{i did not write this myself, but i found it ridiculously funny and thought it needed to be diposting here}
Book 1. Twilight:
Edward: Hey.
Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
Edward: Roar.
James: Omnomnom Bella.
Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well.
Jacob: Oh, hi there!
Book 2. New Moon:
Edward: Oops, gotta go.
Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in agony again.
Jacob: Oh hi there! I'm a semi-naked shape-shifter! (I mean, a werewolf!)
Bella: OMG I don't miss Edward anymore, I cinta anda Jake!
Alice: Edward is gonna kill himself!
Bella: OMG no! BRB Jake, you're not important anymore.
Edward: I'm going to do the worst ever. I will sparkle Italians to death.
Volturi:You suck.
Bella: OMG leave him alone!
Volturi: OK, leave now bitches.
Jacob: I cinta you, Bella.
Bella: OMG I cinta Edward more, bye!
Book 3. Eclipse:
Victoria: I'm back, bitch! I'ma cut you!
Bella: OMG no!
Edward: I'ma protect you, dinner! (I mean Bella)
Jacob: I want to kill her too!
Riley: I will kill you!
Bella: OMG I'm frozen!
Edward: Shit I'm so cold and can't get anda hot.
Jacob: pindah on bitch, I will warm this whore.
Victoria: anda missed me bitches?
Edward: I killed James, anda twat! Now you're dead!
Bella: OMG ciuman me Jake! Kay, gotta go I'm marrying Edward.
Book 4. Breaking Dawn:
Edward: I don't want to fuck you, Bella. Marry me first.
Bella: Shit, okay.
Jacob: My jantung is broken!
Bella: OMG and so is my water! I've been prego for 3 days and now my baby is ready to go!
Edward: Oh no, a monster!
Renesmee: I'ma kill you, mom :3
Volturi: We're gonna kill that bitch, she's a monster.
Bella: OMG finally I'm a vampire now! I'ma protect ma man and ma family and some other acak bitches.
Volturi: Fine, anda won.
Jacob: Bella I never loved you. I wanna fuck your daughter
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Book 1. Twilight:
Edward: Hey.
Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
Edward: Roar.
James: Omnomnom Bella.
Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well.
Jacob: Oh, hi there!
Book 2. New Moon:
Edward: Oops, gotta go.
Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in agony again.
Jacob: Oh hi there! I'm a semi-naked shape-shifter! (I mean, a werewolf!)
Bella: OMG I don't miss Edward anymore, I cinta anda Jake!
Alice: Edward is gonna kill himself!
Bella: OMG no! BRB Jake, you're not important anymore.
Edward: I'm going to do the worst ever. I will sparkle Italians to death.
Volturi:You suck.
Bella: OMG leave him alone!
Volturi: OK, leave now bitches.
Jacob: I cinta you, Bella.
Bella: OMG I cinta Edward more, bye!
Book 3. Eclipse:
Victoria: I'm back, bitch! I'ma cut you!
Bella: OMG no!
Edward: I'ma protect you, dinner! (I mean Bella)
Jacob: I want to kill her too!
Riley: I will kill you!
Bella: OMG I'm frozen!
Edward: Shit I'm so cold and can't get anda hot.
Jacob: pindah on bitch, I will warm this whore.
Victoria: anda missed me bitches?
Edward: I killed James, anda twat! Now you're dead!
Bella: OMG ciuman me Jake! Kay, gotta go I'm marrying Edward.
Book 4. Breaking Dawn:
Edward: I don't want to fuck you, Bella. Marry me first.
Bella: Shit, okay.
Jacob: My jantung is broken!
Bella: OMG and so is my water! I've been prego for 3 days and now my baby is ready to go!
Edward: Oh no, a monster!
Renesmee: I'ma kill you, mom :3
Volturi: We're gonna kill that bitch, she's a monster.
Bella: OMG finally I'm a vampire now! I'ma protect ma man and ma family and some other acak bitches.
Volturi: Fine, anda won.
Jacob: Bella I never loved you. I wanna fuck your daughter
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Created:~Alice~
Q: What to Edward and a natal pohon have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.
Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what anda are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!
Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much anda mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: anda know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.
Q: How do anda kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her buku and wait for two minutes.
Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward anda suck!!!!
Q: What to Edward and a natal pohon have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.
Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what anda are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!
Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much anda mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: anda know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.
Q: How do anda kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her buku and wait for two minutes.
Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward anda suck!!!!
Bella Sawn.... Hmmm.
If my bestfreind has loved me, kissed me, tried to ruin my relationship with my boyfriend, i wouldn't be all cool with him loving my child.... including because she's young and his old.
Bella didn't react properly.
I wanted her to get really mad, i wanted Jacob to be banned from seeing Nessie, not have 10 menit go by, and his aloud to hold her again.
They say anda dont choose love, cinta choose's you.
I believe in that but Reneseme, didn't get a choice? Somehow this imprinting thing assumes the person the wolfs are going to fall inlove with are going to cinta them back?
In twilight saga this is the thing i do not understand atau get no matter how much i try...
and I just felt the need to let that out lol even though i have so much lebih i would like to let out.
If my bestfreind has loved me, kissed me, tried to ruin my relationship with my boyfriend, i wouldn't be all cool with him loving my child.... including because she's young and his old.
Bella didn't react properly.
I wanted her to get really mad, i wanted Jacob to be banned from seeing Nessie, not have 10 menit go by, and his aloud to hold her again.
They say anda dont choose love, cinta choose's you.
I believe in that but Reneseme, didn't get a choice? Somehow this imprinting thing assumes the person the wolfs are going to fall inlove with are going to cinta them back?
In twilight saga this is the thing i do not understand atau get no matter how much i try...
and I just felt the need to let that out lol even though i have so much lebih i would like to let out.