Note: Because every time I read a ‘Haku is secretly a girl’ fic, I always wonder ‘if she’s hiding her gender, why in the world doesn’t she actually hide it’?

“Alright kid,” Momochi Zabuza decided, looking down at the young girl in front of him. “I suppose anda can follow me around.”

“Yay!” she cheered. “I’ll be the best tool ever, Zabuza-dono!”

Zabuza winced. “Maybe anda shouldn’t call me that, Haku…”

Haku cocked her head, confused. “But…but you’re my new master, Zabuza-dono.”

“Yeah, but think of how it looks! A young girl like anda trailing around after...