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Hellsing abridged kutipan (taken from the real scripts)

posted by Canada24

BEST OF ANDERSON:

Anderson: Please support the official release, anda protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my favorit cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my favorit cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. anda know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: anda do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh. And...

puncak, atas 20 REAL SMOSH kutipan :)

posted by Canada24

#1:
Steve Jobs (Ian): So buy the iPhone 5... atau I'LL #$%^ YOUR #$%@ AND @#$%$ YOUR @#$%!.. (smiles)

#2:
Ian: (evilly) Here anda go Mom! (giggles evilly)
[Ian's Mom eats the donut and starts choking]
Ian: Die mom! (laughs)
Ian's Mom: (coughs) Just a sprinkle.
Ian: (visibly upset) But you're supposed to DIE!
[Ian starts crying]
Ian's Mom: Oh, honey, honey, anda can try to kill me again later.

#3:
Anthony: So I woke up super-glued to the toilet seat. And the toilet was filled with poop. I mean FILLED, like 10 people just decided not to flush. I started gagging so I flushed the toilet... and then it started...

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puncak, atas five most disturbing spongebob villains

posted by Canada24

1: THE SEA BEAR:
A Sea beruang is a large piranha-like ikan with claw-tipped fins and the head of a grizzly bear. Squidward did not believe in the sea bear's existence until he was attacked oleh one in The Camping Episode where it is featured as the main antagonist.
The sea beruang is quite disturbing for a kids show.
It is an exceptionally violent animal, the sea beruang took an immediate dislike to Squidward and attacked him repeteadly throughout the episode.
The sea beruang then violently mauls him and repeats this five times after for differing reasons: running, limping, crawling, simple dislike for the...

What's your take - Garrett Mason, AKA, The Black Dahlia

posted by Canada24

La Noire is such a great game. And I am not usually a fan of murder mystery, unless it's the occasional Law and Order episode.
Anyway.
Am I the only one who found this one of the games greatest villains?

I mean, First off he is a villain from the past. Everyone presumed he was gone. But he secretly murders every single victim of the homicide cases, and, after researching who he killed, then frames people who have much motives for wanting the victim dead, and made it seem like it was THEM..

However, Cole is the only one seeing a pattern with the messages on the, most times, striped naked victim....

Canada24's reviews of HELLSING ULTIMATE: (complete verison)

posted by Canada24

EPISODE 1:

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this tampil the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And even than, I'm very mixed about this show.. I'm just not really a big anime fan.

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

That is his only known name.....

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puncak, atas Ten Grand Theft Auto characters:

posted by Canada24

I only played 4 and 5.. So please bare with that ....

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#1: PACKIE MCCREARY:

Here he is, the whole reason I started menulis GTA stories in the first place. I just wanted to write something about Packie. But what I ended up creating instead is a still ongoing series with a huge cast of characters, and many different crossovers.. Packie almost always remains a important character. And his friendship with Dash Lucia, which also kick started the series, still remains as strong as ever.. Both of them still remain labeled...

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Got bored so put BEST OF SERAS from my fan fiction series:

posted by Canada24

The series is set in GTA5, but Seras is a Hellsing crossover character who became my favorit because of it..

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#1:
"I have to ask… So do anda vampire really drink blood?" Carly asked, wearing a George Thorogood & The Destroyers T-Shirt. It gives Carly an idea on what to give Seras for her birthday selanjutnya month, it's obvious who Seras's favorit band is. And she saw plenty of V.H. T-Shirts when she went shopping last week.

"Twice a bulan it's needed for us to keep full strength, personally, I steal from the blood bank. It feels...

Sad Red Dead Redemption moments PART 2:

posted by Canada24

#1: RAYES:
The whole thing with Arabraham Rayes is sad when anda think about it.. Mexico was overruled oleh the sadistic pedophile, Agustin Allente of the mexican army.. It's not hard to see why everyone wants him dead. And after killing De Santa, and that one eyed guy.. anda finally put a bullet in him and Bill Williamson. And Mexico belongs to Abraham Rayes.. But Rayes quickly proves thoughout the events of the story not to be the heroic man that the rebels, and espically Luisa, believe him yo be. She thinks he loves her. But John awkwardly finds him having sex with some woman, not even any memory...

puncak, atas 4 most ruined characters in Spongebob Squarepants

posted by Canada24

#1: SPONGEBOB HIMSELF:
Seriously. Go back to pre movie Spongebob.. He's a completely different person. And his voice in season 1 is one of the many things I wish they kept. It's not annoying.. If anything it should be a little lebih sarcastic.. And above it all. Seeing CAN anda SPARE A DIME is the greatest thing ever when comparing it to new Spongebob.. Who doesn't have a spine to save his life.

New Spongebob.. Where do I begin.. From crying about anything, I mean "anything".. The high toned voice. The utter stupidity.. And his creepy level of fondness towards Squidward, bordering on "stalking".....

puncak, atas TEN MOST DISTURBING BREAKING BAD MOMENTS

posted by Canada24

Walking Dead is past it's prime oleh this point.. It started out good.. Than got "okay".. Than awesome.. Now "meh"

Breaking bad however.. Started out cool. Than Meh.. Than, holly SHIT THIS INTENSE!!

Here are my favorit moments.. And the most disturbing, moments..

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#10: TUCO IN GENERAL:
When we first meet him, he's actually fairly quiet which makes him seem like a character who's all business. But when Jessie asks for his payment, Tuco at first calmly goes along with it, putting money in the bag, but when Jessie reaches for it. Tuco...

Canada24 reviews BEWARE THE SLENDERMAN:

posted by Canada24

Man.. This movie left me with very mixed feelings.

At first.. I thought this was stupid.. That people go so far that they murder real people to appease fictional characters..

This is why I hate CreepyPasta.com in most senses..

But than they say that something was mentally wrong with the girls.. Doesn't make it better.. But they really did believe Slenderman was real, and was gonna take their souls to hell, atau somethin unless they kill that person.. Though all this does is make me sad and hope they go to a mental hospital, not a jail cell. It doesn't make me believe in Slenderman.. Nothing probably...

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Hellsing is some crazy shit..

posted by Canada24

It's near October.. Decided to rewatch Hellsing Ultimate..
I am well aware there is another Hellsing, but this one is all I really need..

Too be honest, I never before realized actually how fucking SCARY this shit is..

Guess the Japanese know what horror REALLY is.

It's nor lazy jump scares every five minuetes, despite most modern horror film claiming it to be so..

No.
The truth of it is, all that scary imagery in Hellsing, is FAR lebih effective.

Even Yan Valentine is friggin scary, I looked at him a different way this time.

Plus Hellsing has two of my favourite cliche's..
* All the shadowy figures with glowing eyes..
* The constant evil laughs..

I'm watched the first 4, have quite a ways to go..

Though it seems to drain a lot of my computer battery, so I should keep my charger close..

Anyway..
Till selanjutnya time.. I'll give another artikel after watching the rest of the show.. I guess..

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puncak, atas ten most badass bands. (that isn't Metallica, Korn)

posted by Canada24

#1: DISTURBED:
If Korn is too hardcore for you. But anda like that kinda spooky music. Then pick these guys.
But I warn you. Once anda start, anda never stop xD

#2: AVENGED SEVENFOLD:
Next to Metallica, this is the band of my childhood (as is Disturbed). The first I heard of heavy metal, and they never get old..

#3: ACDC:
I recently heard a song ROCK atau BUST and it's my new favorite.
But either way, I cinta ALL their songs. Even the crappy ones..

#4: MUSE:
I recently heard a song Stolkholm Symdrome, and now I use it as my work out music.
I'm yet to ever find a BAD song oleh them..

#5: SCORPIONS:
There's...

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DEAD MEMORIES... This is what lebih Slipknot songs need to be like

posted by Canada24

Sitting in the dark, I can't forget.
Even now, I realize the time I'll never get.
Another story of the pahit pills of fate.
I can't go back again. I can't go back again...

But anda asked me to cinta anda and I did.
Traded my emotions for a contract to commit

And when I got away, I only got so far.
The other me is dead.
I hear his voice inside my head...

We were never alive, and we won't be born again.
But I'll never survive with dead memories in my heart.
Dead memories in my heart
Dead memories in my heart

You told me to cinta anda and I did. Tied my soul into a knot and got me to submit.

So when I got away,...

eminem - Rap God

posted by Canada24

"Look, I was gonna go easy on anda not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
(Six minutes, six minutes)
Something's wrong, I can feel it
(Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got
Like something's about to happen
But I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble
Big trouble. And if he is as bananas as anda say
I'm not taking any chances

YOUR JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDER!!

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God! (Rap God).
All my people from the front to the back nod! (Back nod).
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap...

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Avenged Sevenfold - Afterlife

posted by Canada24

Like walking into a dreaam!

So unlike what you've seeen!

So unsure but it seeeems!

Cause we've been waiting for you.

Fallen into this placcce!

Just giving anda a small taaaste!

Of your afterlife here so stay, you'll be back here soon anyway!

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I see a distant light!

But girl this can't be right!

Such a surreal place to see so how did this come to be!

Arrived too early!

And when I think of all the places I just don't belong!
I've come to grips with life and realize this is going too faaar!

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SlipKnot Lyrics

posted by Canada24

(WHISPERING):
I push my fingers into my, eyyyes.
It's the only thing, that slowly stops the acche
But it's made of all, the things I have to~
(LOUDER):
Taaake!
Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way insiiide!
If the pain goes on!

AAAAAAHHHH!!

I have screamed until my veins collapsed, I've waited last, my time's elapsed.
Now, all I do is live with so much fate.
I've wished for this, I've bitched at that.
I've left behind this little fact, anda cannot kill what anda did not create.
I've gotta say what I've gotta say, and then I swear I'll go away, but I can't promise you'll enjoy the noise.
I guess I'll save...

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I'm bored so here's lyrics to both of the Rob Zombie songs that tell of the SALEM WITCH HUNT

posted by Canada24

Rob Zombie

AMERICAN WITCH:

(This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety).

Body of a monkey, and the feet of a cock!
Dragged from her home, on the killing rock!
Black dog dying, on the weather vain!
The Devil's in a cat, and the baby's brain!

The end!
The end!
Of the American!
The end!
the end!
Of the American!
The end!
The end!
Of the American!
The end!
The end!
Of the American!

Witch!

(Noo! No! No! NOOOOO!)

Alone on the hill, and ready to die!
Cancer of darkness, blacken eye!
The mark of the wolf, and the...

How I feel SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES would be described on Wikipedia

posted by Canada24

An Canadian brony, who's become farely populer over the past five years.

Has developed his own verison towards to new verison of my little pony, currently a internet sensation, despite it's orginal target audience.

The series is used as a mockery of the show, pointing out plot holes and the writers own opinion of each episode.
But without the full intent of HATING on it, atau insulting the fans.

The series keeps the "orginal" characters with the same roles. But characters such Trixie Lulamoon have larger roles, and changed from their orginal disloyal personality, to being lebih relatable..

And...

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WHO'S WORSE: Dimitri VS Bulgarin

posted by Canada24

DIMITRI RASCALOV:
He starts off friendly, but after tricking Niko into betraying and killing Mikhail. Dimitri reveals his true warna and betrays Niko oleh trying to hand over to Bulgarin, but fails.
Soon after betraying Niko, Dimitri became a major figure in the Russian Mafia and started his own cocaine importation operation. He was arrested but released for attempting to bring cocaine into Liberty City along with a business associate. After they went into hiding in Bohan, he discovered that Roman still frequented a gambling sarang, den in Broker. Dimitri was owed an unspecified amount of money from The...