gorillaz anda Know You're A gorillaz fan If...

Sprinter23 posted on Dec 26, 2010 at 09:05PM
(Hey PPL!!! I was bored one night so I made up this list. I have over 60 of them but here are the ones I thought were any good. Comment and share your own if any of you think of any!)

You know you're a Gorillaz fan if...

-You call blonde moments "blue-haired moments"
-You've cracked the "Feel Good Ink" joke more than once
-Every time a TV or Radio station says something is coming up, you yell, "IT'S DARE!"
-You INSIST that Jeep is spelled with a G
-You're CONVINCED that Plastic Beach is a real place, and you intend to sail to the coordinance 48 degrees S, 123 degrees W before you die
-You think NONE should be a listed option for eye color
-You know what a ram-raid is.
-You've been tempted to yell, "Hail Satan!" in public, only to realize that no one would get it.
-You think you're the first one to think of "Paula Wanna Cracker".
-You think there MAY BE a chance that a submarine can be powered by a drum machine
-You ALWAYS keep a mild groove on.
-You know what a Doncamatic is.
-Whenever you see footage or a picture of an eel, you automatically think, "MELT ITS FACE! MELT ITS FACE!"
-All the colors of the rainbow have a Gorillaz significance (i.e. Plastic Beach Pink, Noodle's hair purple, Stylo Camaro Grey)
-You've had your friend write "K.F.C." on your right shoulder
-You've taken a Demon Days portrait of yourself.
-You often wonder what you would look like if Jamie Hewlett drew you.
-You've taken the time to draw a picture of this.
-You belt out the chorus of "Feel Good Inc." every time you see a windmill.
-You've asked your friends to call you "3D".
-You've tried to look up the location of the El Manana crash site.
-You can't go outside because you're afraid the Boogeyman will come and suck out your soul.
-You've considered sending out a search party for Noodle.
-You've started ending your sentences with "Ya dig?"
-You plan to change your last name to Pot, Hobbs, or Niccals.
-You wonder why there isn't more of an effort to trach down the Black Clouds.
-At least once, you've swished your hip and done the dip.
-When you feel overwhelmed, you sing to yourself, "Overload, overload, overload..."
-You've actually searched Craigslist for a gun-slinging, guitar-playing cyborg bodyguard.
-Just this year, you've had the irrepressable urge to go whaling.
-You find it perfectly acceptable to parade around in your tighty-whiteys, as long as it's accessorized by a cape and a cop hat.
-You use expressions like "Rain is falling like rhinestones from the sky" to describe the weather.
-Every time Fed-Ex drops a box off at your house, you hope to find a small Japanese girl inside
-You've referred to yourself as a "2Dette"
-You've considered hooking up Murdoc with your front door
-When asked your religion, you answer "Gorillazism".
-You are really beginning to wonder if the sea is actually radioactive.
-You know what CN stands for, and it's not cartoon network.
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lebih dari setahun yang lalu bubblegum5 said…
(BTW, I'm such a Gorillaz fan)
-When counting to three you say "1,2,D,3!"
-Whenever you hear someone mention Clint Eastwood, you burst into song.
-On the first of November, you sing "November has Come"
-When someone says "Welcome to..." you scream out "TO THE WORLD OF THE PLASTIC BEACH!"

(Can't think of any more... sorry.)
lebih dari setahun yang lalu LETSBEFREAKS said…
laugh
I do all those things!!!! Hahaha xD
lebih dari setahun yang lalu Sprinter23 said…
big smile
Yeah, I've done at least half of these myself.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu Spartan2D23 said…
big smile
JUST ABOUT EVERY ONE OF THOSE FOR ME IS CHECKED OFF!!!!! 99% OF THOSE (HAIL SATAN!!!!, -randomness) I'VE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! DARE FIST-PUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lebih dari setahun yang lalu Spartan2D23 said…
laugh
I actually drew 2 on my left shoulder, K.F.C. on the right BY MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!
lebih dari setahun yang lalu AyaFaustNiccals said…
laugh
That's very right!
Especially "Whenever you see footage or a picture of an eel, you automatically think, "MELT ITS FACE! MELT ITS FACE!"
I did it tonight! How an accident....
lebih dari setahun yang lalu pocketsfull09 said…
wink
all very good, I love the the eye color one best. How about -
You know you're a Gorillaz fan if... you draw up a 'You know you're a Gorillaz fan if...' list =)
lebih dari setahun yang lalu Spartan2D23 said…
laugh
OMG!!!!!!! I screamed out "HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!!!!" In front of my "Nazi" teacher (I call her that coz she talks about the Nazi's ALL the time, but she tells us she's Jewish! She got SOOOOOO friggin' pissed she actually slapped my face!!!!!! Then I said (very quietly) "Hail Satan, face-ache"
-Call people face-ache-do that jokingly to friends
-Tell an anoying person to "sod off!"-ALL the time
-On 5/4 (May 4th) sing 5/4
-When you here 19 to 2000 (19/2000) sing 19/2000-did this in English class
-When you here M1A1, sing M1A1-did this in social studies today
-When you hear "God", sing Murdoc is God-did this at lunch today
-When you here 8 ball, say either, 2D, Stu-Pot, Stuart Pot, or Stuart Tusspot.
-Cracked the Stu-Pot joke more than once
-When someone is being stupid, call 'em "Stu-Pot" (summwhat applies to the one above)
-When you here someone say "something", correct them and say "summfink"
-Do the Mudz laugh "huh huh"
-Say "FOR THE SWEET LOVA SATAN_____" (_____=for what you would say after)
-Say "Well why didn't anyone tell MEEEEEE it was CRAP!" when someone says summfink's crap (project, etc.) last minute
-When your glad, sing "I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad, I gotta sunshine, in a bag. I'm useless, but not for long the future, is comin' on it's comin' on, it's comin' on, it's comin' on!"
That's it so far to add.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu KKRiley039142 said…
laugh
OH YAAHHH!! ID DO ALL OF THESE!!but i cant decide if 2 dye my hair blue or dark purple :T

-Create a religion called 'Gorillazism'
-Go up to a person in a military suit & say
'you can't go dressed as a f***in' Nazi!! Cracka Ass!!'
-When someone walks away say, 'DONT FORGET TO SHUT YER FACE ON THA WAY OUT!'
-when someone walks in your room without knocking, throw a DVD at them & yell 'HEY!! THIS IS MAH ROOM! GET OUT! GET OUT!!'
-Film people peeing in the bathroom, while giving a tour of your house
-kill a bug or any other pest with a mallet
-ask your parents for a tattoo of an octopus
-when you cant kill the pest in your house say 'i cant
kill it!! i-i-i cant KILL IT!!'
-When your fav song is playing do the 'hip shake'
-dress as a mummy & quietly say 'yeah! yeah! yeah!'
-when you see astronauts on TV sing the Sound check 'gravity' song
-dress in a black & yellow jumpsuit & say random Japanese words
-when someone gets picked on say 'HEY _____ (name of bully) , do it it again , hehehe, do it again!'
-attempt to jump over a fat person's belly with a toddler's tricycle
-gamble for money with a ghost
- sing 'blah, blah, blah, blah...' when a person wont shut up
-have a mental breakdown when you walk somewhere really far
-play a banjo & when people tell you to stop, continue playing it!
-when you play dodgeball in school, do Murdoc's 'dance'
& 2D's pelvic thrust to avoid getting hit
-throw a can at someone & say 'HEY FACE-ACHE!'
-Make a movie & call it 'Film Music'
-Buy a green shirt with 'Tazar Yoot' on it
-Buy a radio helmet
-get a job as a taxidermist
-wear a white turtleneck sweater, denim jeans, & a sailor hat
-pick up a coin & say 'I FOUND A NICCALS!!!'
-call the ipod company & ask to change it to 'iPot'
-go swimming at a beach & hope a giant 10-story-tall black guy will pop out from under you
-when you see a construction site, sing 'Highway under construction'
-(moar Gorillaz colors): Rock-the-house red, Taxidermy black, 2D blue, Murdoc's skin green, Winnebago yellow, Glitter Freeze silver, Rockit gold

-when there's a rumor about you say 'i know there's a rumor goin' 'round that meh real name is ___(whatev fake name is),that's not true, it's _____(last name), ________(full name) HAH!'
-bring a bag of weed to work/school (*DO NOT DO THIS*) & sing 'I got sunshine in a bag...'

-send a letter to Plastic Beach

-dress like Murdoc & go up to a christian & say 'Your cross necklace is upside down!' *enjoy the scared look on their faic* XP

JUST GOT SUM MOAR IDEAS!!
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lebih dari setahun yang lalu KKRiley039142 said…
laugh
damn too many words XD!!
lebih dari setahun yang lalu Sprinter23 said…
laugh
lol @ KKRILEY I like your one that says "I FOUND A NICCALS!!!" I'm gonna do that now.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu secretmusician said…
laugh
i yelled out "hail satan" At the toys r us (hey man they got some bad ass games there mi blud)and the kids,workers,parents were O_o

ya know if you a gorillaz fan when ..

-the sign gorillas at the zoo,you scrap the s and put in a z
-when your mother asks you where to go on vacation scream "PLASTIC BEACH WOMAN!!!!"
-have a pet monkey named mike
-have the laugh in a jar
-ask a worker at the diner in the morning if they have superfast jellyfish
-when someone hold your coffee,say don't be spillin it all over my nuts (for boys,only XD)
-go get a big head and dance in your room to DARE
-go to sea world and yell "ALL THESE BLOODY WHALES SHOULD BE STUFFED IN HERE!!!"
-watch all the f****n zombie movies you could find.
-when someone's has a clothes malfunction you say "that's what i'm talkin about!!!"
-when you go fishing say "wheres mah eel?!!"
that's all folks!!

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lebih dari setahun yang lalu Sprinter23 said…
I just came back from vacation and we went to a place called Glass Beach where all the sand is made from old glass from beer bottles dumped into the ocean about 60 years ago...I started calling it Glass-tic Beach.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu AyaFaustNiccals said…
laugh
-When you hear someone say "Here we go again!", then you sing "That's electric"
-You call crows as Cortez and monkeys as Mike
lebih dari setahun yang lalu secretmusician said…
big smile
really,im going there!! that sound great.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu KKRiley039142 said…
laugh
i saw a tanning place calld Planet Beach & evry time i c it i kept thinkin it sez PLASTIC Beach XP
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lebih dari setahun yang lalu browie98 said…
laugh
iv done everything on this list nd bubblegum's 5 list nd i wanna try everyone else's list!!! ^.^ :D LOL xept 4 "You can't go outside because you're afraid the Boogeyman will come and suck out your soul" nd "You've considered hooking up Murdoc with your front door" LOL
lebih dari setahun yang lalu browie98 said…
smile
iv also done spartan2d23 list most of kkriley039142 list nd all of secretmusician list xept 4 "have a pet monkey named mike" (which i want but my mum wnt let me have) nd "when someone hold your coffee,say don't be spillin it all over my nuts" nd "go get a big head and dance in your room to DARE" (which i would totally do if i had or knew were 2 get a big head) tehehe :)
lebih dari setahun yang lalu browie98 said…
also which i do that's not in anyone's list:
-u use a cockney accent when talking or txting ur friends sometimes
-u tell ppl "blue is the new blonde"
lebih dari setahun yang lalu browie98 said…
mischievous
me nd my friend just thought of something else
-when ur at the baggage claim at the airport nd u c an old school luggae ur tempted 2 open it up 2 c if 2D is inside nd take him home with u :P
lebih dari setahun yang lalu jaybee123 said…
mischievous
-when ur having sex, sing shake it shake it shake it feel good!
lebih dari setahun yang lalu secretmusician said…
laugh
you guys are probaly gonna laugh
ahem
-when someone curses at you like for an example "fuck you bitch" sing to them "yea ur a hobo" hahahaha...hahahahaha......ok maybe another one..
-when a bully is about to kick ur ass say "come on big ox" in japenese XD
-when you go to a peach write gorillaz on da sand XD

i went to a beach and i made sand castles ,after all hard working i stood up and the castles from the top spelled gorillaz!! :D
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lebih dari setahun yang lalu KKRiley039142 said…
laugh
lolz i haz summ good ones rite here:

-If you hear someone say the name 'Paula', gasp & say: 'OOOOOHHH!! YOU SAID THE P-WORD!!!'
-Go through a grocery store & ask an employee if they have 'Superfast Jellyfish'
-Dress like Noodle in El Manana & run in fear at the sight of a helicopter
-If you hear someone say 'feel good' say: 'Inc.'
-At a store if your parents say 'Go get some P.B.'
say: 'Sorry mom/dad! You can't find Plastic beach in a grocery store!'
-Walk around with your stuff packed & a compass, & if someone asks what your doing, ask them: 'Do you know how to get to Plastic Beach, Point Nemo, New Man's Land from here?'
-When someone calls you S.P., yell: 'DO I REALLY LOOK LIKE I HAVE BLUE HAIR & BLACK EYES TO YOU?!'
-Go through an ENTIRE dictionary & cross out the word 'something' & relpace it with 'summfink'
-Dress like Cyborg Noodle & get a tattoo of a bullet hole on your forehead
-If you see someone in a dark suit & gas mask (like an exterminator) jump on him/her & yell 'I WON'T LET YOU SUCK OUT MAH SOUL, LIKE YOU DID TO THAT COP!!!!'
-Call Stephen Hillenburg (creator of Spongebob) & ask him if he could change the jellyfish to be: blue & pink, have googly eyes, a silly smile, a sailor hat, & a big tongue
-If someone tries to break into your house, put on a Japanese mask & take out a Thompson machine gun with a pissed off look on your face

hahaha i crak mehself up :3
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lebih dari setahun yang lalu kornlover said…
-when u see the word inc.,feel,or good u sing feel good inc from the top of ur lungs
lebih dari setahun yang lalu kornlover said…
smile
- instead of saying:
oh hell no!!
U say:
Oh Dell no!!
lebih dari setahun yang lalu kornlover said…
monkey
U want 2 change the monkey head 2 a GORILLAZ head or have noodle's,murdoc's,2-D, or russel head instead
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lebih dari setahun yang lalu 2Dannie said…
I've another one to add, but it may be a little obscure.
-you have a habit of trying to incorporate 'Pink Stinkfish' into everyday lingo, OR you play the Pink Stinkfish game, where you go through your non-Gorillaz music library and try to find the best way to include 'Stinkfish'.

For example:
'Stinkfish in the Sky With Diamonds'
'Phantom of the Stinkfish'
'Dance of the Sugar Plum Stinkfish'