| Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings. |
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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| Chuck Norris&# 39; s GPS never tells him to turn around. |
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Chuck Norris's GPS never tells him to turn around.
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| Chuck Norris makes Spock cry. |
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Chuck Norris makes Spock cry.
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| Chuck Norris threw a grenade, killed 3 people,... |
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade, killed 3 people, than the grenade went off
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| Chuck Norris can speak French... In Russian. |
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Chuck Norris can speak French... In Russian.
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| Death once had a near- Chuck- Norris experience. |
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Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
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| A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for... |
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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| Chuck Norris doesn&# 39; t dial the wrong number, you... |
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, anda pick up the wrong phone.
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| Chuck Norris can cut scissors with paper |
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Chuck Norris can cut scissors with paper
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| Chuck Norris doesn&# 39; t water his plants, he just... |
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Chuck Norris doesn't water his plants, he just looks at them and they cry.
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| Chuck Norris dosen&# 39; t read books.. He stares at... |
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Chuck Norris dosen't read books.. He stares at them till the words appear
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| Chuck Norris could beat anda up with his eyelashes. |
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Chuck Norris could beat anda up with his eyelashes.
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| Fear of Chuck Norris is also called common sense |
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Fear of Chuck Norris is also called common sense
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| Chuck Norris can catch &# 39; em all. |
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Chuck Norris can catch 'em all.
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| Chuck Norris literally sweats bullets. |
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Chuck Norris literally sweats bullets.
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| Coffee drinks Chuck Norris to stay awake. |
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Coffee drinks Chuck Norris to stay awake.
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| Chuck Norris once had a near- death experien- ce.... |
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Chuck Norris once had a near-death experience. Death has never been the same.
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| Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a... |
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet
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| Romeo and Juliet killed themselves because they... |
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Romeo and Juliet killed themselves because they heard Chuck Norris was in town.
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| The sun revolves around Chuck Norris |
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The sun revolves around Chuck Norris
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| Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. |
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Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris dosen&# 39; t get hit oleh cars. Cars get hit... |
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Chuck Norris dosen't get hit oleh cars. Cars get hit oleh HIM.
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| A man once screamed at Chuck Norris. To this day... |
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A man once screamed at Chuck Norris. To this hari that man has no throat.
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| Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Because... |
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Because the dark is scared.
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| Chuck Norris can pick up Thor&# 39; s hammer |
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Chuck Norris can pick up Thor's hammer
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| When terrorists get crazy, anda call Chuck Norris... |
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When terrorists get crazy, anda call Chuck Norris to make them stop
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| Chuck Norris killed the dinosaurus because he was... |
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Chuck Norris killed the dinosaurus because he was hungry
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| Chuck Norris invented water. |
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Chuck Norris invented water.
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| To Chuck Norris, a zombie apocalypse is just a... |
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To Chuck Norris, a zombie apocalypse is just a bonus round.
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| Chuck Norris can push on a rope |
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Chuck Norris can push on a rope
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| batman didn&# 39; t have Chuck&# 39; s permission to die, in... |
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batman didn't have Chuck's permission to die, in Dark Knight Rises.
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| When Chuck Norris was born, only one crying was... |
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When Chuck Norris was born, only one crying was the doctor.
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| I am Chuck fucking Norris (ERB) |
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I am Chuck fucking Norris (ERB)
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