You know you're a Craig Ferguson fan when...
☠ anda know what RSA stands for.
☠ You're in the RSA.
☠ anda joined Twitter so that anda can follow Craig and be an RSA skeleton.
☠ anda have flooded Craig's Twitter& email with your questions, hoping one will get picked.
☠ anda spent ages coming up with pertanyaan to ask Craig, then realise that they're too lame to be picked out but send them to him anyway.
☠ anda have experienced fergasm before.
☠ anda were on awan 9 (or higher) when you're email/tweet got read on the tampil for the first time.
☠ anda have kissed (or done something else to...) your screen/monitor only to realise that anda can't possibly reach Craig that way.
☠ anda never miss a show. "Screw everything else"- anda think.
☠ anda rather pee your pants than to leave during the monologue.
☠ anda threaten to throw anyone out of the room if they even let out a breath while you're watching the show.
☠ anda get pissy at anyone who dares to bad-mouth about Craig.
☠ anda tell people to go gabung Al-Qaeda when they don't agree with you, especially regarding Craig.
☠ anda tried to watch other late-night shows and anda "Zzzz...." before anda can think "how can this be on the air?"
☠ anda became sleep deprived for staying up to watch Craig.
☠ anda cuss at Dave if he takes to long to get his tampil over/Or anda cuss at YouTube for screwing up.
☠ You're subscribed to Mal's TVsCraigFerguson channel on YouTube.
☠ You've seen the 'OMFG ending' on youtube for 100+ times, and drooled every single time anda watch it again (or fergasm).
☠ anda talk about Craig ALL THE TIME.
☠ anda feel miserable when it comes to meeting decent guys because Craig is your standard (you too ladies)
☠ You've been caught ogling at pictures of Craig.
☠ anda try to get your friends to watch Craig.
☠ anda get angry at your friends for not listening to anda ramble on about Craig.
☠ During conversations anda make your own Craig jokes& laugh. And then people judge you.
☠ anda have lebih than one folder containing Craig Ferguson pictures.
☠ anda have so much Craig video that it's not even funny.
☠ anda say "It's a Great hari for America" even though you're not American, nor do anda live in America, nor do anda have anything at all to do with America.
☠ anda sing along to the Tweets& Emails jingle atau the LLS theme song when you're doing the laundry.
☠ anda reply to people Geoff Peterson-style atau Craig-style. (eg. "WAHHHH?!")
☠ anda can take any two-word combo and turn it into a supposed name anda used to dance under.
☠ Craig is who anda go to for a mood lift, a good laugh, comfort, advices, reminder for the purpose of life, procrastination, boredom atau when you're just horny.
☠ anda imitate Geoff.
☠ anda think puppets are awesome.
☠ anda think robot skeletons are awesome.
☠ anda think the Scottish accent is friggin sexy.
☠ anda say 'cuss' instead of 'curse'.
☠ anda like Britney Speare's song "Oops I did it Again" even though anda didn't like it before.
☠ anda get excited hearing/seeing/eating chicken.
☠ anda secretly enjoy being called a hobo. Especially oleh Craig.
☠ anda giggle when anda hear Liza Minnelli & Paul McCartney.
☠ anda think Craig is the best dancer ever.
☠ anda think a leaky garasi with crappy lighting is not creepy but awesome.
☠ anda cinta the word 'awesome.'
☠ anda want to be a pilot atau get a pilot's license.
☠ anda want to get a tattoo(s).
☠ You've read "Between the Bridge and the River" & "American on Purpose."
☠ You've seen (almost) all of Craig's sebelumnya films before and loved them.
☠ anda say 'CBS cares.'
☠ anda put your address down as 'Hollowed out Volcano'
☠ anda fergasm when Craig looks straight into the camera (you too ladies)
☠ anda say 'remind anda of anyone' & 'I know' all the time.
☠ anda cinta the 'ball vacuum cleaner with the PROPER AMOUNT OF SUCTION'
☠ anda do your own double entendre to almost anything that it can work with.
☠ anda hate the Emmy's and all them Hollywood Showbiz things/people.
☠ anda tuned in for hiu Week even though anda don't like sharks/don't give a rats pantat, keledai about Discovery channel/know that anda will become paranoid afterwards.
☠ You're happy when Craig's happy, you're sad when Craig's sad, you're angry when Craig's angry, you're hurt when Craig's hurt, and of course- you're horny when Craig's horny.
☠ anda think Craig trumps the world. And you're right, he does.
;P
☠ Oh, and anda feel proud after membaca this.
Are anda all of the above? atau do anda have lebih to add? please komentar below =D
*RSAGroupHug*
☠ anda know what RSA stands for.
☠ You're in the RSA.
☠ anda joined Twitter so that anda can follow Craig and be an RSA skeleton.
☠ anda have flooded Craig's Twitter& email with your questions, hoping one will get picked.
☠ anda spent ages coming up with pertanyaan to ask Craig, then realise that they're too lame to be picked out but send them to him anyway.
☠ anda have experienced fergasm before.
☠ anda were on awan 9 (or higher) when you're email/tweet got read on the tampil for the first time.
☠ anda have kissed (or done something else to...) your screen/monitor only to realise that anda can't possibly reach Craig that way.
☠ anda never miss a show. "Screw everything else"- anda think.
☠ anda rather pee your pants than to leave during the monologue.
☠ anda threaten to throw anyone out of the room if they even let out a breath while you're watching the show.
☠ anda get pissy at anyone who dares to bad-mouth about Craig.
☠ anda tell people to go gabung Al-Qaeda when they don't agree with you, especially regarding Craig.
☠ anda tried to watch other late-night shows and anda "Zzzz...." before anda can think "how can this be on the air?"
☠ anda became sleep deprived for staying up to watch Craig.
☠ anda cuss at Dave if he takes to long to get his tampil over/Or anda cuss at YouTube for screwing up.
☠ You're subscribed to Mal's TVsCraigFerguson channel on YouTube.
☠ You've seen the 'OMFG ending' on youtube for 100+ times, and drooled every single time anda watch it again (or fergasm).
☠ anda talk about Craig ALL THE TIME.
☠ anda feel miserable when it comes to meeting decent guys because Craig is your standard (you too ladies)
☠ You've been caught ogling at pictures of Craig.
☠ anda try to get your friends to watch Craig.
☠ anda get angry at your friends for not listening to anda ramble on about Craig.
☠ During conversations anda make your own Craig jokes& laugh. And then people judge you.
☠ anda have lebih than one folder containing Craig Ferguson pictures.
☠ anda have so much Craig video that it's not even funny.
☠ anda say "It's a Great hari for America" even though you're not American, nor do anda live in America, nor do anda have anything at all to do with America.
☠ anda sing along to the Tweets& Emails jingle atau the LLS theme song when you're doing the laundry.
☠ anda reply to people Geoff Peterson-style atau Craig-style. (eg. "WAHHHH?!")
☠ anda can take any two-word combo and turn it into a supposed name anda used to dance under.
☠ Craig is who anda go to for a mood lift, a good laugh, comfort, advices, reminder for the purpose of life, procrastination, boredom atau when you're just horny.
☠ anda imitate Geoff.
☠ anda think puppets are awesome.
☠ anda think robot skeletons are awesome.
☠ anda think the Scottish accent is friggin sexy.
☠ anda say 'cuss' instead of 'curse'.
☠ anda like Britney Speare's song "Oops I did it Again" even though anda didn't like it before.
☠ anda get excited hearing/seeing/eating chicken.
☠ anda secretly enjoy being called a hobo. Especially oleh Craig.
☠ anda giggle when anda hear Liza Minnelli & Paul McCartney.
☠ anda think Craig is the best dancer ever.
☠ anda think a leaky garasi with crappy lighting is not creepy but awesome.
☠ anda cinta the word 'awesome.'
☠ anda want to be a pilot atau get a pilot's license.
☠ anda want to get a tattoo(s).
☠ You've read "Between the Bridge and the River" & "American on Purpose."
☠ You've seen (almost) all of Craig's sebelumnya films before and loved them.
☠ anda say 'CBS cares.'
☠ anda put your address down as 'Hollowed out Volcano'
☠ anda fergasm when Craig looks straight into the camera (you too ladies)
☠ anda say 'remind anda of anyone' & 'I know' all the time.
☠ anda cinta the 'ball vacuum cleaner with the PROPER AMOUNT OF SUCTION'
☠ anda do your own double entendre to almost anything that it can work with.
☠ anda hate the Emmy's and all them Hollywood Showbiz things/people.
☠ anda tuned in for hiu Week even though anda don't like sharks/don't give a rats pantat, keledai about Discovery channel/know that anda will become paranoid afterwards.
☠ You're happy when Craig's happy, you're sad when Craig's sad, you're angry when Craig's angry, you're hurt when Craig's hurt, and of course- you're horny when Craig's horny.
☠ anda think Craig trumps the world. And you're right, he does.
;P
☠ Oh, and anda feel proud after membaca this.
Are anda all of the above? atau do anda have lebih to add? please komentar below =D
*RSAGroupHug*