I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but lebih often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would vampire go to high school?”, atau “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, atau can be logically theorized. These are usually followed oleh “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, atau “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, atau my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...
Sorry,I didn't know that the link to the video that I gave earlier was removed oleh Youtube. :X I hope this won't get removed again... Anway... "If those abs are real, then the dude who plays Jacob deserves an Oscar!" :p*gigglesnort*
If anda have ever doubted the insanity of the C.A.T. Kittens, this will cease your doubts. I think it got long enough to be put into artikel forum thread. This makes absolutely no sense, does have swearwords, includes lots exremely odd things, and is kind of innapropriate. You've been warned.
One hari Bella fell over while being chased oleh Steve the Spider, while Edward and Jacob were kissing. Pausing every once in a while to get a dazzling breath when Alice walked in on them and berkata - "Edward, what are anda doing? anda know Bella is over there. Wait...you're GAY?"
I don't like Twilight. I find the characters shallow; the plot boring and cliche; and the hidden messages frightening. But in the hands of another penulis - someone who wouldn't let their religious upbringing, their misogynistic views, and their twisted romantic ideals colour the story - it could have been really fantastic.
First off, the grammar would have to be fixed. The purple prose minimised and the secara keseluruhan, keseluruhan menulis polished up.
Next the characters would have to be made realistic, their actions have an effect on the plot, and their history an effect on them.