Ed: This pain's nothing... compared to what he's given up.


Al: We became absorbed in the science that made you feel like you were magic.


Al: Brother...am I scary?
Ed: Please...you're kindness in a can.


Shou Tucker: The more steps we take forward, the longer we see the path is ahead.


Roy Mustang: You can call me Roy Mustang. Or just Lieutenant Colonel. Hell, you can call me the Flame Alchemist. Whatever you do, remember the pain.

Hawkeye: It's so cruel. If the devil really does interfere in this world, we've seen his work tonight.


Ed: Who are you calling so small you wanna crush like an ant?!
Al: Brother, please. He didn't say that.


Psiren: Sleep tight, Pipsqueak!
Ed: Who are you calling a Pipsqueak? You know, I'd be tall too in heels!


Ed: I said get down on the ground!
Russell: What? So we can see eye to eye?



Edward Elric: [to Magwar, in response to imposter Elric brothers] I told ya before, let's take care of those kids first. It's been a while since I've killed anyone. I kinda miss it.
[his eye turns to Magwar with a sick, scary grin]
Edward Elric: You wanna watch?


Hughes: (showing Ed a picture) Look! Can you believe how big Alicia has gotten? She can even ride a tricycle now. She follows me everywhere on that thing, like my own escort of cuteness.
Ed: Yep, you're the same as ever, Major...Nice and insane.


(Ed is imitating Mustang mocking him)
Ed: Struck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this wild goose chase? Money doesn't grow on trees, there, chief! Ed, where'd you run off too? Oh, there you are! I couldn't see you over my paperwork, seeing as how you're so short and all! Ha ha ha!

From the movie:

Alphonse Elric: You've changed, Brother! You've gotten taller!
Edward Elric: [indignant] WHAT'D YOU THINK, THAT I'D STILL BE A RUNT AT EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD?


Edward Elric: This whole place is about to blow.
Alphonse Elric: WHAT? Why?
Edward Elric: [matter of factly] 'Cause, I don't like it!


To Challenge the Sun:
Edward Elric: Water, 35 litres. Carbon, 20kg. Ammonia, 4 litres. Lime, 1.5kg. Phosperus, 800g. Salt, 250 g. Niter, 100g. Sulphur, 80g. Fluorine, 7.5g. Iron, 5g. Silicon 3g. And fifteen other elements. Those are the elements to make an average adult human body. You can buy these elemental ingredients at the market with the pocket money of a child. Humans are made so cheaply.

I have a few:

Hughes: Hey, I've got a message from Roy.
Ed: You mean the Colonel?
Hughes: He said, "Don't die under my command, you're enough of a pain without the paperwork." That was it.
Ed: Tell him fine, there's no way I'm dying before you do, you morally bankrupt Colonel with a God complex.

"It's always a lot scarier dealing with the living. Give me a ghost to talk to any day."- Col. Roy Mustang

"Even when our eyes are closed, there's a whole world out there that lives outside ourselves and our dreams."- Edward Elric

"I want to touch you again Brother!" -Alphonse Elric

Sorry I couldn't resist its just the most hilarous part of the series!

Alright a serious one;

"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth." -Alphonse Elric

I know its an old and tired quote, but its so perfect!

I mean, it just works! <3

Water, 35 litres. Carbon, 20kg. Ammonia, 4 litres. Lime, 1.5kg. Phosperus, 800g. Salt, 250 g. Saltpeter, 100g. Sulphur, 80g. Fluorine, 7.5g. Iron, 5g. Silicon 3g. And trace amounts of fifteen other elements.
It’s all the ingredients of the average adult human body. Down to the last specks of protein in your eyelashes. And even though science has given us the entire physical break down there has never been a successful at bring a human to life.
There’s still something missing something scientists haven’t been able to find in centuries of research

i got this from
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"You're evil, I'll turn you all into fish!" -Edward Elric

Roy: Killed in Action, and promoted two ranks for it. Brigadier General Hughes. You were the guy who was supposed to work below me and to push me to the top. Then you get yourself killed and surpass me in the ranks. I don't know what's more absurd. You or the State.

Couldn't resist that one. ^^

Alphonse:Was I that soft when I was born?
Ed:Of course you were! You were still soft when you were five!

Roy:Dog huh?...I love dogs!
Fruey:Ya' do!?
Roy:Of course! Dogs embody loyalty! Be a jerk to them and they don't complain and they never once beg for a paycheck! Trust me Furey! They are the loyal servants of man! Loyal canine how we solute the!!!!

Al:We're just a small part of the world. Ow!
Ed:Don't say small.

THIS ONE IS GR8:


Water, 35 litres. Carbon, 20kg. Ammonia, 4 litres. Lime, 1.5kg. Phosperus, 800g. Salt, 250 g. Saltpeter, 100g. Sulphur, 80g. Fluorine, 7.5g. Iron, 5g. Silicon 3g. And trace amounts of fifteen other elements.
It’s all the ingredients of the average adult human body. Down to the last specks of protein in your eyelashes. And even though science has given us the entire physical break down there has never been a successful at bring a human to life.
There’s still something missing something scientists haven’t been able to find in centuries of research

heres my fav
WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT?! IM GONNA BREAK YOUR FEET OFF AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!!!!!

WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT YOU CANT EVEN SEE THEM WITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS??!!!

and

WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT HE CANT EVEN GO TO THE BEACH BECAUSE HE'D SINK RIGHT THROUGH THE SAND AND WHEN THE TIDE COMES IN HE DOESNT EVEN BREATHE OR SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE HES SMALL ENOUGH TO ABSORB OXYGEN MOLECULES THROUGH THE WATER!!!!

lol all my fav quotes are Ed doing his famous short rants XDDDD

Edward: Don't call me small I'll break down your feet and stick 'em on your head!

Alfons: We're real Ed. Not just part of your dreams like you thought. I care, and I make mistakes. I may not live much longer but I'll still be here. Just don't forget me.

Here’s some:

Greed: Yha, it’s true…the only thing I ever wanted was to have friends…like them.

Scar’s Elder: I understand what it is like to want revenge. But revenge will only bring more revenge.

Scar’s final response to the question “what is your real name:” I have died twice. I do not exist…I do not need a name. Call me what you like.

"the pleasure of a dream; is that its a fantasy.
if it happens; it was never a dream"
Random old man from episode... 12?

Ed- "If you break this arm, theres a girl who's gonna break my neck!"
((scene changes to winfry holding a screw labeled A-08)) "Wait, this is Ed's... oh well."

"-When you learn how to build something, you learn how to destroy it!" (Marcho)
"-Impossible is impossible." (Former Greed)
"-To sacrifice yourself doesn´t make anyone happy!" (Ed)
I´m Swedish, so they´re probably not perfectly translated xS

"A lesson without pain is meaning less, that's because you cannot gain something without sacrificing something else in return but once you've with stood that pain and over come it you will gain a heart that is stronger than everything else , yes a fullmetal heart." Edward Elric

mine is the same as yours, Wolfmaster3000. I really like that one, because they ended it all with that quote, and it's really heartfelt and nice. I like it a lot.

Ed: Strike!
Al: DX My Head!!

Ed: Hey! That's Dangerous!! (Makes a cannon) BOOM!!!!

Joy To Suffering, Victory to battle, Life to the Dead. For that is what this blood red stone grants.

Ed: I'm tired of this
Al: yeah
It's like, just when I think it's within my reach, it runs away from me. It keeps going like that. And this time, when I feel that I finally got a hold on it, I'm knocked down by what I caught.
Haha, Looks like God really hates thosemen who broke his rules.
I really like that quote.

Ed: A normal sized person wouldn't be able to get through here. I'm glad I'm small en... (Cry.. Hating himself for saying small)

Favorite quote of all time
Hughs: Hey Ed! You gettin it on with a woman in your hospital room!
(Ed falls down and starts bleeding) She's only my auto-mail mechanic!!
Hughs: Oh... so you seduced a mechanic...
(Ed collapses)
And the entire time, Winry is like, what the heck is going on here???

Roy mustang: thats a stupid question havoc, i say it ecause its true, and when im furher there will be changes. That day all female officers will be required to wear TINY MINISKIRTS!!!

This quote is from Brotherhood
Ling Yao: I'm sorry i don't speak much language from this country ok bye bye now
Ed: HEY YOU GET THE HELL BACK HERE!

This is from the LAST EPISODE OF BROTHERHOOD, so look out for SPOILERS!!!!

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Ed: "EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE!"
Winry: "Huh?"
Ed: "I'll give half of my life to you, and you give half of yours to me!"
Winry: "Ooohhhh, come on. Do you have to treat everything like alchemy? The whole 'equivalent exchange' thing is just nonsense!"
Ed: "WHAT'D YOU SAY?!"
Winry: "Uuugh, it's nonsense! How 'bout I just give you my WHOLE life?"
Ed: *stares dumbfounded*
Winry: "W-wait! Maybe not ALL of it! 90...80 percent? 70...that's not enough, but 85...yeah, 85 is a good number!"
Ed: *bursts out laughing*
Winry: "WHAT?? Shut up!"
Ed: "S-sorry, really...haha, you are so incredible!! You knocked equivalent exchange flat on its butt in just a few words!"
Winry: "And what's that supposed to mean?? Are you making fun of me?"
Ed: "Not at all. Thanks for cheerin' me up. I'll miss you. Goodbye...for now."
Winry: "Mmm. Come home soon."

Roy Mustang: When I'm Führer, there will be changes! That day...*strikes dramatic pose* all female officers will be required to wear...TINY MINISKIRTS!
Jean Havoc: YOU'RE A MIRACLE, MUSTANG! (hugs Mustang's leg) I'LL FOLLOW YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
Roy Mustang: Yes! (still posing)

Ed- "Woopty Flippin' Do"

I've got one:

Mustang-"Damn!"
Lusty-"Just what I was thinking. Damn."

Ummmm how about Edward: How mnay people's asses do i have to kick? i'm going to have to start keeping a list!!" I think that was roughly what it was.

"Now tell me, for what purpose did you choose to slaughter all of my people? Depending on your answer I'll send you to join God. No, you don't deserve to stand by God alongside my fallen brothers. Your only sollace for my wrath will be damnation."
- Scar

The context and tone in this quote makes it by far one of the most badass in the series

Edward Elric: I AM NOT SHOORRTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alfons Heidrich (from Conquerer of Shamballa): "you say this world isn't yours? well it is mine and i want to leave proof that i lived in it!"

ROY: I wonder if its possible to incinerate someone over the phone, care to help me find out, Hughes?

Scar, to barry the chopper: you're right you don't have to prove you exist cause very soon you wont.

"Is ignorance really bliss, or is it a freshly-dug grave?" --Narrator, just after the credits in the episode where Marcoh joins Scar and company in FMA Brotherhood

HS

*End of Brotherhood
Ed: There's no such thing as a painless lesson. They just don't exist. Sacrifices are necessary. You can't gain anything without losing something first. Although, if you endure that pain, and walk away from it, you'll find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obsticle. Yeah...a heart mafe fullmetal.

"The sun is male; representing masculinity.
The moon is female; representing femininity.
When the sun and the moon overlap, then the two genders become one.
In other words, the union represents a perfect being. So then, what's a perfect being?
Does that mean immortality?
Maybe something even greater.
But what could be greater than that?
I don't know; maybe... maybe, God or something."
-Edward And Alphonse Elric

to many to name....

this is my favorite

Hughs: Hey Ed I've got a message from Roy.

Ed: You mean the colonel?

Hughs: He says "Don't die under my command you're enough of a pain without the paper work" that was it.

Ed: Tell him there's no way I'm dieing before you do you morally bankrupt colonel with a god complex.