What up, motherfuckers of the club! (That was for shits and giggles, don't take it serious. ;P)

Manuel: Yes it was.
Go somewhere!

Coke here! Today I'm gonna drop some news about the future of this club. Let's get... *Manuel raises his hand*

What?!
Manuel: Will there be free snacks?
NO! Aura, can anda please get him out?

Let's get started.

First, I'd like to thank the official and unofficial members of my club. Please note if anda wanna post fanfictions atau pics here, ask me first.

New Icon

Since I'm The Dutch Umbreon, I'm gonna make a theme icon for the club. Spoiler alert: it's an Umbreon. I ain't tellin...

Hello, Umbreonians! (I think I'm gonna call anda guys that. Any other suggestions?) Umbra here! I've been thinking about FGT 2016 lately. I wanna tell anda my reviews on my FGT 2016 article. It's a pokemon article. It's not really bragging, okay? Any questions?

Note: Sorry I spoiled some of it. At least I kept the details.

Yes?
Manuel Marquezo: Can I...?
No, anda CAN'T be annoying. Anyways, let's go!

The Plot

Part I & II

Day 3 of the Canyon City Conference is coming to a close. There are 4 pokemon trainers left. The names are Tyler mobil van, van Berg, Jenna Voorn, Aura, and Möbius the snob. The reason why...

Hello, hello. CokeTheUmbreon here! I'm gonna work on an icon for this club. But anyways, lemme tell anda about Tyler mobil van, van Berg's Ultimate Team. (This is the team he'll use to battle Aura one day.)

Note: He has 4 pokemon he mega evolves. You'll never know his choice.

Anyways, fuck the shitty pantat, keledai intros. Let's fucking go!

Talonflame
Gender: Female
Moves:
Flamethrower
Flame Charge
Steel Wing
Brave Bird

Greninja
Gender: Male
Moves:
Water Pulse
Extrasensory
Dark Pulse
Ice Beam

Through Aura Synchro, it can use...
Water Shuriken
Night Slash
Rock Slide
Aura Shuriken
Aura Blade

Tyranitar
Gender: Male
Moves:
Stone-Edge
Crunch
Fire...

What up, Umbreoneers? (I'll change the name l8tr.) coke here! Everyone knows that I've been obsessed with Umbreon, right?

*audience nods*

Okay! I wanna tell anda details about a fanfic story I'll be doing called Umbreon Nation. (points at judul with long pantat, keledai stick) It's a story that centers around 6 Umbreon. These are their names:

Moony
Moony is a yellow Umbreon. He is the leader of the group. Moony is the optimistic, funny guy. He'll sometimes get out of hand with his jokes and comedy.

Bloodmoon
Bloodmoon (better known as 'Blood') is a red Umbreon. His rings and bands are a dark shade of red, called...

Hello, everyone! The Garnet Umbreon here! Since April 3, the Pokémon: Aura Warriors RP has been a hit thanks to me and AuratheLucario (better known as Aura.) Then we received 2 other memebers, but one left fanpop before we could get started. Anyways, here are my thoughts on the RP.

The Good

1. We have a good comic relief character named Manuel Marquezo. He meets the standards of the annoying pantat, keledai character. He's an asshole. That's the only standard he needs to meet.

2. The plot. Man, I cinta the plot! Ash and Serena are 35 and married. I cinta the shipping couples that we started. BergVoorn (Tyler...