So this is just an off the cuff H/Hr summary I ended up menulis while goofying around on Facebook. It's basically a tahun oleh tahun satire on the obvious reasons why Harmony should be togther. Enjoy!
tahun One:
“Come here Babe, let me fix your glasses and tell anda you're brave and fearless before anda go get the Sorcerer's Stone.”
“Oh thanks Hon, you're the best! Clever and cute too. I'm Harry oleh the way.”
“I know, I'm Hermione...”
tahun Two:
“Babe, you're glasses are broken again. Let me fix them and give anda the answer to the Chamber of Secrets before I'm petrified.”
“Thanks for the jawaban Love. Let me rub your petrified hand lovingly and embrace anda in an epic hug in the Great Hall in front of everyone...”
tahun Three:
“Let me follow anda around and provide never-ending support while anda deal with the fact that an escaped convict is after you... Oh wait, he's your godfather? And he's innocent? Well let me take anda back in time and help anda save him, all the while holding your hand.”
“And while anda do that I'll hold anda lovingly at acak moments and hold your hand right back, even when anda memukul mine away like a wife when I try to touch your time turner. We’ll share an adventure that no one else knows about...”
tahun Four:
“Oh no, I got picked to compete in a dangerous tournament because some masquerading Death Eater set me up.”
“Don't worry Babe, while Ron acts like a jealous pantat, keledai I'll help anda through it step-by-step and worry about anda the entire time. I'll also come walking down the stairs in a beautiful dress, looking stunning as I attend the Yule Ball, making anda realize how gorgeous I am and wish you'd asked me to go...”
tahun Five:
“You poor, tortured soul. anda feel like everyone is against you, but I'm going to be your support system and encourage anda to use your talent to start the DA and teach us all how to defend ourselves.”
“Poor poor me. No one understands. But at least there's Hermione, who believes in me even when I don't think I have the strength to. I'm beyond fortunate she sticks around, calming me down when I get crazy and hitting me in the head with newspapers like we're an old married couple...”
tahun Six:
“Babe, unfortunately the BS canon is trying to make it lebih and lebih 'clear' that we belong with other people, but I'm still going to read your mind, cry on your shoulder, act like your wife and pep talk the hell out of you.”
“And I'm still going to give anda knowing looks, sense what you're thinking and be your strength when your down, even though this irritating ginger fangirl won't leave me alone...”
tahun Seven:
“So now we're on the hunt for horcruxes, and here I am, erasing my parents' minds and researching and preparing like never before in order to scour eropa on a dangerous quest that wasn't tasked to me. And while Ron is once again being an pantat, keledai and a baby, I'm going to stick oleh anda and support you, visit your parents' grave with you, dance with you, and save anda from a snake. I may accidentally break your wand, but an epic silver painted make out scene and a tearful hug will hopefully make up for it.”
“Oh don't worry Hon, I'll just jack somebody else’s wand. I'm that badass. Nothing can mar the fact that anda have been there for me every step of the way in every adventure I've had. In return I'll seductively eye anda while we're alone in the tent and try to make anda feel good when you're sad. It's the least I can do after seven years of unconditional love."
In my book, Harmony is the first, last and only thing that makes sense in the world. God bless anda JKR for giving us these characters and creating this world for us to get lost in, but there is no excuse for these endgame relationships. I will ALWAYS be a Harmony shipper, from the first page to my last breath and this is just and example of how perfection manifests despite efforts to thwart it.
tahun One:
“Come here Babe, let me fix your glasses and tell anda you're brave and fearless before anda go get the Sorcerer's Stone.”
“Oh thanks Hon, you're the best! Clever and cute too. I'm Harry oleh the way.”
“I know, I'm Hermione...”
tahun Two:
“Babe, you're glasses are broken again. Let me fix them and give anda the answer to the Chamber of Secrets before I'm petrified.”
“Thanks for the jawaban Love. Let me rub your petrified hand lovingly and embrace anda in an epic hug in the Great Hall in front of everyone...”
tahun Three:
“Let me follow anda around and provide never-ending support while anda deal with the fact that an escaped convict is after you... Oh wait, he's your godfather? And he's innocent? Well let me take anda back in time and help anda save him, all the while holding your hand.”
“And while anda do that I'll hold anda lovingly at acak moments and hold your hand right back, even when anda memukul mine away like a wife when I try to touch your time turner. We’ll share an adventure that no one else knows about...”
tahun Four:
“Oh no, I got picked to compete in a dangerous tournament because some masquerading Death Eater set me up.”
“Don't worry Babe, while Ron acts like a jealous pantat, keledai I'll help anda through it step-by-step and worry about anda the entire time. I'll also come walking down the stairs in a beautiful dress, looking stunning as I attend the Yule Ball, making anda realize how gorgeous I am and wish you'd asked me to go...”
tahun Five:
“You poor, tortured soul. anda feel like everyone is against you, but I'm going to be your support system and encourage anda to use your talent to start the DA and teach us all how to defend ourselves.”
“Poor poor me. No one understands. But at least there's Hermione, who believes in me even when I don't think I have the strength to. I'm beyond fortunate she sticks around, calming me down when I get crazy and hitting me in the head with newspapers like we're an old married couple...”
tahun Six:
“Babe, unfortunately the BS canon is trying to make it lebih and lebih 'clear' that we belong with other people, but I'm still going to read your mind, cry on your shoulder, act like your wife and pep talk the hell out of you.”
“And I'm still going to give anda knowing looks, sense what you're thinking and be your strength when your down, even though this irritating ginger fangirl won't leave me alone...”
tahun Seven:
“So now we're on the hunt for horcruxes, and here I am, erasing my parents' minds and researching and preparing like never before in order to scour eropa on a dangerous quest that wasn't tasked to me. And while Ron is once again being an pantat, keledai and a baby, I'm going to stick oleh anda and support you, visit your parents' grave with you, dance with you, and save anda from a snake. I may accidentally break your wand, but an epic silver painted make out scene and a tearful hug will hopefully make up for it.”
“Oh don't worry Hon, I'll just jack somebody else’s wand. I'm that badass. Nothing can mar the fact that anda have been there for me every step of the way in every adventure I've had. In return I'll seductively eye anda while we're alone in the tent and try to make anda feel good when you're sad. It's the least I can do after seven years of unconditional love."
In my book, Harmony is the first, last and only thing that makes sense in the world. God bless anda JKR for giving us these characters and creating this world for us to get lost in, but there is no excuse for these endgame relationships. I will ALWAYS be a Harmony shipper, from the first page to my last breath and this is just and example of how perfection manifests despite efforts to thwart it.