How Essex Are You? 

I scored 23/78.

"You're a bit Essex, but you can definitely get away with pretending you come from London without too much trouble. Good for you: You've got the best of both worlds. You fit in when you visit London, but you fit back home too. You're just like Joe Thomas. You lucky thing."

Not too many. The last two were my favourites though. I have a photo of a sign pointing to the secret nuclear bunker (not the same as the roadsign pictured in this quiz) and I once put the Basildon sign in an animated movie that got screened during a local stage show about four years ago. It got a huge laugh from the audience every time. XD