(The story starts at the restaurant, where Duncan and Courtney are on their date.)
Duncan: Where's your boyfriend now, Babe? (giggles)
Courtney: Well, according to this shirt, it says my boyfriend is right here (kisses Duncan's cheek, making him laugh.)
Duncan: (jumps to the other side of her) How about now?
Courtney: (flips upside down with the panah pointing to Duncan) Right oleh my side. (both laugh) Aww, dating that announces our feelings for each other (sniffs) let's get them, Duncan.
Waiter: Can I help anda with something?
Courtney: I believe anda can. My boyfriend and I would like to purchase...(Duncan is glaring at her) Duncan, what are anda staring at me for?
Duncan: You...found a new boyfriend.
Courtney: Oh, what are you... (sees her kemeja point to the waiter selanjutnya to her) Ahhhhh!!!! Wait, this isn't what it looks like! Look out, behind you!!
Female: Excuse me, but does this come in...
Duncan: Noooo!!!! You're not my girlfriend!!!
Courtney: We gotta ditch these outfits! They're sending out the wrong signals! (They tear off their shirts and stomp on them; they soon get kicked out of the restuarant)We need new clothes to tampil off our dating, Duncan.
Duncan: anda mean like those guys? (points to the guys dressed up in red and blue uniforms)
Courtney: Yeah, just like those guys. (walk in the fields) Wow, dating outfits like these really know how to make a statement.
Duncan: Yeah, look at this guy.
Courtney: Wow! I like that guy. Excuse me, mister, but where did anda and your boyfriend buy your matching outfits?
Zoey: Oh, these aren't my boyfriend. In fact, I hate just about everyone here, but my cinta for historic battles is so great I gabung these losers every tahun to re-enact the battle of cinta and hate.
Courtney: There was a battle of cinta and hate? (Duncan and Zoey gasp in shock)
Duncan: Well, duh, Princess. It's only the most significant event in Total Drama history! Long time ago, the town was divided into 2 groups (shows flashback of a girl washing her hands) Those who spent their time washing their hands like softies (shows fish's clean hands)
Girl: Clean as a whistle!
Duncan: And those who had lebih important matters with their time (a Colonial version of Duncan comes out of a bathroom with filthy hands)
Colonial Duncan: That looks good to me.
Girl: That is truly disgusting!
Duncan: Oh, yeah?
Girl: anda can't go around our town touching things with those filthy mitts!
Duncan: Oh, yeah?!
Girl: Yes! (Duncan slaps her with a sarung tangan and they begin fighting; a battleground is shown, with one meriam being filled with filth, and the other with soap bars)
Girls: Wash your hands!!!
Boys: Never!!! (the battle begins with the groups firing at each other) (End flashback)
Duncan: And that's how we won our right to wash as we please. (he shows his filthy hands)
Courtney: Duncan, that's so gross!
Zoey: (disgusted) No, that's not how it happened, anda stupid delinquent. Ugh! (walks away)
Courtney: (looking disturbed) anda mean anda don't wash your hands, ogre?!
Duncan: Never have, never will.
Courtney: Echhh!!
Duncan: Does that bother you, huh, Princess? (flashbacks)
They only had one ice cream cone. (has scoop of ice cream in hand)
Courtney: That's ok. Thank you, sweetie. (licks it off Duncan's hand)
(another flashback, with them eating at a restaurant)
Courtney: (swallows food) So, anyway, and then I said...
Duncan: (interrupts) Oh, wait. You've got something on your tongue.
Courtney: I do?
Duncan: here, I'll get it. (grabs Courtney's tongue and takes a piece of meat off it)
Courtney: Thank you. (end flashback) Eh, frankly, yes, it does bother me.
Duncan: Well, I guess we can't be dating.
Courtney: What are anda saying?
Duncan: Ugh, do I have to spell it out for you? (Licks his hand and writes on a brick wall) U...R... huh... How do anda spell "not my girlfriend"?
Courtney: Oh, come on, we can work this out. We'll start a new life, just you, me, and this can of disinfectant spray.(sprays all around her, making a spray house) Come on in, Duncan. Here, let me take your mantel for anda (takes off Duncan's coat, which reveals filth on his body)
Duncan: No, thank you. (Takes back his coat) I happen to like my various smells and germs.
Courtney: But being clean is so much better.
Duncan: Well, says you. I like dirty.
Courtney: Clean!
Duncan: Dirty!
Courtney: Clean!
Boy in blue uniform: Excuse us, but we have a battle to re-enact.
Courtney: Fine, if that's the way it is, then (tears off fish's red outfit) I am taking the other side!
Duncan: (tears off fish's blue outfit) Fine, me too!
Boy: Ah, come on! Let's go play somewhere else.
(cuts to Duncan looking through binoculars; Courtney sneaks up on him and gets his "nose")
Courtney: Ha! I got your nose!
Duncan: Hey, give it back!
Courtney: Not until anda wash your hands!
Duncan: Yeah, well (takes Courtney's eyes) I got your eyeballs!(runs with them, but sees that they are bombs, which squirt water out)
Courtney:(gets eyeballs back and laughs) (Duncan launches his brain at Courtney like a meriam and hits her) Aghhh!! Eww, brain juice!
Duncan: (puts brain back in his head) Do anda give up yet, honey?
Courtney: Sorry, ogre (wipes herself off), but a filthy slob like anda is no match for a clean-cut fellow like me.
Duncan: Your pants are falling down.
Courtney: They are?
Duncan: I'll fix it. (Takes dirt and puts it in Courtney's pants, then yanks her panties, making Courtney squish up with dirt.)
Courtney: Satisfied?
Duncan: There, anda look good now.
Courtney: anda could use a makeover, though. Ugh, look at those feet.
Duncan: Why, what's wrong with them?(shows his feet are filthy)
Courtney: Don't worry, I'll take care of it.(Attacks Duncan and starts doing a pedicure on his feet)
Duncan: No! Not a pedicure!! Ahhh!!! No, not that, anything but tha--ahh! Nail Polish?! (shows his feet look better) anda sick little chick! The gloves are off now. (Takes his hand off to tampil a human hand) It's booger time!
Courtney: Oh, booger, smooger, anda even have a nose.
Duncan: oh, yeah?(He clenches his face, and forms a nose. Courtney gasps, and Duncan picks his nose.)
Courtney: Ahhh, booger!!! Ahhhhh!!! (runs to the Krusty Krab, with Duncan behind him) Run, Owen! Duncan is digging for gold!( they run into the kitchen)
Owen: Gold? Heehee! (runs to find the gold, but comes out with nothing.)
Noah: Did anda get any of Duncan's "gold"?
Owen: He's not digging for any emas I'm looking for.
(cuts to the kitchen)
Duncan: Ha! I got anda now!
Courtney: (looks around and sees a perfume) Careful, I got a weapon!(sprays perfume at Duncan's eyes)
Duncan: Ahhh!! Raw onions?!!(starts crying) Grr! That does it!!(picks up Courtney's PDA) See this?
Courtney: My PDA? What are anda gotta do, look at it?
Duncan: Oh, I'm not going to look at it.(he puts her PDA on his kiwis)
Courtney: No, Duncan!!
Duncan: Princess, your precious PDA on my stinky kiwis!(starts stomping around)
Courtney: anda better stop that!
Duncan: (laughs) Stinky, little kiwis! (stomps and hops around)
Courtney: (getting angry) Ergggg, anda stop that right now!!!!(She turns red and inflates angrily)
Duncan: Holy...(Courtney blows up and sends Duncan flying)..CRRAAAPPP!!!(he lands in a tempat sampah and gets out) Hey, I got my filth back!
Coutney: Not for long, Mr. StickyShorts! anda won't have your filth once I use this on you!(shows a soap bar and eats it.)
Duncan: (terrified) No, not soap! anda wouldn't dare!
Courtney: Try me!
Duncan: (lifts up the dumpster) Listen, Babe, I'll do it!
Coutrney: It's too late for that!(She starts shooting soap bubbles out of her hands, while Duncan throws the tempat sampah at Courtney. The bubbles hit Duncan, and Courtney laughs in victory, only to have the tempat sampah fall on her.)
Duncan: (now clean) My beautiful filth! It's gone! I'm squeaky clean!!
Courtney: (climbs out of tempat sampah and is quite filthy) I'm covered in muck and scum!!
Duncan: Man! To get my filth back, I’ll have to wallow in mud forever!
Coutney: It'll take weeks for me to get clean. I'll have to take 20 baths a day!
Duncan: Slather toe selai on my armpits?
Courtney: I'll have to disinfect my eyeballs!
Duncan: Smear slime on my teeth?
Courtney: And dry-clean my uvula!
(they think for a menit and then they giggle happily)
Both: All right!
Courtney: Now that I'm filthy, I can spend all hari getting clean.
Duncan: And since I'm clean, I could get even filthier! Thanks, Courtney!(shakes hands)
Courtney: No, Duncan, thank you.
(They make out in 20 minutes)
Zoey: Hey, what's going on here? This battle isn't over until we have a winner.
Courtney: (philosophically) Fret not, my dear friend, for I have learned the truth. It matters not whether one is dirty atau clean, for can cleanliness exist without filthiness, and would we know filthiness without cleanliness? We must not re-enact the history that divides us, rather we must embrace that which draws us together. All must be free to choose their own path. Right, boyfriend?
Duncan: Squeaky clean, squeaky, squeaky (rubs himself everywhere, making a squeaky sound)
Courtney: (nods) Mmm-hmm, he has embraced the truth.
Zoey: Wow! I think Courtney has taught us a valuable lesson.
Courtney: And what is that?
Zoey: That re-enacting battles is really lame! (talks to other fish) C'mon, guys, let's go do something lebih manly, like football!
LeShawna: atau hockey!
Ezekiel: atau knitting fluffy sweaters!
(they pause, and then run off, cheering)
Courtney: ciuman me, Duncan, my work here is done. (they make out into the sunset)
Duncan: Where's your boyfriend now, Babe? (giggles)
Courtney: Well, according to this shirt, it says my boyfriend is right here (kisses Duncan's cheek, making him laugh.)
Duncan: (jumps to the other side of her) How about now?
Courtney: (flips upside down with the panah pointing to Duncan) Right oleh my side. (both laugh) Aww, dating that announces our feelings for each other (sniffs) let's get them, Duncan.
Waiter: Can I help anda with something?
Courtney: I believe anda can. My boyfriend and I would like to purchase...(Duncan is glaring at her) Duncan, what are anda staring at me for?
Duncan: You...found a new boyfriend.
Courtney: Oh, what are you... (sees her kemeja point to the waiter selanjutnya to her) Ahhhhh!!!! Wait, this isn't what it looks like! Look out, behind you!!
Female: Excuse me, but does this come in...
Duncan: Noooo!!!! You're not my girlfriend!!!
Courtney: We gotta ditch these outfits! They're sending out the wrong signals! (They tear off their shirts and stomp on them; they soon get kicked out of the restuarant)We need new clothes to tampil off our dating, Duncan.
Duncan: anda mean like those guys? (points to the guys dressed up in red and blue uniforms)
Courtney: Yeah, just like those guys. (walk in the fields) Wow, dating outfits like these really know how to make a statement.
Duncan: Yeah, look at this guy.
Courtney: Wow! I like that guy. Excuse me, mister, but where did anda and your boyfriend buy your matching outfits?
Zoey: Oh, these aren't my boyfriend. In fact, I hate just about everyone here, but my cinta for historic battles is so great I gabung these losers every tahun to re-enact the battle of cinta and hate.
Courtney: There was a battle of cinta and hate? (Duncan and Zoey gasp in shock)
Duncan: Well, duh, Princess. It's only the most significant event in Total Drama history! Long time ago, the town was divided into 2 groups (shows flashback of a girl washing her hands) Those who spent their time washing their hands like softies (shows fish's clean hands)
Girl: Clean as a whistle!
Duncan: And those who had lebih important matters with their time (a Colonial version of Duncan comes out of a bathroom with filthy hands)
Colonial Duncan: That looks good to me.
Girl: That is truly disgusting!
Duncan: Oh, yeah?
Girl: anda can't go around our town touching things with those filthy mitts!
Duncan: Oh, yeah?!
Girl: Yes! (Duncan slaps her with a sarung tangan and they begin fighting; a battleground is shown, with one meriam being filled with filth, and the other with soap bars)
Girls: Wash your hands!!!
Boys: Never!!! (the battle begins with the groups firing at each other) (End flashback)
Duncan: And that's how we won our right to wash as we please. (he shows his filthy hands)
Courtney: Duncan, that's so gross!
Zoey: (disgusted) No, that's not how it happened, anda stupid delinquent. Ugh! (walks away)
Courtney: (looking disturbed) anda mean anda don't wash your hands, ogre?!
Duncan: Never have, never will.
Courtney: Echhh!!
Duncan: Does that bother you, huh, Princess? (flashbacks)
They only had one ice cream cone. (has scoop of ice cream in hand)
Courtney: That's ok. Thank you, sweetie. (licks it off Duncan's hand)
(another flashback, with them eating at a restaurant)
Courtney: (swallows food) So, anyway, and then I said...
Duncan: (interrupts) Oh, wait. You've got something on your tongue.
Courtney: I do?
Duncan: here, I'll get it. (grabs Courtney's tongue and takes a piece of meat off it)
Courtney: Thank you. (end flashback) Eh, frankly, yes, it does bother me.
Duncan: Well, I guess we can't be dating.
Courtney: What are anda saying?
Duncan: Ugh, do I have to spell it out for you? (Licks his hand and writes on a brick wall) U...R... huh... How do anda spell "not my girlfriend"?
Courtney: Oh, come on, we can work this out. We'll start a new life, just you, me, and this can of disinfectant spray.(sprays all around her, making a spray house) Come on in, Duncan. Here, let me take your mantel for anda (takes off Duncan's coat, which reveals filth on his body)
Duncan: No, thank you. (Takes back his coat) I happen to like my various smells and germs.
Courtney: But being clean is so much better.
Duncan: Well, says you. I like dirty.
Courtney: Clean!
Duncan: Dirty!
Courtney: Clean!
Boy in blue uniform: Excuse us, but we have a battle to re-enact.
Courtney: Fine, if that's the way it is, then (tears off fish's red outfit) I am taking the other side!
Duncan: (tears off fish's blue outfit) Fine, me too!
Boy: Ah, come on! Let's go play somewhere else.
(cuts to Duncan looking through binoculars; Courtney sneaks up on him and gets his "nose")
Courtney: Ha! I got your nose!
Duncan: Hey, give it back!
Courtney: Not until anda wash your hands!
Duncan: Yeah, well (takes Courtney's eyes) I got your eyeballs!(runs with them, but sees that they are bombs, which squirt water out)
Courtney:(gets eyeballs back and laughs) (Duncan launches his brain at Courtney like a meriam and hits her) Aghhh!! Eww, brain juice!
Duncan: (puts brain back in his head) Do anda give up yet, honey?
Courtney: Sorry, ogre (wipes herself off), but a filthy slob like anda is no match for a clean-cut fellow like me.
Duncan: Your pants are falling down.
Courtney: They are?
Duncan: I'll fix it. (Takes dirt and puts it in Courtney's pants, then yanks her panties, making Courtney squish up with dirt.)
Courtney: Satisfied?
Duncan: There, anda look good now.
Courtney: anda could use a makeover, though. Ugh, look at those feet.
Duncan: Why, what's wrong with them?(shows his feet are filthy)
Courtney: Don't worry, I'll take care of it.(Attacks Duncan and starts doing a pedicure on his feet)
Duncan: No! Not a pedicure!! Ahhh!!! No, not that, anything but tha--ahh! Nail Polish?! (shows his feet look better) anda sick little chick! The gloves are off now. (Takes his hand off to tampil a human hand) It's booger time!
Courtney: Oh, booger, smooger, anda even have a nose.
Duncan: oh, yeah?(He clenches his face, and forms a nose. Courtney gasps, and Duncan picks his nose.)
Courtney: Ahhh, booger!!! Ahhhhh!!! (runs to the Krusty Krab, with Duncan behind him) Run, Owen! Duncan is digging for gold!( they run into the kitchen)
Owen: Gold? Heehee! (runs to find the gold, but comes out with nothing.)
Noah: Did anda get any of Duncan's "gold"?
Owen: He's not digging for any emas I'm looking for.
(cuts to the kitchen)
Duncan: Ha! I got anda now!
Courtney: (looks around and sees a perfume) Careful, I got a weapon!(sprays perfume at Duncan's eyes)
Duncan: Ahhh!! Raw onions?!!(starts crying) Grr! That does it!!(picks up Courtney's PDA) See this?
Courtney: My PDA? What are anda gotta do, look at it?
Duncan: Oh, I'm not going to look at it.(he puts her PDA on his kiwis)
Courtney: No, Duncan!!
Duncan: Princess, your precious PDA on my stinky kiwis!(starts stomping around)
Courtney: anda better stop that!
Duncan: (laughs) Stinky, little kiwis! (stomps and hops around)
Courtney: (getting angry) Ergggg, anda stop that right now!!!!(She turns red and inflates angrily)
Duncan: Holy...(Courtney blows up and sends Duncan flying)..CRRAAAPPP!!!(he lands in a tempat sampah and gets out) Hey, I got my filth back!
Coutney: Not for long, Mr. StickyShorts! anda won't have your filth once I use this on you!(shows a soap bar and eats it.)
Duncan: (terrified) No, not soap! anda wouldn't dare!
Courtney: Try me!
Duncan: (lifts up the dumpster) Listen, Babe, I'll do it!
Coutrney: It's too late for that!(She starts shooting soap bubbles out of her hands, while Duncan throws the tempat sampah at Courtney. The bubbles hit Duncan, and Courtney laughs in victory, only to have the tempat sampah fall on her.)
Duncan: (now clean) My beautiful filth! It's gone! I'm squeaky clean!!
Courtney: (climbs out of tempat sampah and is quite filthy) I'm covered in muck and scum!!
Duncan: Man! To get my filth back, I’ll have to wallow in mud forever!
Coutney: It'll take weeks for me to get clean. I'll have to take 20 baths a day!
Duncan: Slather toe selai on my armpits?
Courtney: I'll have to disinfect my eyeballs!
Duncan: Smear slime on my teeth?
Courtney: And dry-clean my uvula!
(they think for a menit and then they giggle happily)
Both: All right!
Courtney: Now that I'm filthy, I can spend all hari getting clean.
Duncan: And since I'm clean, I could get even filthier! Thanks, Courtney!(shakes hands)
Courtney: No, Duncan, thank you.
(They make out in 20 minutes)
Zoey: Hey, what's going on here? This battle isn't over until we have a winner.
Courtney: (philosophically) Fret not, my dear friend, for I have learned the truth. It matters not whether one is dirty atau clean, for can cleanliness exist without filthiness, and would we know filthiness without cleanliness? We must not re-enact the history that divides us, rather we must embrace that which draws us together. All must be free to choose their own path. Right, boyfriend?
Duncan: Squeaky clean, squeaky, squeaky (rubs himself everywhere, making a squeaky sound)
Courtney: (nods) Mmm-hmm, he has embraced the truth.
Zoey: Wow! I think Courtney has taught us a valuable lesson.
Courtney: And what is that?
Zoey: That re-enacting battles is really lame! (talks to other fish) C'mon, guys, let's go do something lebih manly, like football!
LeShawna: atau hockey!
Ezekiel: atau knitting fluffy sweaters!
(they pause, and then run off, cheering)
Courtney: ciuman me, Duncan, my work here is done. (they make out into the sunset)
Courtney's Outfit...
Courtney;s Eyes
