DON'T DISTURB THE WITCH

Silversrider's and My (BML1997) story. Originally on Fanficion and on a different club, but now diposting here as well.
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Chapter 1: Welcome to Base Q

"Next!" calls the guard. Juarez looks up and sees that it is his turn. He walks up and takes the mug-shot number from the guard and stands on the little black X. He looks at the camera with a smirk. And then right before the click he sticks his tongue out at the camera. The guard looks at the mug-shot and sighs with a frown. "Mr. Juarez Remarque Mateo, please cease the shenanigans and make a straight face."...

The elevator shot downwards alarmingly fast. Lexii pressed herself against the back dinding and sucked in a breath. In a matter of detik she arrived at her floor and the door slid open. She crawled out and carefully climbed up the steps.
As she walked through the door, GLaDOS began speaking.
"In this room anda find Aperture science issued long-fall boots, and an Aperture Science issued jumpsuit. We dont make monkey clothing so I had to did out the prototypes. Im sure the boots work just fine. Maybe.. I guess we will find out shortly. And remember, Android Hell is a real place and anda will...

(Sorry Sylvia! Not including Emmit in the fan fic!)

Chapter 3

All of a sudden, a loud sound came from outside. The whole zoo woke up in shock. Smoke came from the middle of the zoo. The girls rushed from their outside habitat. "What in the world?! I WAS DREAMING ABout....nevermind," berkata Kait. As Skipper got a closer look at it, he immedietly said, "More like, out of the world. Its a giant spaceship!" "Whuaat?!" Rico said. "Ah, this must be it...Everyone! Into our HQ, NOW!This, this is the squid apocolypse ship." berkata Emma. She aparently bought the latest edition of that book. Kowaslki was sad...

A hari without myself *unfinished*
skipper was siting at the table, waiting for his team mates to report. He had been calling them for half an hour.
As usual, they were all ignoring him.
Kowalski was doing whatever in the lab.
Amber was drawing whatever in her bunk.
Rico was exploding whatever somewhere else.
Private watched the lunicorns in front of the TV.
And Cassidy was watching whatever on YouTube.
"Will anda guys acknowledge me?" he asked.
"Not really." came Cassidy's reply, while private and amber, in the same room, just grunted.
"that's it! I have had enough!" skipper said. He marched over to the...