Ross: [leaning over and talking to Rachel's lap] I can't wait to play with anda all day, and to hear your first words.
Phoebe: [wide eyed] Why are anda letting him talk to your crotch that way?
Rachel: He's talking to the baby.
Phoebe: Oh, that's good. Because when I heard, "I can't wait to hear your first words" I thought, "Boy that's some trick!"
Carol: Oh, what do anda know? No-one's going up to anda and saying, "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this
Carol: pot roast through it?"
Ross: I figured after work, I'd pick up a bottle of wine, go over there, and try to... woo her.
Chandler: Hey, anda know what anda should do? Take her back to the 1800's when that phrase was last used.
Chandler: I'm thinking of having an affair with your wife! Oh, anda know what, I just did!
Chandler: No, freak show! She's fictional!
Ross: Okay, there anda go.
Rachel: Sure. Sure, I'll just sit selanjutnya to the... transsexual from purchasing.
Ross: What are anda doing tonight?
Chandler: Why, do anda have a lecture?
Chandler: Free as a bird, what's up?
Kate Miller: [they are doing a scene] I have a pertanyaan about this scene.
The Director: Yes?
Kate Miller: Well, I don't understand why Adrienne's attracted to Victor.
[Joey plays Victor, she plays Adrienne]
The Director: Peel the onion. First of all, he's good-looking.
Kate Miller: I think my character's gonna need a little bit lebih of a reason than that.
Joey: Oh, hey, how about this one? It says so in the script! Y'know, I don't know why my character likes anda either, I mean, it says in the script here that you're a bitch.
Kate Miller: It does not say that in the script.
Joey: It does in mine!
Rachel: Well, oh, Mark, I'm doing this for the wrong reasons, y'know? I'm just doing it to get back at Ross. I'm sorry, it's not very fair to you.
Mark: Ahh! Fair, schmair! Y'know? Look, if anda want to get back at Ross, I am here for you. Really? No-no, I say-I say, I say we get back at him right on this couch. Right here!
Joey: Just because she went to Yale drama, she thinks she's like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread!
Chandler: Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.
Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her! With her, "Oh, I'm so talented." and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Ooh, I smell so good."
Chandler: I think somebody has a crush on somebody.
Joey: Hey, Chandler, can we please stay focused on my problem here? Y'know?
Chandler: I'm talking about you. anda big, big freak.
Monica: What anda guys don't understand is, for us, ciuman is as important as any part of it.
Joey: Yeah, right!... Y'serious?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah!
Rachel: Everything anda need to know is in that first kiss.
Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, ciuman is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian anda have to sit through before berwarna merah muda, merah muda Floyd comes out.
Ross: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.
Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the tampil was, anda girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.
Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise selanjutnya time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.
Joey: [pause] ... Are we still talking about sex?
Ross: Wow, anda guys sure have a lot of buku about being a lesbian.
Susan: Well, anda know, anda have to take a course. Otherwise they don't let anda do it.
Jack Geller: I remember when we first got engaged.
Chandler: Oh, I don't think I ever heard that story.
Monica: Oh dad, really anda don't need to...
Jack Geller: [ignoring her] Well, I'd gotten Judy pregnant. I still don't know that happened.
Judy Geller: [incredulous] anda don't know how that happened? Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy.
Joey Tribbiani: [after smelling potpourri] Well, this is like summer in a bowl!
Phoebe: [Monica stares dreamily as Richard leaves the room] Oooh, I think my boyfriend's ever so dreamy. I wonder what our wedding's gonna be like.
[in Barbados, Rachel runs into Monica and Chandler's room in the morning and opens the curtains, it has been raining a lot]
Monica: The sun is out!
Chandler: [squinting in pain] Hey, remember when I had corneas?
Joey Tribbiani: [upon hearing Ross doesn't want to go to the film with him] Come on, man! Tom Hanks! Meg Ryan! They get mail!
Monica: Rach, it's the Visa card people.
Rachel: Oh, God, ask them what they want.
Monica: [on the phone] Could anda please tell me what this is in reference to? Yes, hold on.
Monica: Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account.
Rachel: But I haven't used my card in weeks.
Monica: That is the unusual activity.
Chandler: I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.
Reporter: I like that. what's your name?
[pointing tape recorder at Pheobe]
Phoebe: Pheobe. That's, P, as in Phoebe, H, as in heobe, O as in oebe, E, as in ebe, B, as in bebe, and E as in... Ello there mate.
[after observing a short fight between Rachel and Ross]
Phoebe: That's it? "We were on a break." "No we weren't." What happened to anda two?
Ross: We were on a break!
Rachel: anda know, Ben, I was your daddy's girlfriend.
Ben: But you're not anymore. Because anda were on a break.
Ross: [holding a bottle of champagne] Gunther, six glasses!
Gunther: [hopeful] Six? anda want me to gabung you?
Ross: Oh, I thought Joey was here. Five will be fine.
[Gunther walks away disappointed]
Ross: Boy I'm gonna get spit in my coffee, now.
Monica: Chandler, it's okay. anda don't have to be so macho all the time.
Chandler: I'm not macho.
Monica: You're right. I don't know what I was thinking.
Chandler: The Bings have horrible marriages. They yell. They fight. And they use the pool boy as a pawn in their sexual games.
Ross: Chandler, have anda ever put on a black koktil, koktail dress and asked me up to your hotel room?
Ross: Then anda are neither of your parents.
Ross: My dad wanted to know if anda wanted to play racquetball with us.
Monica: Wow. That's great. Dad must really like you, he doesn't ask just anyone to play.
Ross: Yeah and he didn't really ask for you, he asked for Chancy, I assumed he meant you.
Chandler: Well, did-did anda correct him?
Ross: No, I-I thought it would be lebih fun this way.
Monica: anda can't api me. I make your decisions and I say, "I'm not fired." Ha.
Monica: My motto is get out before they go down.
Joey: That is so not my motto.
Julie: [Monica has told everyone about Chandler's third nipple] anda know, Chandler, in some cultures a third nipple is considered a mark of virility. The most desirable women dance naked around anda so anda can make your pick.
Chandler: Ah, would any of these cultures be in the tri-state area?
Joey: [during Ross's speech, Joey laughs every time he hears 'homo erectus'] Ha, Ha, he berkata 'erectus'.
[notices Rachel is also laughing]
Rachel: [stifling laugh] No, 'homo'.
Mike Hanigan: You're not gonna try and make me gabung a cult are you?
Mike Hanigan: Oh okay. anda just have that look.
Ross: [to himself] Damn SuperCuts!
[Re: "If anda had to give up sex atau food, which would anda pick?"]
Chandler: Seriously. Answer faster.
Monica: I'm sorry, sweetie. When she berkata "sex" I wasn't thinking of sex with you.
Chandler: It's like a big hug.
Phoebe: Ross, how about you? Sex atau food?
Phoebe: What about sex atau dinosaurs?
Ross: My God, it's like Sophie's Choice.
Phoebe: Joey, if anda had to give up sex atau food, which would anda pick?
Joey: I don't know it's too hard.
Rachel: Come on, anda have to answer.
Joey: Okay... sex. No, food. No, uh... I want both! I want girls on bread!
[Mona doesn't know that Rachel is living with Ross]
Mona: Listen, Rachel, I appreciate your situation but this is Valentine's Day. So, if anda don't mind, would anda please just go back home?
[Ross enters with his gift for Mona]
Rachel: What are anda talking about? I live here.
Ross: [nervously gives Mona her present] Happy Valentine's Day.
[Mona stares angrily at Ross]
Ross: Or, something to remember me by...
Chandler: anda can't come in.
Monica: Why not?
Chandler: Because, uh, Ross is naked.
Chandler: Well, I couldn't tell her *I* was naked. She's allowed to see me naked.
Ross: Why does *anyone* have to be naked?
[Joey just got ordained via the internet so that he could perform Monica and Chandler's wedding]
Joey: Hey, I started working on what I'm going to say at the ceremony. Wanna hear it?
Monica, Chandler: Yeah.
Joey: We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special cinta that Monica and Chandler share.
[Monica and Chandler look impressed]
Joey: It is a cinta based of giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the cinta that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and cinta and have... and receive.
Joey: Okay, anda guys, I've got a little lebih written... are anda ready?
Chandler: Yeah, yeah. Okay.
Joey: When I think of the cinta that these two givers and receivers share, I cannot help but envy the lifetime ahead of having and loving and giving... and then I can't think of a good word for right here.
Monica: How bout receiving?
Joey: Anyway, I started working on what I'm gonna say at the ceremony, anda wanna hear it?
Monica, Chandler: Yeah!
Joey: Now, listen, it's just the first draft so... ”We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special cinta that Monica and Chandler share. It is a cinta based on giving and receiving, as well as having and sharing. And the cinta that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and cinta and have and receive."
Chandler: [to Monica] Shouldn't we call the spitter?
[after catching Ross ciuman Chandler's mother in front of the male bathroom]
Joey: I'll just go pee in the street.
Eddie: [Chandler just asked him to pindah out] This is kinda out of the blue, isn't it?
Chandler: No, no, no. This isn't out of the blue. This is memukul dab in the middle of the blue.
Phoebe: No, huh uh, no way, I'm sorry, not gonna happen.
Chandler: Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback.
Joey: And anda call yourself an accountant?
[Joey and Chandler apartment has been robbed]
Joey: Aw, man. He took the five of spades.
[looks through deck]
Joey: No, here it is.
Rachel: Hey, anda guys wanna go see a movie?
Ross: Yeah, sure.
Rachel: How about you, Phoebe?
Phoebe: No, thanks, I've already seen one.
[Chandler's key broke in Monica's door]
Chandler: I cinta you.
Monica: I cinta anda too.
Chandler: Are anda hugging the door right now?
Monica: Um... no?
Chandler: Uh... yeah, yeah, me neither.
Monica: Oh my god. How cute is the new eye doctor?
Rachel: So cute I'm thinking about jamming this pen in my eye.
[Ross is wearing a white suit]
Monica: I like it even better on anda than on Colonel Sanders.
Ross: Look, I just came here to tell anda guys something.
Rachel: Oh. Was it how anda invented the cotton gin?
Joey: And look. A phone in the bathroom.
Monica: Joey, don't ever call me from that phone.
Joey: Want some jam?
Chandler: No thanks, I just had a jar of mustard.