Snape vs Edward

lucius_malloy ^ phit? please tell me you didn't just say that...

snusnu13 I'm no Snape fan but edward got f***ing owned.

Kitt12345 Snape used to be sexy... in Pride and Predjudice (the old one). He dived in a pond and he still didn't sparkle.

Mrs_Ozera Go snape! haha edward haha

bessmarvin1 Snape ROCKZZZZZZZ

Ms_Mea zanesaaomgfan, how exactly is edward better? snape has a wand, wit, and coolness... edward has sparkles and his other sparkly fairies 0.0 honestly, if i got to hang out with one of them, it'd be snape... actually, that's a lie. i'd hang out with eddie so i could ask why he's such a sparkly fairy :D

peetarocks999 LOVE ya, Snape!

SnapeOWNSedward When first started reading the Harry Potter series as a little girl I thought "Wow Snape's a meanie" and as I progressed further into the series I hated him even more, especially when he killed Dumbledore. However after reading "The Prince's Tale" (my favorite chapter in the entire series. I cried for like 2hrs afterwards) Snape became my 3rd favortite character after Harry Potter himself and Dumbledore! Edward on the other hand... well at first i was all like OMG! Edward is so hot and he cares about Bella. After maturing a bit I realized that Edward is obssessed with Bella and a jerk. I have a question? Did Edward ever hear the phrase "If you love something let it go?" Snape obviously did, or else he would have never let go of his one true love, even though it was painful for him. (P.S.) I find it kind of sad that Snape who was supposed to be seen as total jerk up until like the very end managed to more romantic when he was distraught (like when he bellowed he wished he was dead or show Dumbledore his patronus) than Edward ever did when he was acting "normal." (a.k.a. "And so the Lion fell in love with the lamb.") R.I.P. Snape, one of the bravest men to ever grace the fictional world. Edward Cullen: Stop stalking Bella and get a real life. If you want to be a vampire get some lessons from Count Dracula.

SnapeOWNSedward I forgot to say something to Edward. Go find Snape and ask him for lessons on being romantic. Maybe he could give you lessons on pretending to be something your not as well.

give-me-a-scone *clicks fingers in a zig-zag motion* Triple-Snap-Attack!

Fairy8346 Snape: what if your a weird ghost-of-a-Hufflepuff?

Persephone713 Snape is a million times sexier than Edward.- But now Severus dont insult the fairies. They have had enough of this crap too. And Alan Rickman is talented and hot no matter what movie he is in. SNAPE FANGIRLS unite!!!

Hemmy_HP xDDDDDDD

readbooks LOVE YOU SNAPE!!!!

lollipopx Snape FTW!!! Too bad for edward... Ouch...

RandomRebekah Snape is sooo funny :D Edward got his *** kicked :D

HPFan4Eever Gotha Eddie Sparklepants Way to go,Snapey

FlyingCats Bad guys dont glitter. Edward is willing himself to be antisocial, a perfect target for Snapes awesomeness. Funniest picture everrrr

tomfeltonfan44 gotcha, Eddie Sparklypants!! Nice job snape. Now, would he do the same thing for a jacob, I wonder???( Hopefully!)

MarlenaLovett PWNED

JazzyV Gotta love he Snape!! BTW, wasn't Alan Rickman that was in Pride And Prejudice it was Colin Firth! Lol. Snape more of a hero and love! Eddie got Burned!!!

Ultimately57 LOL on Snape's face. OH, Edward got PWNED!

aly01 LOL Snape rocks!

WildCherryWolf I love both snape and Edward, but this is BWAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAJAHAA

missceleb86 GO SNAPE !!!!LO9LOLOLOL