creepypasta Article: Lucius: Drive oleh

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posted by FrostyBlaze

LJ: road trip!

Lucius: we are just going to the bar...

LJ: oh...

*both get in car*

*driving*

Lucius: ... how was your day?

LJ: oh, good

Lucius: what have anda been doing?

LJ: anda know, the usual...

Lucius: did anda see that game?

LJ: yeah it was SO close!

Lucius: oh! did anda win that card game with Hypno?

LJ: no, he kept using physic...

Lucius: how was that movie?

LJ: it was good, but the ending sucked...

Lucius: ...

LJ: ...

KIBS: HI GUYS!

Both: SHI-

*crash*

morgan Freeman: no one survived that day...

Lucius: *shoots tazer*

morgan Freeman: hfukjnhhauhbbhjiloveKFCjlijhknkjnh

Lucius: I win... again

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FrostyBlaze yep, the killer in the back seat :D

Windwakerguy430 This was funny. I like the mentoing of Hypno using Phsycic XD

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Rugrats Chuckie's Mother (Revised)

posted by puppygirl12114

Remember Rugrats, that tampil on Nickelodeon? What anda probably don't know is that the creator of the show, Gabor Csupo, originally planned a late night version of Rugrats called "Rugrascals", to be played at night, with lebih adult humor.

Because every major channel thought the pilot was too disturbing, they refused to air the show, and as a result no-one has really heard about it. However, one station in Wellington New Zealand mistakenly played it in the morning, thinking it was a regular Rugrats episode. The pilot and only episode of the tampil that was seen was called "Chuckies Mom". The intro...

hey! look! the best joke ever!

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Celene's story

posted by Creepycry

Celene was a girl who often found herself lost in thought. She Imagined herself flying away from her halaman awal where her dad would get drunk and beat her. She had long blonde hair and brown eyes just like her mother who passed away five years yang lalu when she was ten. Her mother had also been a victim of her dads abuse. As Celene was walking to school one hari she was so lost in her mind that she didn't see the speeding car coming towards her as she crossed the street. All she heard was a loud screech and every thing went black. When a dim light lit up she saw a man with red skin and deep black eyes...

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Screaming Death Vol.1

posted by Hyfang

Hello....Welcome to my graveyard. My name is Death other known as Satan atau The Devil. But I'm here to tell anda a story about my son...The one who sweep the whole Earth to cold victory. It all began when....

"The Birth of My Son is Here!" Death Laughed as the women who's giving birth to the Prince of Hell. The demons was cheering as out came a baby, the women was instantly killed of blood loss and pain. "My Son is here!" Death said, as he held the baby up into the air. "Firius, The Prince of Death and The Undead will save us all!" The baby eyes glowed red and he gave a small smirk.

-16 Years Later-...

SOK Members: Vendetta

posted by FrostyBlazer

Victim: you're insane!

Vendetta: I am... for freedom... *walks out*

*BOOM*

Henry: Vendetta!

Vendetta: who are you? a man that believes in me? that is dangerous anda know...

Henry: it's me sir... Henry

Vendetta: Henry! my, have anda grown!

Henry: sir... we need your leadership to gabung us again.

Vendetta: i'm sorry Henry, but i'm retired form the society.

Henry: but sir! Zalgo and Slender broke the treaty!

Vendetta: it is not my job to mess with the affairs of two beings of power

Henry: but we need a leader!

Vendetta: Lumar is old but he still is capable...

Henry: Lumar died sir...

Vendetta: ... we leave tonight...

Henry: welcome back sir

Society of Killers

is there such a thing as freedom?

Lucius Chapter 4, Part 3

posted by FrostyBlazer

*Meanwhile*

46: ok Mr. Timothy anda are free to go...

Masky: thanks...

96: *screeching*

46: shut-up! god I work with a mute and a banshee!

Porter: ok, let me teleport anda guys outa here...

ToTheArk: how did anda get here?

Porter: I can teleport... its in the name

All: oh

*Meanwhile... again*

Zalgo: it is time to take action! Clockwork!

Clockwork: yes lord Zalgo?

Zalgo: I need anda to break Zippers out... again...

Clockwork: yes lord Zalgo...

Zalgo: Observer! RED!

Both: yes?

Zalgo: go capture BEN...

Observer: yes sir...

RED: LETS RUN!

SOK Member: Karl Koecher

posted by FrostyBlazer

Karl: lets see all your little secrets...

Henry: well it looks like anda are using your little magical potion

Karl: how the hell did anda get in here?!

Henry: i'm friends with Kage, remember?

Karl: oh... and my "potion" is nothing magical...

Henry: yet anda still don't give us the secret

Karl: anda wouldn't understand it anyway, why are anda here?

Henry: they broke the treaty

Karl: WHAT?

Computer: download complete

Karl: oh! that's the files of the CIA and SCP

Henry: showoff...

Karl: do anda want me to rejoin atau not?

Henry: well, if anda are up for it

Karl: let me pack my bags

Henry: welcome back

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Ed, Edd n Eddy lost Episode

posted by puppygirl12114

As anda may know, the populer tampil "Ed, Edd and Eddy" has been running for a long time. However, between October 7th, 2003 and October 21, 2003 episode 34 was accidentally released one week before it was scheduled to.

It was also known to some around the office the primary writer had been sick with the flu, and instead of going on to make episode 34, the tampil was supposed to replay episode 1. At 5:00am eastern, people reported a very disturbing new episode premiering on Cartoon Network - some children were unfortunate enough to see it.

Apparently the quality of the episode was mediocre when held...

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donald bebek

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Ben Drowned Plushy 2

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maskey?????!!!!!!

posted by emo_girl1994

one hari i was sleeping over at my friends house ( this happened last Saturday/Sunday) so there was 5 boys and 5 girls ( if anda include me) and there where no parents, and we where all really hyper so, i heard something down in the basement and everybody was really loud so of coarse i screamed to get there attention a couple of min. later we are all in the basement i went to go look in the closet, and there standing in there was maskey and he berkata " cheesecake?" then he just walked out of the house saying bye and i'm like "WTF, just happened"

Devil resedence part 1

posted by yamishadow2001

If your a fan of anime anda might know what soul eater is. I really loved the tampil that was until that terrible day. I was watching the news when on the news a news reporter berkata something about a lost episode of soul eater called,"the devil resedence", when I heard about it I looked everywhere to find it and eventually I found it at a old store and they guy there was creepy he said,"we will change into madness inside", I was not bothered oleh it I put the disc in my ps3 the tampil appeared normal everyone at the death academy, but maka was looking in the perpustakaan and found a book that was covered...

Lucius special: Purge pt. 2

posted by FrostyBlazer

EJ: problem, how are we supposed to get there?

Masky: easy! *takes out phone*

SE: Hello anda have reached hell, please hold

Masky: Seed Eater! We need anda to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!

SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...

Masky: anda and I both know anda don't really agree with his ideals

SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!

Masky: ok, we are in Maine

SE: a little lebih specific

Masky: in a forest

SE: a little lebih Masky...

Masky: near black pond

SE: will send it right away!

Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?

SE: will send it in a few minutes!

Lucius Chapter 4, Part 4

posted by FrostyBlazer

*2 weeks later*

Slender: breakfast is ready!

Johnny: awesome!... just because anda don't trust me doesn't mean anda have to stalk me...

Hoody: I'm not stalking you...

Johnny: bullshi*

Lucius: how the hell did anda learn how to cook?

Slender: I had a daughter...

Lucius: cool

Porter: I wonder what Zalgo is doing...

*swoosh*

Zalgo: ...

Lisa: ...

Zalgo: FUC-

*swoosh*

Masky: we are clearly out numbered... so we must devise a plan

Lucius: well... we should gather people that are not apart of Zalgo's Army atau supporters of it

Johhny: and if anda let me go I could get my guys to help you...

All but Lucius: NO!

Lucius: do we have a choice?

All but Lucius: NO...

Lucius Chapter 4, Part 3.5

posted by FrostyBlazer

????: hello my dear

???: *screaming*

???: anda are a sick, sadistic, maniac!

????: to bad... I AM a killer now...

???: do anda feel any guilt?

????: every single hari I feel guilt... I killed my family, friends, and my first love!

???: but why did anda kill them?

????: I was sick and tired of being the last guy that helps every one life's while mine gets miserable!... the wicked and the sinners had the good life... while what ever I did to help they laugh and think I'm the bad guy! so I decided, why be the little model student? be the guy that makes the problems instead of solving them!

???: anda are crazy!

????: well thank anda captain obvious!... now if anda excuse me, I have to meet the devil! take care of the place for me... oh wait anda can't, anda are tied up! *sadistic laughing*

???: anda are in better place Mr. snuggles...

SOK members: Alexander Solonik

posted by FrostyBlazer

Solonik: ok... its time to make my comeback

Henry: that might wait Mr. Solonik

Solonik: what? how did anda get in here?!

Henry: it pays to not leave the society before Lumar starts teaching stealth

Solonik: wait wait, let me guess why anda are here... Demon Lord and Absent Face are fighting?

Henry: yes... WE would like anda to rejoin, anda are the weapons expert...

Solonik: thanks but no thanks, I will have a big reputation and clients soon

Henry: there will be none of that if anda don't help!

Solonik: ...

Henry: fine then... *walks away*

Solonik: wait... let me clean my guns...

Henry: welcome back

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SOK Member: Hannibal Lecter

posted by FrostyBlazer

Guard: anda have a visitor Lecter

Lecter: ...

Guard: anda talk about every thing but when there is someone that ACT- *flop*

Lecter: hello Henry

Henry: hello Mr. Lecter

Lecter: so... what is your business here?

Henry: well... anda are the smartest of the killers and would be the most civil if it was not for your... skin diet...

Lecter: they broke the treaty?

Henry: exactly

Lecter: well then... may anda open the door for me?

Henry: yes sir Mr. Lecter

*opens door*

Henry: welcome back

Society of Killers

Lucius Chapter 3, Part 4

posted by FrostyBlazer

*meanwhile*

Henry: sorry Mr.Kage but-

Kagekao: it is ok... Henry... I have another job for you...

Henry: yes master... what is it?

Kagekao: gather the team...

Henry: yes sir!

*back to the story!*

Lucius: hey! what happened to Toby?

Slender: I sent him to my brother

*TV tampil swoosh*

Splender: Toby, would anda like some lebih tea?

Toby: yes!

Splender: Mr. Fluff, would anda like some lebih tea?

Mr.Fluff [Toby]: yes I do!

Audience: *laughing*

* "everybody hates Chris" commercial break song *

Lucius: Zalgo has an idea...

posted by FrostyBlazer

Zalgo: hmmmm...

Observer: hmmmm...

SL: hmmmm...

Lisa: hmmmm...

Targeter: hmmmm...

Pyris: hmmm...

BVRV: pika...

Zalgo: I got it!

All: what is it?

Zalgo: ok so someone knocks Slender out...

Observer: and?

Zalgo: then we bring him here and chain him to the wall...

Targeter: and?

Zalgo: then we capture his proxys and torture them so he gives up!

Observer: but wouldn't he just "Slender walk" out of the chains and warn them?

Zalgo: ._.

All: ._.

Zalgo: fuc*

Hitori Kakurenbo: Hide and Seek With Yourself

posted by kittyluv57

[WARNING: This is for once not a fictional story! Everything in this artikel is real, and DO NOT recommend actually trying this game! It is dangerous, and I don't want anyone getting hurt.]

This artikel is composed of everything I have heard about playing Hitori Kakurenbo, rolled up into one article. There are several different interpretations, so I've included all I could find so I don't leave anything out.

Some people believe this game is actually a ritual to call a malevolent presence into your home. What exactly anda are calling changes depending on the source, I have heard some say anda are...