Heyzlo, EG360 here!
So, I have had a horrible day. Especially with the male race on this planet. I know what you’re thinking so don’t assume I don’t. “You can’t put a label on all males when you’re mad at just one guy.” Is what anda are indeed thinking, However, your typical predictions are incorrect my friend. I have been ticked off oleh several guys today. All
different reasons. All different ages:
Age 2 : Little boy I was babysitting all day. He was annoyingly hyper because his dad gave him biji cokelat, kakao puffs for breakfast. For the first time all week he would not let me change his diaper easily. He kept on yelling that he wouldn’t take a nap. The weird thing is, he woke up that morning very cranky but he went all hyper after breakfast!
Age 4 : the other kid I babysat. He is sick so I asked him if he wanted lunch before I made it because I didn’t want to make something that he wasn’t going to eat. He berkata he wanted it so I made him lunch and then he told me he was not hungry! Typical little boy I know (we have to also realise that I am suffering from PMS right now so everything seems shitty -_-).
Age 15: Teenage boys suck when it comes to relationship in summer. “Nuff said. Don’t lie to me and tell me all teenage boys are not the same because guess what. They are!
Age 18: Brothers are the stupidest things anda can have >.< The constant supid pertanyaan and hogging the basement like he owns it! He has a room. Why not use his room like how I use mine?! I’m stuck in here 50% of the time I spend awake at home. He spends about 1% because the only time he is in there is when he is falling asleep -_-.
Age late 20’s: The father who gave his kid biji cokelat, kakao puffs. Fathers should not give their children sugar for breakfast.
Age 49: So I am watching a new episode of one of my favorit shows right? Well, my dad walks in and changes the channel without asking me. When I complain he calls my tampil shitty like a tampil anda would find on a Treehouse channel (said while he watches a tampil that I think is stupid).
So anda see, I have realised my true hatred for men.
But we have to also think about how I am a teenage girl suffering from PMS at the moment. I have a headache and I’m on a never ending rollercoaster of emotions.
Which brings up why I hate the female race.
Because of our PMSing, guys have to sit through emotional outburst that aren’t called for. Because of our periods, men in the family have to deal with tampons and pads being hidden around the house. In the bathroom, bedroom, purses/bags and the occasional package left in the porch where the woman went shopping and forgot about the shopping bag she left.
Not to mention that women are plain bitches. ‘Nuff said. There is no explanation needed because the men and even the women know this is true deep down. Face it and it admit it Dude/Duddette”
So, I already knew that humans were useless, yet strangely I still want to rule the world O_o
But after this rant I have come to a conclusion.
Plants are better than humans.
Other than the nucleuses in their cells, plants don’t have brains. Therefore, they are better individuals than humans and animals. I am now considering eating meat all my life instead of plants. Plants are too good to be eaten.
Of course now, because that I hate the human race, now when I rule the world I’m going to let cannibalism become legal.
…..Please tell me anda didn’t take that seriously….
About at this time, I have deflated and ran out of things to rant about. Several people have probably been offended (especially the humans) but I will mention that anda shouldn’t take half of the stuff I berkata seriously (except for the ruling the world thing. That will happen).
So, I have had a horrible day. Especially with the male race on this planet. I know what you’re thinking so don’t assume I don’t. “You can’t put a label on all males when you’re mad at just one guy.” Is what anda are indeed thinking, However, your typical predictions are incorrect my friend. I have been ticked off oleh several guys today. All
different reasons. All different ages:
Age 2 : Little boy I was babysitting all day. He was annoyingly hyper because his dad gave him biji cokelat, kakao puffs for breakfast. For the first time all week he would not let me change his diaper easily. He kept on yelling that he wouldn’t take a nap. The weird thing is, he woke up that morning very cranky but he went all hyper after breakfast!
Age 4 : the other kid I babysat. He is sick so I asked him if he wanted lunch before I made it because I didn’t want to make something that he wasn’t going to eat. He berkata he wanted it so I made him lunch and then he told me he was not hungry! Typical little boy I know (we have to also realise that I am suffering from PMS right now so everything seems shitty -_-).
Age 15: Teenage boys suck when it comes to relationship in summer. “Nuff said. Don’t lie to me and tell me all teenage boys are not the same because guess what. They are!
Age 18: Brothers are the stupidest things anda can have >.< The constant supid pertanyaan and hogging the basement like he owns it! He has a room. Why not use his room like how I use mine?! I’m stuck in here 50% of the time I spend awake at home. He spends about 1% because the only time he is in there is when he is falling asleep -_-.
Age late 20’s: The father who gave his kid biji cokelat, kakao puffs. Fathers should not give their children sugar for breakfast.
Age 49: So I am watching a new episode of one of my favorit shows right? Well, my dad walks in and changes the channel without asking me. When I complain he calls my tampil shitty like a tampil anda would find on a Treehouse channel (said while he watches a tampil that I think is stupid).
So anda see, I have realised my true hatred for men.
But we have to also think about how I am a teenage girl suffering from PMS at the moment. I have a headache and I’m on a never ending rollercoaster of emotions.
Which brings up why I hate the female race.
Because of our PMSing, guys have to sit through emotional outburst that aren’t called for. Because of our periods, men in the family have to deal with tampons and pads being hidden around the house. In the bathroom, bedroom, purses/bags and the occasional package left in the porch where the woman went shopping and forgot about the shopping bag she left.
Not to mention that women are plain bitches. ‘Nuff said. There is no explanation needed because the men and even the women know this is true deep down. Face it and it admit it Dude/Duddette”
So, I already knew that humans were useless, yet strangely I still want to rule the world O_o
But after this rant I have come to a conclusion.
Plants are better than humans.
Other than the nucleuses in their cells, plants don’t have brains. Therefore, they are better individuals than humans and animals. I am now considering eating meat all my life instead of plants. Plants are too good to be eaten.
Of course now, because that I hate the human race, now when I rule the world I’m going to let cannibalism become legal.
…..Please tell me anda didn’t take that seriously….
About at this time, I have deflated and ran out of things to rant about. Several people have probably been offended (especially the humans) but I will mention that anda shouldn’t take half of the stuff I berkata seriously (except for the ruling the world thing. That will happen).
