. Now, in health class, they teach anda that your jantung pumps and makes your blood flow, correct? Correct. So, it stands to reason that, since vampire hearts don't beat, they don't have blood flow, correct? Yes. So, they have no blood flow, no circulation. They cannot bleed, atau blush, atau anything related to circulation, yes? Yes. This is berkata several times in the book.

Now, call...

I have just tried to refute another "Edward is hot" type fallacy. I've had enough, I'm ready to puke - pardon the language - in link if I see another one. In the foreseeable future, I shall either not bother with such fallacies but instead ignore and ridicule atau point to this article. This applies to both sides because some Twilight fan and some new Harry Potter fan here are frequently inferring it.

I point to my sebelumnya article: link for the introduction.
I shall here only point out Number Six:
Non sequitur.
What is a Non Sequitur and a fallacy: I shall again refer to oxford English Dictionary...

I think anjing are way better than kucing because they actually cinta anda lebih than kucing do. The only reason why kucing cinta anda is that anda feed them and that is it. anjing are such emotional binatang that if anda are having a bad hari they will come over and snuggle up in your lap and with kucing anda have to get up and walk over to them! Also anda might say but some anjing are aggressive and bark all the time that’s only because they have been treated badly, a science study actually proved that no dog is born bad it is the owner the only reason if a dog is born bad is if it has a mental health issue but...

1.Ginny is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Rowling hides oleh calling her temperamental.
2. Being temperamental is not a flaw if everyone thinks it’s cute and adorable and it gets anda a boyfriend.
3. NOBODY can do anything productive without magic.
4. Ginny runs after a train like an idiot even though this isn’t her first time watching the train leave with her brothers. Obviously she’s watch the train leave EVERY SINGLE tahun OF HER LIFE.
5. Rowling is living out her own fantasies through Hermione, who is clearly herself.
6. The buku aren’t well written, just because anda make up...

twilight and harry potter do not mix im sorry people but know twilightbis the classic romance between a human/bella and vampire/Edward
and harry potter is a action fighting movie so im am truly sorry i am a twilight crazzy if anda want to know lebih go onto my page and right good/bad comments
as usly i finish my artikel with a song so here it gose
toxic song britny spears

Baby, can't anda see
I'm calling
A guy like anda should wear a warning
It's dangerous
I'm falling

There's no escape
I can't wait
I need a hit
Baby, give me it
You're dangerous
I'm loving it

Too high
Can't come down
Losin' my head...

I've read plenty of arguments stating that Bella angsa, swan is anything but a normal teenager. But, if we skip the whole supernatural cinta segi tiga, segitiga part of the series (Which, granted, is most of it) the pertanyaan remains: Is Bella angsa, swan a normal teenager?

Lets take a look at the average teenager. lebih often than not, teenagers are stubborn, make bad choices, and consider themselves the center of the universe. I'm not intending to insult anyone here, this is what I have observed. We don't do it all the time though, other times we can be selfless, make great choices, and happy. We also sometimes go through...

This is taken place two years after the events of New Moon.. I warn anda , it's really long.

Sorry for the typos. I'm really tired.

2.41pm
Sitting on Emily's dipan, sofa for the thousanth time in the last week, was surely a high light.
But the waiting for Jacob was not. He can take far too long sometimes, no doubt he does it on purpose, that way when he finally arrives, I'm almost boucing up and down.

I can tell he likes to see me like that, to see me happy, most defiantly for him.

But I suppose the most fulfilling thing in my growing need for Jacob is watching little Lylia and Dannielle sleep peacefully...

Hey, I was originally going to put this in the komentar section of a 'picks' question, but I realized it was too long so I put it here.

This is what I think, about the crap they call the 'Twilight Saga'. A book based on an author's wet dreams and hopes.

Twilight- Who? WHO FALLS IN cinta AFTER SEEING A PERSON THREE TIMES IN THEIR ENTIRE LIFE?! Plus, I'll summarize the entire book.

It's like-
Bella: Oh Edward, anda hate me.
Edward: No I cinta you
Bella: anda cinta me?
Edward: Stay away from me.
Bella: Stay away from you?
Edward: Just stay with me. I mean, it was obvious I wanted anda from the start, wasn't...

OK, so many Harry Potter/vampire fan (like myself) will probably agree that Edward Cullen is not a real vampire. The only similarities that Edward and other vampire have is the liking of human blood. I suppose Meyer was trying to be original, and I don't mean to offend anyone who does like the sparklepyres.

Why Edward Cullen is a niffler

Before I state my actual reasons, I should probably tell anyone who doesn't know what a niffler actually is. For this I have my trusty Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them book:

NIFFLER
M.O.M. Classification: XXX [Which means a competent wizard should cope...

10 REASONS WHY HARRY POTTER IS BETTER THAN TWILIGHT


Just a note..i DIDN'T write this,it's from an artikel on SendMe,i didn't want to just leave a link because no one checks them(lol),so i decided to paste the text here -fanpop style. <3

I agree with this artikel and i think anda will too.



10. Harry Potter is not afraid to face the dark side.



J.K. Rowling is not scared to startle the reader with something unexpected, like death. In Twilight, the bad guys always get what’s coming to them, like death atau justice. Where’s the suspense?

Even in Harry Potter’s world full of magic and fantastical...

I'll Start with Harry Potter:

1.The Characters are lebih likeable.
4.Even the villans are likeable.
3.You can related to at least one of the likeable characters.
4.Harry Potter has Bellatrix Lestrange where vas Twilight only has Isabella Swan.
5.The villans actually seem thretning unlike the Volturi.
6.The cast seems friendlier.
7.The relatonships in Harry Potter are taken one step at a time.
8.Harry Potter is lebih realistic; the characters each have a flaw as well as some good traits
9.Harry Potter shows real life issues such as; the loss of someone dear to you, child neglect, (the dursleys) and raceism....

In my opinion, Twilight is good. Not as great as Harry Potter, but good. I've composed a daftar of what would turn Twilight great-with the help of various Twilight and Harry Potter fans.

1.Make Bella a vampire slayer
2.make Bella less whiny
3.Bella can do backflips
4.Jacob gets arrested oleh the Animal Cops
5.Edward's name changes to "Schmirrnoff"
6.Edward dies
7.Or Bella dies
8.Creamed corn
9.Hogwarts
10.A theme song
11.Bella isn't dependent on Edward
12.Lauren turns out to be Wonder Woman
13.Log cabin
14.Voldemort destroys the Volturi
15."squishy octopus"
16.make Bella smart
17. Change "forks" into "Spoons" because...

How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome


Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a pertanyaan a bit yang lalu asking what bothers anda about Bella’s pregnancy. We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if anda haven’t had a certain talk with your parents yet, anda probably...

Before I begin, I’d like to set one thing straight: I’m not against Twilight fans. I respect anda and your opinions. I just have different ones. These reasons are opinion and fact mixed together. Please don't disrespect me for my opinions. Also, warning: This will be long.

After completely the Harry Potter series, I looked for the selanjutnya “big thing.” Being in middle school, the selanjutnya “big thing” was the Twilight Saga. Sure, why not. I read them through once. I didn’t cinta it. I didn’t hate it. It was just another book. I never laughed, atau cried. It never pulled any emotion out of...

Dolores Jane Umbridge… can ANYONE forgive her? And yet, despite being so horrendously evil, she is a very interesting character.
She is very loyal, because we know how she remained on Fudge’s side through the whole dilemma. She is also very easy to hate, for she gave Harry countless detentions for telling the truth. We know very little about Dolores; surely Rowling knows more. She has always planned her characters to the death – one reason why Harry Potter makes a very interesting read.
Back on the topic of Umbridge, we have to accept that she could have had a childhood like Snape –...

So I am membaca reasons as to why Twilight fan think Twilight is better than Harry Potter. I just want to make it clear; there is a big difference between liking one series better than another, and one series actually being better than another. I also want to reply to some of the lebih common ones I've seen.



"Twilight has lebih love!"
Okay, Twilight does not have lebih cinta than Harry Potter oleh any means. Twilight has a lot of obsessive lust, which is often mistaken for love, but they are quite different.

Why is their relationship lust? Why isn't it love?

Well, what do Bella and Edward do together?...

It's called "Daughter of Darkness" oleh V.C. Andrews.

This book was just aweful. It's about a 17 tahun old vampire girl named Lorelie Patio (Mary Sue alert!) whos only purpose in life is to be her Daddy's sex slave. This book is filled with shallow evaluations of beauty, anti feminism, poor morals, and disgusting turn of events.

Lorelie has three sisters who are manipulated and emotionally abused oleh their father. The worst thing about it is that it's never seen as a bad thing. It's disguised as fatherly love. None of the characters recognize the manipulation atau abuse. anda have to read between the...

Here are some excerpts that were cut out of the Twilight buku for various reasons. Some of anda guys might find them interesting and maybe help anda understand atau see something anda didn't see before.

These are copied from Stephenie Meyer's website

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"Sometimes, in the editing process, sacrifices must be made. Some parts are cut because they slow down the action, others are cut simply to condense length, others are cut to simplify the plot. And, whatever the reason behind the removal, some cuts are lebih painful than others. This page is dedicated to the cuts that I miss...

1. Ask him why he doesn't have such a cool scar.

2. Call him The-Guy-Who-Let-The-Boy-Live.

3. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say anda taught him everything he knows.

4. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.

5. Ask him when he last took a bath.

6. Pat him on the head and give him bunga when his plans are foiled yet again

7. Play "knock and run" at his bedchamber door late at night.

8. Ask him why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something lebih "sociably acceptable".

9. If anda ever need to say "Like taking permen from a baby", be sure to add: '"Of course, SOME of us might find that harder...