Gathering Kristen, CC, Tom and myself into my bedroom, I told them what has to happen.
"We HAVE to find out what REALLY happened in Denmark! I know just what to do!"
"Time travel?' guesses CC
"Yes, but I also have an extra step."
"What?" asked kristen
"Since we have THE guy who does Skipper's voice as a member of this little expidition, we may as well have THE guy who does Hans."
"OHHH," berkata Tom "Now i get it. You're using me and John to play Skipper and Hans to prove you're from the future atau something!"
"Or something." i said.
"John.. uh I mean Mr. DiMaggio! We need a favor! I'm going to have to...

Central Park Zoo, July 19th, 1910.
We entered the required info and pressed the knob on the pocket watch. One blinding flash of light later we were in 1910. The very hari the Golden tupai hid they key to his treasure in the time capsule.
we saw the Golden tupai being chased oleh the rats and followed suit, staying out of sight, even if we were dressed in period hats (Kristen threw her flowered lacy monstrosity of a hat in the trash)
The key fell out of the Squirrel's paw and was about to drop in the box, when Tom made a dive for it and missed. The humans probably chalked it up to a pigeon or...

(finaly! I finished my zombie apocalypse story, say I of anda want a sequel! Haha, but now I can start off where I left, on the detik chapter of "truth in lies")
"well, we all have that bitchy side in us all, now matter how much shit life throws us!" dillain said, almost proud to be cursing.
"god dillain, there's kids membaca this!" amber laughed, almost chocking on a fish.
It had been a few hari since "dillie" had arrived. And kowalski was getting madder every day. Amber had rathered to  show dillain around the zoo, than try to make a plane that went faster then the speed of light with him.

Amber...

Jane Rizzoli spotted a man step out of a taxi and nearly walk into a woman rolling a baby carriage.
The man caught her staring so she turned away.

"Jane?" asked Maura, jarring her out of thoughts.
"Wha-? oh, sorry, Maura, I was thinking."
"About that cute man who stepped out of the cab?"
"No!"
"Casey?"
"No! And don't anda think, Maura, that after your LAST boyfriend, you'd be a bit lebih careful about who anda think is cute? What does he have in TWO suitcases? Severed body parts?"
" Ha! I'm careful!"
"Like anda were careful about the psycho who gave anda a severed hand encased in plaster?"
"Good point."
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Part 3: The Wanted
Prologue

Madi continued to ram into the walls of the truck.

"LET US OUT!" She yelled. She kept trying to escape ever since the General had shot her with a new invention that wasn't supposed to be finished until months later. It was called a Super Stunner, a stun gun MUCH lebih powerful than a regular stun gun. It is 10 times stronger than a regular gun. Two shots and it could kill you. One shot and anda WANT to get shot twice! Madi thought. She took a step back and crashed into the dinding again. She cried in pain and fell to the floor. Skipper was against the wall, watching...

Chapter 3: Crazy Car Ride

Once Silvy had dragged Juarez out of Base Q, they stand for a detik outside. Juarez looks at Silvy. "So...where are we going to get our snow-cones, señorita? It would not be a muy bueno idea to get them here in Lithuania." he says.

Silvy looks at Juarez and shrugs. "I don't know, Juarez..." She then smiles widely. "I just cinta snow-cones!" Her voice went down to a small whisper, her eyes focused on the ground. "Maybe, just maybe, we could share one?"

He adjusts his pisau tempat penyimpan pistol, sarung to a lebih comfortable position. "Erm..." he gives Silvy a slightly strange look and decides...

This story takes place shortly after the events of Portal 2 about a bulan atau so after Chell escaped. Spoilers ahead but not too many. Enjoy! :D




"LEEEEEEEEXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Skipper cupped his flippers around his beak and yelled her name for the 5th time. Her, Julien, Mort, and Maurice had their boom box turned all the way up and were jumping around on the bouncy.
"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He tried again. No dice. He growled and marched over to the kubung, pukang habitat.


The musik stopped suddenly and the lemurs all stopped...

The group scattered.

Kowalski: Ahhhh!
He was right in the middle of the stampeding herd of Gallimimus.
He looked around and saw the Allosaurus going away without catching one of the dinosaurs.
Kowalski: Hm. Strange.
(But we know he was going after Private)

He had to run along with the herd atau else he would be trampled.
Kowalski: Hey! A rock! I'll go behind it since they have to jump over it.
As soon as the herd was gone he walked right into a small clearing in the jungle.
Kowalski: No big predator can get in here. So I'll sit on this big rock where Compsognathus can't get me. Now where's my compass....

Skipper: Well that wasn't so bad.
Private(waking up): What happened?
Kowalski: We were about to crash but Gallis and Lucile managed to land us safely on the pantai of this island. But it is easy, since controling a plane is a piece of fish. Right, Gallis?
Gallis(tired out): Speak for yourself! Keeping a plane from crashing isn't as easy as anda think! Right Lucile? Lucile?
He found out thay she was asleep on the ground and then found him falling to the ground and also falling asleep.
Private: Okay, so how about some lunch?
Ashley: Great idea, lad.
They dragged the sleepful pair aboard.
But they didn't...

I float closer to the door and it was Kowalski. "There anda guys are..." He stops for a moment, then continue. "May I come in?" Lech did not say anything, then he spoke. "Okay, but your jantung will be crush if anda hate to see dead and almost dead friends..." He walk away, leaving Kowalski oleh the door. He rush inside and sees Emma and the dead me. "Wh-what happened?!" He jump onto the table, stairs fearfuly at them. I float down selanjutnya to Kowalski, stair sadly at Emma.

"Demon is what happened." Beast spoke from the chair he`s sitting on. "Demon...?" Kowalski stair confussly at Beast. Beast`s eyes...

"Since when is Red John a squirrel?' asked Patrick Jane
"I am not zhe Red John anda are tinking of. I am zhe Red Skvirrel. anda can call me "Red", atau oleh my birth name "Rudolfus", atau just "Rudy"."

"Then why introduce yourself as Red John?"

"Blowhole gave me the code name. We were each diberikan names after villanis the detectives have faced in zhe past. Blowy vas Pelant, Zhe tikus King vas Paddy O'Dell, and Hans vas supposed to be Sassone (from csi NY).But since I now see we are no longer doink zhat." berkata Rudy, sheepishly

"I'm surprised that anda managed to sneak a party of 13 past my guards. Frankly, I'm...

Jane Rizzoli stared out at the sunrise peaking over the tops of the buildings on the city.
"Beautiful morning. Just the perfect hari to get us all killed oleh a psychotic dolphin." she muttered, now an Asian otter, much like Marlene, only with dark brown fur.
"I don't know. it may turn out for the best." says Maura isles, also an Asian Otter, only her bulu was the same shade of red as her human hair.
"Personally, I feel I should've been a dolphin, but if the machine picked badger, then I have no choice, do I?" says Patrick Jane, stepping out of the HQ, talking to Private.
"it's just that... well,...

"Really?" Private asked, looking astonished. Emma nodded, a feeling of devastation sweeping over her.

"How is that possible?" Kowalski wondered, looking at Emma with concern.

"It- it must have been when I brought anda two back to life, this massive ball of light came out of me, and part of it went into anda two." Emma guessed, then a thought struck her. "You two don't have them do you?"

"Nope." Private answered, and Kowalski shook his head. Emma felt confused and lost. She quickly wiped a tear from her eye.

"Guys, could I be alone for a bit please." She asked quietly. They nodded in understanding...

"You have not seen zhe last of Hans zhe Puffin!" the young Hans called out to Captain Blowhole, who just shrugged him off.

"No?<" called Skipper's voice" But then, how are we gonna do this, then?" and he appeared with a mackarel.
" there's only a short ammount of time left before the guards find out i escaped!"
"Let us dance, my frienemy, let us dance..." berkata Hans, and the fishfight began

We watched in scilence from the puncak, atas of a building as they went at each other. Right, left right left right left up down swish slap! it was almost scary! Those two were the best of friends not twenty minutes...

Guest starring CuteCuddly's Oc, CC.

Skipper OBVIOUSLY speaks fluent paranoia and force. Kowalski speaks Science and panic Why can't they speak any normal languages like, Spanish, which I speak to some degree. Pero, cuando yo hablo espanol, es no mal, pero es no bueno es mas o menos.( I applaud anda if anda if anda could understand that). No, they have to speak something "Beneficial on a mission"! Spanish IS beneficial on a mission!!!

Sorry, I'm just frustrated, AGAIN! I've been working for them for a week and already I've been kidnapped, battles a crazy dolphin, took two trips through time and heard...

Skipper, the brave fierce leader, berkata he would never cry. Obviously, he hadn't had this happen yet. On the ground in front of him was the craziest pinguin, penguin of them all Rico. His fallen comrade was to injured to be fixed.

"Rico!" Skipper berkata shaking the wounded penguin. "Don't anda dare die on me! Be strong!"

Rico's eyes looked like they were glued shut. They wouldn't open no matter what. Blood from where the laser had hit him. "Rico please!"

"Well Peng-you-in." The psychotic Dr. Blowhole smirked, moving selanjutnya to the very depressed penguin. "Looks like your team is one short. Once again I have...

The Sewers didn't smell so great. If there's one thing that hasn't changed in the past century, it's that horrendous stench.
Luckily the present sewer rats occupy the same area as their 1910 counterparts do.
The tikus King's great great grandfather was leading a pack of his own. he was a bit taller than the others, mainly because of his little puncak, atas hat.
he even sounded like OUR tikus King, only a bit more... British???
"Listen up, gent's" he berkata " That blasted tupai has vexed us for the very last time! We must reclaim what is rightfully mine.. I mean Ours!"
Jeff, who does the voice of one of the...

          ~ 10am: pinguin, penguin HQ~

 Skipper set down his mug of ikan coffee on the concrete meja and smoothed down his feathers. He turned to Kowalski and sighed happily. "Ahhhhh... Friday morning. Zoo's closed for three days and we can finally just RELAX for once!" he berkata as he sat down, leaning against the dinding with his  flippers behind his head. 
   Skipper had just closed his eyes when Marlene, Maurice, and Mort all burst into the HQ yelling about who knows what. Skipper immediately jumped to his feet and tried to calm everyone down. 
  "Woah, Woah. Slow down. One at a time. Marlene?"...

  "So let me get this straight. anda both got turned into LEMURS from a MOUSE-ray-thing?" Kowalski asked Dr Horrible as he cleaned out his test tubes. 
  Dr Horrible nodded. "I need a quadrupal-D battery, a spring-loaded finger nail file, and 3 ounces of high-acidic mustard to fix the Mouserizer. That is the only way i can turn us human again. Do anda think anda might have any of that?" 
   Kowalski dug through his cabinets for a few menit then shook his head. "Fresh out of.. everything anda just said..." he berkata he observed Captain Hamner looking at his tail like he had just noticed it...