A Case of Ed

"Dear Diary..." Leela Diane Kanker Began As She Wrote The First Page In Her Brand New Diary.

"My Name Is Lee Kanker.I Am 13 Years Old,And I Have A Wonderful Boyfriend Named Eddy Hamilton.Yet We Weren't Always Lovers...Or So People THOUGHT..."She Sighed,Chewed On The End Of Her Pen,And Continued To Write.

"Eddy And I Were pasangan Behind Our Friends' Backs.I've Always Wanted To Tell Somebody,And anda Are The Perfect Outlet For Me.Our Story Begins At My Trailer.My Sisters And I Find The Eds Stranded Out In The Woods,Covered In Filth.They Had Fainted,And I Don't Know Why They Got So Worked Up About...

Edd Was Dressed In A White Robe,His Eyes Closed,Beautiful malaikat Wings Fluttering In The Wind.He Was In The Land Of The Dead.

Voice:Hello,Edd.Nice To See anda Again.

Edd Opened His Eyes.Sayuri Stood Before Him.

Edd:Sayuri...But You're Dead...

Sayuri:I Know,But anda Are Too.You're In The Land Of The Dead.

Edd:What?! But I Can't Be Dead! I'm Just A Kid! I Haven't Lead The Life I've Dreamed Of,And Eddy And Ed Need Me! And I Need Them...

Sayuri:I Know How anda Feel...This Is What I Experienced When I First Got Here.

Edd:But I Promised Eddy I Wouldn't Leave Again! And Now...I Won't See Eddy atau Ed Ever Again......

"And, cut!" Eddy yelled, waving a hand in the air to signal for Dry Rain to stop. The band members quit playing, and looked up at him expectantly.

"Thats all," he winked, and Edd sighed with relief.

"What an exhausting day!" he chuckled. "I didnt realize staring in a musik video would be so much work!"

It was a bright and beautiful Sunday afternoon in the cul-de-sac, which had been carefully reserved for the filming of Edds alternative band, Dry Rain, in their first musik video. It had been a great idea oleh Eddy to sell copies of the video at the long-awaited Homecoming Dance this coming Friday....

Jerry Springer: Hi,I'm Jerry Springer And Our Topic Tonight Is, My Friend's Scams Are Terrible And I'm Not Gonna Put Up With It Anymore! Okay, Let's Bring Out Double-D!
(Audience Cheers)
Edd: Thank You!
Jerry Springer: Now Let's Bring Out Eddy!
(Audience Cheers)
Eddy: Thank You,Thank You! I Know I Deserve More, But Thanks Anyway!
Jerry Springer: Now, Let's Bring Out Ed!
(Audience Cheers)
Ed:Buttered Toast!
Jerry Springer: Now,Double-D, It Seems That anda Are Really Ticked Off At Eddy's Scams. Will anda Tell Us Why?
Edd: Absolutley.Well,Jerry, It Seems That Eddy's "Foolproof" Scams Are Backfiring Every...