Quinn: And I'm gonna get my boyfriend back.
Sue: I don't care so much about that. (Showmance)
(To Celibacy Club, talking about cheerleading skirts) God bless the perv that invented these. Remember the power motto girls. It's all about the teasing and not about the pleasing. (Showmance)
(To Celibacy Club) Let's pair up for the Immaculate Affection. Now remember if the balloon pops, the noise makes the malaikat cry (Showmance)
(To Sue about Dakota Stanley)I give it 15 menit until the first one quits, atau tries to commit suicide. (Acafellas)
(Talking to Finn about Rachel) I know some guys cheat on their wives atau pregnant girlfriends. Just don't do it with her. (Throwdown)
When my mom applied to college, she put being populer as her main extracurricular activity. (Mash-Up)
Quinn: I don't care if my baby comes out with a mohawk, I will go to my grave swearing it's Finn's.
Puck: It would be pretty awesome if it came out with a mohawk. (Wheels)
(To Finn) Somewhere in that kacang brain of yours is a man. Access him and tell him to prove to me that I chose the right guy to have a baby with. (Wheels)
What I need right now, even lebih than looser pants, is acceptance. (Hairography)
Quinn: What are anda doing Friday night?
Puck: Just the usual. Stand outside the 7-Eleven and look depressed until someone offers to buy me beer. (Hairography)
I want my kids to be able to look back at these buku and see who I was, make them proud — not the bastard one I'm carrying now, of course — the ones I'll have when I'm married and ready. (Mattress)
Puck: I'm not breaking up with you, I'm just saying please stop supersizing 'cause I don't dig on fat chicks.
Quinn: I'm pregnant!
Puck: And that's my fault? (Hell-o)
(On Puck) At least I don't have to listen to his stupid theories on how Super Mario Brothers changed civilization. (Laryngitis)
(On regrets) Thinking "Trust Me" was a sensible birth control option. (Funk)
Quinn: Did anda cinta me?
Puck: Yes. Especially now. (Journey)
Ms. Fabray: I left your father. Well, I kicked him out. Turns out he was sleeping with this tattooed tramp. I want anda to come home, honey. We can turn the guest room into a nursery... say something, Quinnie.
Quinn: My water just broke. (Journey)
(To Puck in labor) anda suck! anda suck! anda suck! (Journey)
(To Rachel) anda used to be just sort of unlikeable, but now I feel like punching anda every time anda open your mouth. (Special Education)
I've cheated twice. The first time I got pregnant. The detik time I got mono. (Silly cinta Songs)
I didn't ciuman Finn, Sam. I saved his life. (Comeback)
(To Puck while being drunk) I hate what anda did to my body! I use to have abs! (Blame It on the Alcohol)
(To Finn about sex) I made a mistake with Puck. anda should have been my first. (Sexy)
Prom queens live, on average, five years longer than regular people. Probably because they smile all the time, and smiles are proven to ward off diseases. (Original Song)
(About Finn) How damaged does a guy have to be into some as annoying as Rachel? (Original Song)
Being a hot seventeen tahun old anda can get away with atau do pretty much anything anda want so I kind of always assumed that people were nice and accommodating. (Born This Way)
(About when she was "Lucy") I was the only kid at school who dissected their own frog because no one would be my lab partner. (Born This Way)
Quinn: I respect you. I had to get a nose job and go on a crazy diet to walk around this school like I own it and anda just do it.
Lauren: I have to admit. I have considered going blonde. (Born This Way)
