WARNING This artikel might be quite offensive to twilight, so if you're a fan of twilight (especially if you're one of these crazy fangirls) please do not waste your time to read this and comment. I know there's no point of me telling anda this because you'll read and komentar anyways, but at least I tried.
Dear characters of twilight,
Bella, please get a life. When peoples' cinta leave them, they try to stay strong and keep fighting for what is worth it like Hermione did. They do not curl up in the fetal position and go numb for weeks like anda did.
Edward, anda think you're hot when anda sparkle? Well you're not. And your taste in women is reckless. Who falls in cinta with someone who can barley put two words together? Plus, who the hell is so dumb to change from a really cool character (Cedric) to such a loser (Edward)?
Jacob, it was so so SO dumb of anda to fall in cinta with someone who is five menit old. And your choice of women is reckless as well because anda fell in cinta with the same chick the other jerk, what's his name again? Oh yeah, Edward.
Carlisle, anda call yourself and your clan vampires? anda guys don't even come close to mosquitoes who drink only a drop of human blood. Yeah, that's so smart of anda not drinking human blood. If a vampire drinks he drinks human blood, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE FREAKING KNOWN FOR!!
Esme, anda barley even talk in the whole series!! I thought the mom is suppose to be a big part of all this. I think anda should pay lebih attention to Molly Weasley to know what a real mom is.
James, Please stop trying to talk posher than queen Elizabeth. No one talks like that and it's not cool at all. And you're seriously comparing yourself to Voldemort? Seriously? Oh God if he heard this he would be so embarrassed.... oh wait... villains don't get embarrassed unlike somebody here.
Victoria, anda think you're so cool an badass huh? Well lets call Bellatrix and see how badass you'll be then! Yeah I'll bet she'll be having your pantat, keledai on api in a matter of seconds!
Renesmee, anda do not believe how sorry I feel for you. First, anda have an incredibly dumb sparkling mom, a huge show-off sparkling dad, and a psycho werewolf boyfriend that is older than anda in like what? 18 years? Second, your dumb mom gave anda an even dumber name. Renesmee Carlie Cullen. What a shame.... I feel really sorry for anda kid.
Rosalie, you're just as much as a tampil off as Edward. anda think you're so pretty and all? Well anda know what I think? I think Lord Voldemort is prettier than you! And he's bald and doesn't have a nose! The only thing I ever liked anda for is that anda used to hate Bella. But yet again, anda USED to hate Bella, anda don't anymore so I don't like anda at all.
Jasper, Good Job imitating Harry on the messy hair, too bad it didn't work. And good for anda Harry never saw it, he would pass out. Though if anda ate Bella in New Moon he would actually like you, but anda didn't so HA!
Emmett, What can I say here? Your whole Teddy beruang reputation is getting boring. So don't even try, no one will ever be as big, awesome and cuddly as Hagrid.
Alice, I think anda have to take lessons from Trelawney to learn how to see the future, at least she can predict exactly what would happen and not just possibilities. And stop trying to get populer and cool oleh organizing parties and all, because that's realy getting stupid.
Aro, if you're an evil vampire, no if you're even a vampire I'm Ron's Quidditch hat!! Nuf said
Jane, if anda think you're cool you're wrong. I can call fred and George and make anda guys compete. And don't even try to use your powers because they're not dumb not to put some spell that blocks that.
Regards, a Harry Potter fan
If anda have any lebih additions, feel free to tell me in the komentar and I'll add them to the letter.
Dear characters of twilight,
Bella, please get a life. When peoples' cinta leave them, they try to stay strong and keep fighting for what is worth it like Hermione did. They do not curl up in the fetal position and go numb for weeks like anda did.
Edward, anda think you're hot when anda sparkle? Well you're not. And your taste in women is reckless. Who falls in cinta with someone who can barley put two words together? Plus, who the hell is so dumb to change from a really cool character (Cedric) to such a loser (Edward)?
Jacob, it was so so SO dumb of anda to fall in cinta with someone who is five menit old. And your choice of women is reckless as well because anda fell in cinta with the same chick the other jerk, what's his name again? Oh yeah, Edward.
Carlisle, anda call yourself and your clan vampires? anda guys don't even come close to mosquitoes who drink only a drop of human blood. Yeah, that's so smart of anda not drinking human blood. If a vampire drinks he drinks human blood, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE FREAKING KNOWN FOR!!
Esme, anda barley even talk in the whole series!! I thought the mom is suppose to be a big part of all this. I think anda should pay lebih attention to Molly Weasley to know what a real mom is.
James, Please stop trying to talk posher than queen Elizabeth. No one talks like that and it's not cool at all. And you're seriously comparing yourself to Voldemort? Seriously? Oh God if he heard this he would be so embarrassed.... oh wait... villains don't get embarrassed unlike somebody here.
Victoria, anda think you're so cool an badass huh? Well lets call Bellatrix and see how badass you'll be then! Yeah I'll bet she'll be having your pantat, keledai on api in a matter of seconds!
Renesmee, anda do not believe how sorry I feel for you. First, anda have an incredibly dumb sparkling mom, a huge show-off sparkling dad, and a psycho werewolf boyfriend that is older than anda in like what? 18 years? Second, your dumb mom gave anda an even dumber name. Renesmee Carlie Cullen. What a shame.... I feel really sorry for anda kid.
Rosalie, you're just as much as a tampil off as Edward. anda think you're so pretty and all? Well anda know what I think? I think Lord Voldemort is prettier than you! And he's bald and doesn't have a nose! The only thing I ever liked anda for is that anda used to hate Bella. But yet again, anda USED to hate Bella, anda don't anymore so I don't like anda at all.
Jasper, Good Job imitating Harry on the messy hair, too bad it didn't work. And good for anda Harry never saw it, he would pass out. Though if anda ate Bella in New Moon he would actually like you, but anda didn't so HA!
Emmett, What can I say here? Your whole Teddy beruang reputation is getting boring. So don't even try, no one will ever be as big, awesome and cuddly as Hagrid.
Alice, I think anda have to take lessons from Trelawney to learn how to see the future, at least she can predict exactly what would happen and not just possibilities. And stop trying to get populer and cool oleh organizing parties and all, because that's realy getting stupid.
Aro, if you're an evil vampire, no if you're even a vampire I'm Ron's Quidditch hat!! Nuf said
Jane, if anda think you're cool you're wrong. I can call fred and George and make anda guys compete. And don't even try to use your powers because they're not dumb not to put some spell that blocks that.
Regards, a Harry Potter fan
If anda have any lebih additions, feel free to tell me in the komentar and I'll add them to the letter.
But what would be the perfect book for summer: a new chapter of Harry Potter atau the sequel to Breaking Dawn? Would anda prefer to read the new adventures of seriawan, sariawan after "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," atau to know what happens to Edward and Bella after the ending of the Twilight saga? Vote!
And how can anda imagine lebih of these stories? Let go of the fantasi and ... "write" anda Harry Potter 8 and the new adventures of Edward and Bella!
Did anda ever think that dumbledore was useing harry potter? Well he did! As anda can see in snape's thoughts that he did. Dumbledore berkata that he was like a pig up for slauter! I mean who is mean to say that atau act twards that person. WELL HE DID!
He doesn't realy think about what would he feel if he was steping into his shoes. I mean come on. He thinks he so COOL that he has the elder wand. HE'S A NORMAL PERSON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Well now getting back to the subject. Dumbledore is a MEAN person so if anda want to find out your self then go to chapter that says "Snape's Memories"
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He doesn't realy think about what would he feel if he was steping into his shoes. I mean come on. He thinks he so COOL that he has the elder wand. HE'S A NORMAL PERSON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Well now getting back to the subject. Dumbledore is a MEAN person so if anda want to find out your self then go to chapter that says "Snape's Memories"
-Spongebob105
Oh do anda not see, the language so cruciated,
oleh your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do anda believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then anda are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.
Don't anda see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do anda not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope anda hear, I must hope anda see.
But I think, anda only see your vanity.
Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...
Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid fan in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...
Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade
oleh your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do anda believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then anda are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.
Don't anda see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do anda not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope anda hear, I must hope anda see.
But I think, anda only see your vanity.
Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...
Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid fan in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...
Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade
Okay so first of i am going to say again i am a fan of both.But if anda would ask me what i like better i think it would probably be Harry Potter.But i want to hear out why do anda dislike/hate(tho hate it's to of a strong word for a book/movie)Twilight.I want solid arguments not such as : cause the vampire there sparkle , like this Twilight fan could just say 'because Harry has a scar' atau 'because they go to a school of magic' atau 'because all death eaters are black(mostly)' i mean these are arguments just so anda can say something.I tend to believe these days people hate/dislike Twilight just because others do.And i will ask anda nicely and be thankful if anda could tell me why anda don't like it at all/hate it.