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2. Make all atau most of your characters really, really, really boring and unlikable. If the audience doesn't wanna strangle the characters oleh the end of the movie, then you're doing it wrong.
3. Hire really horrible songwriters to write awful songs with atrocious lyrics.
4. Auto-tune the sh*t out of the songs. If your songs don't sound like they have the entire world's worth of auto-tune on them, then you're doing it wrong.
5. Hire really, really bad singers to sing your awful songs. The maximum amount of good singers anda can have is two atau three at most.
6. Cast really bad actors who are hammy, over-the-top, and talentless. If anda don't have at least one actor who seems like he/she just came out of a basic high school akting class, then anda ARE DOING IT WRONG.
7. End the movie with a cliffhanger oleh having a character hint at a sequel. This is absolutely crucial. If anda don't have someone say "You didn't think this was the end of the story, did you?", then anda ARE DOING IT WRONG, DAMN IT.
8. Make sure your movie is chock-full of plot holes. Your movie absolutely needs to have PLOT HOLES GALORE to maximize the amount of confusion and idiocy.
9. Repeat ad nauseum. Pretty soon, you'll have fourteen of these things under your sabuk (just like Land Before Time!), and the little kids will be eating it up like cokelat cake.
Follow these steps, and you, too, can be successful without even trying!
Hello everyone,
this is my new article.
120 competitors fighting over who is the favorit of the tahun 2010.
on this occasion I put my 120 disney figures, there were some characters that were repeated because it was two figures in a different presentation.
On this occasion, they also invited other disney characters as they so chose.
know the results.
1. Mulan
2. Ariel
3. Jasmine
4. Jane 1
5. Aurora
6. Anastasia
7. Jane 2
8. Belle 2
9. Minnie Mouse
10. Megara
11. Tiana 1
12. Esmeralda
13. Giselle
14. Cinderella
15. Maleficent
16. Snow white
17. Boo
18. Pocahontas 2
19 Pocahontas 1
20 Charlotte
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this is my new article.
120 competitors fighting over who is the favorit of the tahun 2010.
on this occasion I put my 120 disney figures, there were some characters that were repeated because it was two figures in a different presentation.
On this occasion, they also invited other disney characters as they so chose.
know the results.
1. Mulan
2. Ariel
3. Jasmine
4. Jane 1
5. Aurora
6. Anastasia
7. Jane 2
8. Belle 2
9. Minnie Mouse
10. Megara
11. Tiana 1
12. Esmeralda
13. Giselle
14. Cinderella
15. Maleficent
16. Snow white
17. Boo
18. Pocahontas 2
19 Pocahontas 1
20 Charlotte
