ZALGOS ARMY MEMBERS:
Shadow Lurker: stealth commander
Lisa: adviser
Scarecrow: assassin
Mr.Widemouth: infiltration
Observer: adviser and detik in command
Zippers: assassin
RapRat: spy
RED: brute
Strangled Red: computer glitcher
Suicide mouse: deceiver
Squidward: consular
Hypno: trickster
KillWaker: the living weapon
Herobrine: computer defender
The Smiling Man: human relations
Dr. Locklear: high commander
Scollex: killer
Ascaris: killer
Ghost: spy
Redd: killer
Pyramid Head: brute
Pyris: chaos starter
Targeter: assassin
??? (shall be reveled... SOON): ???
NOTE: I may update!
Shadow Lurker: stealth commander
Lisa: adviser
Scarecrow: assassin
Mr.Widemouth: infiltration
Observer: adviser and detik in command
Zippers: assassin
RapRat: spy
RED: brute
Strangled Red: computer glitcher
Suicide mouse: deceiver
Squidward: consular
Hypno: trickster
KillWaker: the living weapon
Herobrine: computer defender
The Smiling Man: human relations
Dr. Locklear: high commander
Scollex: killer
Ascaris: killer
Ghost: spy
Redd: killer
Pyramid Head: brute
Pyris: chaos starter
Targeter: assassin
??? (shall be reveled... SOON): ???
NOTE: I may update!
*ERCH*
???: hey Slender! why are anda walking on the road?
Slender: Reggie! umm... why are anda driving a camper?
Reggie: me and and my buds are going to Oregon for a vacation!
Lucius: really -_-
Me: what?
Slender: well we are going to Oregon also... could we tag along?!
Reggie: sure
Mrs. P: hello Slender
Slender: Mrs. P! why are anda not with Sally!
Mrs. P: she is with us
Sally: papa!
Slender: Sally!?
Lucius: anda know... I have a feeling that our luck will run out if we keep using it like this...
LJ: yeah... I think we already ran out... this bottle of vodka keeps refiling
Lucius: fuc*
???: hey Slender! why are anda walking on the road?
Slender: Reggie! umm... why are anda driving a camper?
Reggie: me and and my buds are going to Oregon for a vacation!
Lucius: really -_-
Me: what?
Slender: well we are going to Oregon also... could we tag along?!
Reggie: sure
Mrs. P: hello Slender
Slender: Mrs. P! why are anda not with Sally!
Mrs. P: she is with us
Sally: papa!
Slender: Sally!?
Lucius: anda know... I have a feeling that our luck will run out if we keep using it like this...
LJ: yeah... I think we already ran out... this bottle of vodka keeps refiling
Lucius: fuc*