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A young Aussie joins the navy. On the hari he is about to go to sea, his father warned him to be aware of gay sailors.
"But dad, how will I know?"
"Trust me son, anda will know.
After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and s...hook his fathers hand.
"Well son,how did it go?"
"Dad, I found out what anda ment about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came oleh and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."
"But how could anda tell he was gay?"
"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the perahu yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"
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Yo Moma so fat that she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit

Yo Moma so fat,when she dies in Call of Duty,the player get's the 5 person kill streak

Yo Moma so stupid that she played got your nose with Voldemort

Yo Moma so fat,the sorting hat has signed her to the house of pancake

Yo Moma so stupid that Rebecca Black told her Thursday comes before Friday

Yo Moma so fat,she's a map on Call of Duty

Yo Moma so ugly,she's the reason why Waldo is hiding

Yo Moma so stupid,she brought tickets to Xbox Live

Yo Moma so ugly,she makes blind kids cry

Yo Moma so fat,when she sat on the iPod,she made the iPad

Yo...
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here is one of my fav jokes-

teacher- students,as a part of literary week celebrations, we have decided to hold a competition!

(children starts to look at each other and whisper)

teacher- silence! the contest is, each hari anda have to read a well known book! and i'll say the names of some well-known books,and those who have read it should raise their hands, and the one who has read most books,will get extra recess time

(children cheers!later at the end of the week)

teacher- how many of anda read , hamlet?

(the whole class raise their hands!)

teacher-good! now how many has read oddissi?

(again the whole class raise their hands!the teacher is suspicious whether they r lying,so she decides to test them)

teacher- exellent!now how many of anda have read the biography of aristotile?

(as expected,the whole class raise their hands again!)

teacher- good,but may i inform anda that there is no book yet,called biography of aristotle?
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I don't know what this is but my cousion berkata to me to put it on fan pop i haven't watched it before Because i can't be botherd so here anda go guys it's for a DARE!
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1 hari 2 very lovin parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".

Their son wlked in n berkata "Wat doz menggerutu, jalang n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".

d nx hari d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women berkata "feel my titties" n the man berkata "feel my dick".

Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".

On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman berkata it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.

Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom berkata dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.

sarang, den d door bel, bell rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n berkata "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the dapur fuckin d turkey!
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did anda know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes‚ I know‚" berkata the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."

"But‚ madam‚ anda must know that your privates are exposed!" berkata the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything anda see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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"Then anda tampil up and drink my poison!"

Barnaby laughed with the others, but his jantung wasn't in it. He was concentrating too hard. Should he have picked one that was lebih ribald?

"You didn't tell it right!"

He'd heard that one before, but Jim really had a good delivery, and got a big laugh. Barnaby thought he was ready, but just couldn't interject into the flow of jokes of the older guys.

"Don't worry - it'll stretch!"

Every tahun his brother Al would meet with his friends for their reunion. They each made a point of coming back to Gull Cove the same time each year, just for this night. Al was ten...
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