Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves,
Scheherazade had a thousand tales.
But master you're in luck, 'cause up your sleeves
You've got a brand of magic never fails
You've got some power in your corner now!
Some heavy ammunition in your camp!
anda got some punch, pizzaz, yahoo and how.
See, all anda gotta do is rub that lamp, and I'll say:
Chorus:
"Mr. Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, jot it down?"
anda ain't never had friend like me
Life is your restaurant and I'm your maitre'd
Come on whisper what it is anda want;
anda ain't never had friend like me!
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service.
You're the boss, the king, the shah.
Say what anda wish; it's yours, true dish.
How 'bout a little lebih baklava?
Have some of column A try All of column B,
I'm in the mood to help you, dude.
anda ain't never had friend like me
Oh my. No no. My my my.
Can your friends do this?
Can your friends do that?
Can your friends pull this
Out their little hat?
Can your friends go poof?
Well looky here.
Can your friends go abracadabra, let her rip,
And then make the sucker disappear?
So don't just sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed,
I'm here to answer all your mid-day prayers,
You've got me bona fide certified;
You've got a genie for charge d'affaires.
I've got a powerful urge to help anda out,
So what anda wish, I really wanna know?
You've got a daftar that's three miles long, no doubt,
Well all you've gotta do is rub like so, and oh -
Mr. Aladdin, sir, have a wish atau two atau three.
I'm on the job anda big nabob!
anda ain't never had a friend, never had a friend,
anda ain't never had a friend, never had a friend,
anda ain't never had a friend like me.
anda ain't never had a friend like me
Scheherazade had a thousand tales.
But master you're in luck, 'cause up your sleeves
You've got a brand of magic never fails
You've got some power in your corner now!
Some heavy ammunition in your camp!
anda got some punch, pizzaz, yahoo and how.
See, all anda gotta do is rub that lamp, and I'll say:
Chorus:
"Mr. Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, jot it down?"
anda ain't never had friend like me
Life is your restaurant and I'm your maitre'd
Come on whisper what it is anda want;
anda ain't never had friend like me!
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service.
You're the boss, the king, the shah.
Say what anda wish; it's yours, true dish.
How 'bout a little lebih baklava?
Have some of column A try All of column B,
I'm in the mood to help you, dude.
anda ain't never had friend like me
Oh my. No no. My my my.
Can your friends do this?
Can your friends do that?
Can your friends pull this
Out their little hat?
Can your friends go poof?
Well looky here.
Can your friends go abracadabra, let her rip,
And then make the sucker disappear?
So don't just sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed,
I'm here to answer all your mid-day prayers,
You've got me bona fide certified;
You've got a genie for charge d'affaires.
I've got a powerful urge to help anda out,
So what anda wish, I really wanna know?
You've got a daftar that's three miles long, no doubt,
Well all you've gotta do is rub like so, and oh -
Mr. Aladdin, sir, have a wish atau two atau three.
I'm on the job anda big nabob!
anda ain't never had a friend, never had a friend,
anda ain't never had a friend, never had a friend,
anda ain't never had a friend like me.
anda ain't never had a friend like me