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Chuck Norris jokes favorit Chuck Norris joke?

31 fans picked:
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding
   16%
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and...
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
   10%
When the Boogieman goes to sleep, he checks his...
When the Boogieman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
   10%
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity...twice
   10%
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
   6%
Chuck Norris dosn&# 39; t sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris dosn't sleep. He waits.
   6%
do anda know wat killed the dinosaurus the chuck...
do anda know wat killed the dinosaurus the chuck norrissaurus
   6%
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when chuck norris does push ups he doesn&# 39; push...
when chuck norris does push ups he doesn' push himself up he pushes the world dow
   6%
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Chuck Norris is so tough there is no chin under...
Chuck Norris is so tough there is no chin under his beard, only another fist.
   3%
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight because the...
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight because the darkness is afraid of him.
   3%
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Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can...
Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.
   3%
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Fear of spiders is arachnop- hobia, fear of Chuck...
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is Logic.
   3%
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Chuck Norris can&# 39; t love. He can only not kill.
Chuck Norris can't love. He can only not kill.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk, and Kill.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk, and Kill.
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Chuck Norris doesn&# 39; t breathe; he holds air...
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe; he holds air captive.
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Some magicians can walk on...
BeastBoyCahill picked Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.:
How about this one?
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Fear of spiders is...
Joshandpingu picked Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is Logic.:
Superman and Chuck Norris once fought on a bet - the loser had to start wearing underwear on the outside of their pants.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade, killed 50 people, then it exploded
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