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"I like taking pointless facebook surveys as much as the selanjutnya person. But, since they’re mostly about kissing, I started to wonder how someone completely incapable of feeling cinta might handle such things. So I just had to tag my good pal Lord Voldemort in my most baru saja survey. Here's what he had to say:

Was your last ciuman standing up, sitting down, atau lying down?
The only ciuman I believe in is the Dementor's kiss, and as I have very little soul remaining in my withered husk of a body, one would have little effect on me.

Whose tempat tidur were anda on last?
Nagini's,...

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I found these fascinating, thought anda guys might too, :)
And yeah, it's not ALL Death Eaters, but they're all Slytherins, :P

Bellatrix - “Bella” is a construct of the word “bellum” meaning “war” and “trix” refers to “a woman in power.” Bellatrix is therefore known as the “Female Warrior” and is also the pale yellow bintang indicating the left shoulder of the constellation Orion, the Great Hunter.

Blaise - Blaise was the teacher of Merlin. From the Roman name Blasius, which means “lisping.” From the Latin “blaesus.” A famous bearer...

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Greetings, new follower:

If anda are membaca this letter then anda have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If oleh some unprecedented chance anda are membaca this and anda have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest anda put down this letter and leave now, atau the consequences for anda will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which anda must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate...

A handy-dandy Wikihow artikel on how to make a horcrux, for all anda aspiring Dark witches and wizards out there!
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1. Become an extremely powerful witch atau wizard. This will take years of study and sacrifice which lie beyond the scope of a WikiHow article. As a general guide anda should not attempt to create a horcrux until anda can cast non-verbal killing curses.

2. Locate an object of extreme significance to you. An emotional attachment to the object will aid the process and make it easier on your body and soul.

3. Bathe in the Water of Sorrows and eat 1 cup of paste made from...