Two Nonsensical Poems Written oleh EverybodyLies, who was forced into this oleh DarkSarcasm. grr.
Demerits at Camp Skyline Ranch For Girls
Demerits at Camp Skyline Ranch for Girls
-7 for freezing the ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise packets
-7 for terrorizing local wildlife rangers
-7 for directing all visiting parents into the riflery range, where children were having class.
-7 for referring to splint on foot as ‘toe condom’
-7 for failure to return from one hari canoeing trip for four days
-7 for rigging the TV to only play the dancing scene from The Breakfast Club
-7 for harboring a fugitive in the...
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