creepypastas

Lucius: anda know buddy, since your on death row I should tell anda something... anda better be grateful I'M killing you... anda could have been killed oleh a tall faceless guy with a VERY bad temper. now that I've told anda that, TO HEAVEN atau HELL FUC*ER!

*Bang*

Lucius: heh heh... he got blood on my suit...

*on the way home*

Lucius: to heaven atau hell... its cheesy but it is better than "you shouldn't have done that"

*Crash*

Lucius: who's there? if it's the cops I done
nuthin!

???: hello there...

Lucius: who are you?

???: the pertanyaan is... who are you?

Lucius: says the girl that has a clock for an eye

Clockwork: says the guy that just murdered someone

Lucius: says the girl that somehow knows about it

Clockwork: says the guy that... umm

Lucius: my point exactly

Slender: LUCIUS! JEFFRY!

Both: *run in* yes?

Slender: we ran out of milk

Both: ._.

*intermission*

Lucius: ok... we got Slenderman the susu and anda a toy

Jeff: yay!

Lucius: but due to me being broke we can't afford to even get on a bus

Jeff: aww

*crash*

Lucius: huh? who's there?!

Johnny: HAIL LUMAR! *charges at lucius*

Lucius: *steps to the right*

*flop*

Johnny: *stands up* oww... I shall kill anda Zalgo demons!

Lucius: we don't work for Zalgo buddy

Johnny: LIES! *charges at Lucius*

Lucius: *steps to the left*

*flop*

Johnny: dam*it!

Slender: hey can anda tell me the plan again?

Lucius: aren't anda the one that created it?

Slender: so is that a yes?

Lucius: why do anda want a run through anyway?

Slender: I forgot?

Lucius: ...

Slender: Jeff bonked me on the head?

Lucius: ...

Slender: Zalgo wiped my memory?

Lucius: ...

Slender: I have amnesia?

Bro: he doesn't *walks away*

Lucius: anda are fooling no one Targeter

???: no

Lucius: what?

Dolan: is actually Dolan

Lucius: da faq?

Dolan: bit*h pls

*ding dong*

EJ: ugh... I'll be right back *poof*

*opens door*

EJ: hello good sir! how may I help you?

Henry: hi, my name is Henry... im here to talk abou-

EJ: no *slams door*

Slender: what was that about?

EJ: Laughing Jack went out side and someone saw him

Slender: wow

EJ: yep

Lucius: that idiot

EJ: well... I'll go get jack

Lucius: and don't come back!

All: ...

Me: sorry, my creative menulis kinda ran out today...

Lucius: anda better be!

Jeff: I thought it was funny...

Lucius: oh hey! I forgot anda were here...

Lucius: so... anda live here alone with the other Jack?

EJ: no... I convinced Laughing Jack to house other pastas that got raided oleh SCP corp.

Lucius: cool

EJ: hey, where is masky?

Slender: he had a jantung attack

EJ: well... where is he?

Slender: I sent him to 49 with ToTheArk

*meanwhile*

49: I will cure you

ToTheArk: anda know he is passed out and he can't hear anda right?

49: oh... pass me the the medkit

173: ...

49: PASS ME THE MEDKIT!

173: ...

49: its like i'm talking to a statue...

Observer: I fold

Zalgo: so... what happened?

Observer: He went kamikaze on my as*

SL: like a true wimp

Observer: says the guy that hides in the shadows for a living

SL: oh shut-up!

All: ...

Observer: so... whats up with the whole "when the world ends he lets out sigh" thing?

SL: I bet

Zalgo: its just a thing I created to scare slender

Observer: oh

Zalgo: honestly, if the world ended I would be dancing

SL: hey it's your turn!

Lucius: i'm sorry, but i'm still trying to figure out how I got here

Slender: ZALGO!

Zalgo: hello old friend! how are the kids?

Slender: What the hell Zalgo!

Zalgo: what? I wanted to know who he was!

Slender: no anda did not!

Zalgo: ok anda caught me, I wanted him for my army...

Slender: this is the shi* that makes m-

Zalgo: on my defense I did tell Shadow to tell anda after he got the info

Slender: thats it... THE TREATY IS BROKEN!

Zalgo: WHAT?

Slender: anda back-stab and spy all the time!

Zalgo: do anda realize what anda are saying?

Slender: yes

Zalgo: *sigh* well then... shall we meet again?

Slender: not likely

*both teleport*

Zalgo: Observer, the treaty is broken... anda know what to do

Observer: finally...

Lucius: A proxy? no thanks guys... I kept my mouth closed and like I said, I kill for the true law and i'm not a psycho like anda Mr. hockey mask, and killer clown guy... I respect you... anda couldn't help yourself. but now anda are a sadistic freak with no frien-

Masky: Jeff, just put him to sleep with the shovel

*Bong*

???: wake up my child.

Lucius: what the hell happened to your face?

Slender: well he's a charmer...

Masky: sorry boss, he is just like that.

Slender: do anda know why anda are here?

Lucius: yep and im 47 years old...

Slender: oh... are anda ready for proxy training?

Lucius: do i have a choice?

Slender: no.

Lucius: OK but one question... who was phone?

Slender and masky: ...

Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley!

All [singing]: way hey, bully alley!

Kage and Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley

All [singing]: bully down in shinbone al!

Henry: what should we do? Slender and his friends are separated, and Zalgo and cRYPT are at war.

Vendetta: well... Johnny is working on bringing the proxys on the run to us... Once they are brought we will think of something...

Henry: until then?

Vendetta: we gather lebih members

Henry: yes sir

Vendetta: we get the pirate next

Henry: I can't go oleh myself sir... He is unstable

Vendetta: I will send Alex with you

Alex: what?

Vendetta: anda two leave tomorrow

Henry: yes sir

Alex: what!?