Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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I would like to note that anne nasi, beras wrote the entire series before Meyer in case any idea's that anne mencuri it from stephanie __________________________________________________



1. The character louis thinks he deserves to be in hell....hmmmm sound familar to another vampire?Edward perhaps

2.Animal Blood can be drank oleh vampire but they prefer human blood in Interview with a Vampire AND Twilight soon followed this way

3. The vampire skin dazzles humans apparently....Which is a lot like the sparkling skin that the cullens posess

4. There are immortal children in both of the books. The unnamed children in twilight and little claudia in Interview with the vampire.

5. They are super fast and strong in both books

6. Humans are instantly attracted to vampires.(Lestat kutipan you tried to resist and the lebih anda resisted the lebih i wanted you, but anda couldnt resist me)

7. The character louis berkata that he was 24 but considered a man at those times.Edward says something similar when telling his story to bella

8. When becoming a vampire the person feels pain

9. Immortal children were not allowed oleh a group in paris which resemble the volturi in their eating manner. The volturi hire someone and dispose of them the french group use the human as an actor then feed on them on stage. In both ways they use 'employment'

10. Louis' wife and child died just before he became a vampire.Edwards mother and father died before he became a Vampire.

11. Louis and Edwards characters are very alike in characters. Louis qoutes Excuse me if i have respect for human life. Edward qoutes I dont want to be a monster They are both masochistic they wallow in grief when they have done wrong

12. vampire have special gifts such as mind membaca in both buku
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Frizzhead
*A lot of people may here may freak out on me for asking this but I really need some help*

Okay, I have been wondering about this for such a long time. And now, I absolutely want an answer!!

I have been Team Switzerland since the end of New Moon. I really like both Edward and Jacob, and I have no huge problems with them. (Well, ok, there's one issue I have with both but it evens out the score and I am not getting into those). But after some point, I began to wonder...which team would I be on if I really had to choose? It soon became something important for me to know, and every time I see a...
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Disclaimer: The judul of the artikel may seem to be a bit strange, as most of my artikel that I have diposting on here are usually issues I have with the Twilight Saga, but I decided that myself as an anti, wanted to write about things I actually do like about the series. Guarantee, I actually do think Stephanie Meyer did create some characters in this series, and I just wanted to daftar my puncak, atas 8. This will be in no particular order.
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Jasper Hale

If hypothetically, I were to meet the Cullen, I would think that Jasper would be the only one I probably be remotely afraid of in any sort of way. Or...
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I found these online, and thought they were kinda funny, :)
Credit: wiki answers, wattpad.com, b l o g s p o t.com


How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen

What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe?
He made the whole city collapse!

Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as atau lebih beautiful then herself. She came back with a mirror!

How do anda stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell "fetch"!

How do anda irritate Edward Cullen?
Buy him a dog and call it Jacob!

Why...
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A hilarious BD spoof. Jacob is hungry for Renesmee's love...and a McFlurry, :P
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I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but lebih often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would vampire go to high school?”, atau “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, atau can be logically theorized. These are usually followed oleh “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, atau “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, atau my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...
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Contains strong language. It's not an anti video if anda don't mind the lulz.
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aagh! I accidentally deleted this when I was trying to ubah it. here it is again with a new title:

Bella could have gotten over Edward in New Moon and even had a real relationship with Jacob in time, but she wouldn't let herself. She felt that moving on would diminish atau discredit her twu wuv with Edward and the pain she felt after he left. She wants to believe she can't get over it because she wants to believe that what they had was extraordinary, not like any other teenage romance. She wants to believe no one else in the world can relate to what she's going through. She was alone because she...
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1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
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2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete manusia serigala have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise,...
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I think this spot and the majority of it's members have worked to ensure that when we talk about things we dislike about the series it's things we feel strongly about atau have an actual point to make, not just mindless hating and that when we poke fun we try to keep an eye on the line between fun mockery and plain rudeness, even though that line can be debatable atau hard to see. Still, there are some cases when I can see fan feeling left out, singled out atau wanting out completely, and I don't like that. Part of the problem is something us antis can't really help with, which is that not many...
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I came across the site 'My life is average' (link) where people send in acak kutipan such as 'Today, my friend and I bought cake mix at the store. The cashier jokingly told us to bring him back some cake. We did. MLIA."
I curiously searched Edward Cullen and some pretty much hilarious results came up!

"Today, my 12-year-old Twilight obsessed little sister told me she wanted a life sized picture of Edward Cullen to put up on her wall. Since she's always telling me how much better Twilight is than Harry Potter, I decided to get her a life sized picture of Cedric Diggory instead. MLIA"

Not the funniest one there, but i've seen some that have made me literally crease. I would recommend looking some up if anda want a good laugh and hate the hype surrounding Twilight! :)
i had nothing to do absolutely nothing to do. As i was so bored i began drawing through one of Dimitri's favorit cowboy novels i had a feeling this would annoy him. suddenly i felt someone looming above me i turned around, it was Dimitri just as i thought he was going to be annoyed with me for sure.
"What are anda doing Roza?" he asked
I grinned. he picked up the novel that i was drawing in i hope he didn't see it.
"Ah one of favorit books." he opened the book and saw my lovely work of art. He frowned at me.
"Busted." i laughed nervously
"Rose why are anda destroying my books?" he asked sternly...
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I used to be a die-hard Twilight fan. (see my username. Damn I wish I'd chosen ANYTHING else sometimes.)

I still like the book in small doses now, and I even write fanfiction for it, but now I've looked critically at SMeyer's characters, and I think I realize what people are talking about when they say Bella angsa, swan is a Mary Sue.

As a person who has seen it from both sides, I'd like to say that maybe Twilight fan didn't see Bella like that to begin with because she has so many "flaws".

I'm not really a mega-supporter of Bella's neediness. And I even, admittedly, wonder why she took Edward back after New Moon. Normal people with lives and better things to do would say, "Hell no am I taking anda back. anda left me crying in a forest, and anda think I'll just come running back to you? anda wanna commit suicide, go right ahead while I get the popcorn."

I still like Twilight. But maybe Bella angsa, swan was kind of 2-Dimensional.
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I'm just sayin' Bella is one of the worst role model ever when it comes to love, sex and life choices and should not have allowed to be published in any shape atau form. I mean, when she's made the heroine of the story and marketted at teenage girls.

1. She's obsessively in cinta with a control freak stalker.

Unfortunately it seems the vast majority of the Twilight fangirls are too with the very same freak.

2. She wants him so bad that she'll abandone everyone else she loves so that she could be with him. Even when it means she'll practically have to become a blood-drinking corpse.

(The movie 'Eclipse'...
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