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Trixie arrives at a apartment, and rings the door bell, Alexmane opens the door.

Alexmane: (groans) Oh, it's anda again.

Trixie: I really did have a boyfriend.

Alexmane: Prove it.

Trixie: *points at Saten Twist* He's wait there.

Alexmane: ... He's not even that attractive.

Trixie: I don't care about that stuff.

Alexmane: Whatever, what do anda guys want?

Saten: I heard your looking for a room mate.

Alexmane: Well.. Sure, why not.. Who's the kid.

Saten: I'll explain later.

Alexmane: Fine.. (drinks beer) Just come in.. And don't try to bother me too much.

Saten: It's Dinky anda need to worry about, not me.

Alexmane: Well.. Okay.

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AlexMane: We're breaking up!?

Lily Valey: Well... Yeah, but to be honest, I don't know how anda expected me to cinta anda when anda so clearly hate everything, and everyone, especially yourself.. I mean, would it kill anda to be civil? This is why we're breaking up.

AlexMane: It's nothing to do with me sleeping with your sister?

Lily: WHAT!?

AlexMane: ... I'm kidding.

Lily: Oh shut up, just leave.. Creep.

AlexMane: ... Do anda have your sister's number?

Lily: (eyes narrow).

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LATER:

AlexMane returns home, now with two black eyes, obviously from Lily Valley.

Saten is seen smoking weed from a bong.

AlexMane: Is that MY weed!?

Saten: (coughs) And it sucks.

AlexMane: Well.. Yeah, kinda dose.

Saten: What happened to your eyes?

AlexMane: Well... I saw a hooker getting bullied oleh a gang.. I intervened.

Saten: Wow.. That's.. Brave.

AlexMane: Well, I didn't want to see a half naked, cocaine smoking, high healed, woman in need.

Saten: Sure..

Awkard pause, as AlexMane sits down.

Saten: anda DO know Lily and I are friends right?

AlexMane: I was JOKING about sleeping with her sister!

Saten: Well, girls are sensitive.

AlexMane: (prepares to use the bong Saten was using, when suddenly his phone rings) Hello?

Lily: (from phone) Hello Mr Jones.

AlexMane Jones: Oh, my God, we just broke up!

Lily: (voice) Yeah, but I'm still your agent, I pride myself on my ability to separate my professional life from my personal life.

AlexMane: Then, as my agent, do anda think I'm getting fat?

Lily: (voice) No way. anda are in the prime of your life, never looked better.

AlexMane: What about as my ex-girlfriend?

Lily: (voice) anda look like a pile of crap ate a detik pile of crap and then crapped out a third pile of crap.

AlexMane: Wait, wait, so which pile of crap do I look like?

Lily: (voice) The third one.

AlexMane: What!? That's the worst one!

Saten: I'll, uhh, leave anda to it.. There's something I need to do.

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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

Saten: She needs a new school.. So how about yours?

Principle: (looks at Dinky) She seems not smart enough for our school.

Dinky: Hey!

Principle: Haha.. It talks.

Saten: Hmm.. Can I see anda in your office mister?

Principle: Sure (Saten and the man go into the room).

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(punching sounds).

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Shortly after.

Principle: (badly beaten up) Correction.. Dinky can come here as much as she wants.
#1: PATRICK STAR:
Patrick use to be CUTE stupidity. Like Derpy Hooves atau something.
He DID care about his friends, and he had good intentions, but unwittingly leads Spongebob into danger, atau gives him TERRIBLE advice.
But now, all hope of having GOOD INTENTIONS are lower and lower in each season.
If anda wanna see Spongebob himself go though the SQUIDWARD TORTURE PORN theme, just watch pretty much ANY modern Patrick episode.
And according to THE CARD, Patrick implies that he might only be PRETENDING to be stupid.
But that means the "nice things" he dose to Spongebob, are all done intentionally....
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#1: DEEP INSIDE:

I'm!
Not doing great!
I feel like I'm dead!
Not thinking straight!
Inside my body!
Troubled!
Full of hate!
I had to let it out, before it's too late!

Deep Inside!

IT CAN'T HIDE!

Feeling so lost, and betrayed!
why does this happen, to me everytime!?
Stuck in this place, where I can't escape!
Screaming and clawing from deep inside!

Why!
Won't it fade!
Outside I had to lie; "I'm ok"!
I hope someday, I'll stop getting pain!
I guess this is a lie, I have made!

Deep Inside!

IT CAN'T HIDE!

Feeling so lost, and betrayed!
why does this happen, to me everytime!?
Stuck in this place, where I can't escape!
Screaming...
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I think it started about 4 years ago, when my friends introduced me to the film 8 MIle. Where Marshal is nominated for best actor, in a serious drama film, about the hardships loosely based on Marshal's real life experiences, so he understands what the character is going though, that's why he did such a good performance..

Anyway, at the time, this was the first I heard of him, so decided to listen to him.
Obviously I liked it, otherwise I wouldn't be here, menulis this very message xD.

Like most rappers, eminem struggles with a very troubled life. I once used him for a school project where...
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posted by Canada24
#1: WHITE AMERICA:

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#2: GO TO SLEEP:

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#3: TILL I COLLAPSE:

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#4: RAP GOD:

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#5: DEMON INSIDE:

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#6: WITHOUT ME:

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#7: ROLE MODEL:

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#8: THE WAY I AM:

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#9: KIM:

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#10:

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Sorry if the link fail.
If so,you can still find it oleh the "names"
I'm feeling mean today!
Not lost, not blown away!
Just irritated, and quite hated, self control breaks down!
Why's everything so tame!?
I Like my life insane!
I'm fabricating, and debating, who I'm gonna kick around!

RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
Can't find a way, to get across the hate, when I see you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I feel it scratch inside!
I want to slash, and beat you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I rip apart the things inside, that excite you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I can't control myself, I fucking hate you!

I'm feeling cold today!
Not hurt just fucked away!
I'm devastated, and frustrated, God I feel so bound!
So why'd I feel the need!?...
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#1: AngryVideoGameNerd:
In his tests, the Nerd usually gets involved in other insane hijinks related to the game's subject matter, such as encountering characters like Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger and Bugs Bunny, which usually end violently, not only including but shockingly most of all with Bugs Bunny.
Although the "hero" of his show, the Nerd is unquestionably an anti-social, cruel and sometimes even psychotic individual - at least in the context of his own universe. This is especially prominent in his behavior towards enemies atau people who displease him, as he is prone to humiliate them...
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There's most certainly way lebih but these are the only ones I can think of,.

#5: Ted Bundy:
I don't remember to much about this guy, but trust me. He's was horrible, I mean literary cheered when he was put to death..

#4: Ed Gein:
The REAL Texas chainsaw massacre (though it probably wasn't Texas)..

#3: Jeffery Dehmer:
Another cannibal, a gay cannibal.
He reminds of Pinkamena, he kills his victims, and eats them so he could keep them "inside him forever".
And that's not even the WORST of it..

#2: H.H.Homes:
I'm telling you, this guy was NUTS.
He killed hundreds of people, maybe even more.
And the worst...
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#6: domba OF GOD - OMERTÀ:
Obviously the intrumental version is the only way this song can be tolerated.
But there is one part of the lyrics I 'kinda' like..
If anda lesson to the first versus, and then skip though the god awful chorus, and lesson to the detik versus.
It's the only parts of the WHOLE song that's actually kinda catchy..

#5: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE - WAKING THE DEMON:
It's not real screamo, the only screamo parts are the first and detik versus. But still counts..

#4: AVENGED SEVENFOLD - GOD HATES US:

#3: DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
Drowning pool isn't REAL screamo. And that's why I like...
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#5: SINISTER (2012):
There's a lot of spooky things about this film.
For one thing, th types the protagonist watches, each involves the grousome deaths of innocent family's, and too make things worse, the end reveals the were murdered oleh their on youngest child, who became possessed oleh Bagul.
Oh Bagul.. Let's talk about Bagul.
First off. Have anda see his face!?
If not, look it up on google.
The thing about the real Bagul.
Is once anda see his face in the 'movie', anda never STOP seeing his face.
He's kinda like Slenderman, your "fucked" once anda see his face.
Bagul himself, is the true definition of...
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WALKING DEAD:

Glenn: Remember, noise attracts them, s-
Daryl: (bangs his head and starts swearing at the puncak, atas of his lungs, along with making every noise possible)

Rick: So.. Your telling me. I awoke from a coma, only to end up in the middle of zombie apolocpise!?
Morgan: That's about the size of it.
Rick: WELL FUCK MY LIFE!
Morgan: Hey! No swearing in front of my boy!
Rick: Fuck that! He's just gonna end up dead anyway. And anda gone crazy.
Morgan: Still.. Don't fuckin swear!
Rick: Fiiiiiine.

Shane: (in Rick's coma) oleh the way. I'm gonna start a acak relationship with your, not even hot, wife.. And...
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posted by Canada24
Another interesting episode..

Why is that spirit ALWAYS smiling. Is he like the joker?
It's kinda funny.

I never really have much to say about this so.
Nothing to really make fun of.

Except that line
"I am juctice" That's not arrogant at all (I'm using sarcasm of coarse).

Till selanjutnya episode I guess

Can't find Monster.. So just sticking to this one..

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posted by Canada24
ALMOST EASY:

OH!

I FEEL INSANE!
Every single time!
I'm asked to compromise!

CAUSE I'M AFRIED!
And stuck in my ways!
And that's the way it sta-a-ays!

So how long did I expect, cinta to outweigh ignorance!?
By that look on your face, I may have forced the scale to tip!

I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOOOOOOTT!!

Not Insane!

(Mother!)
Come back to me, it's almost easy!
(Said it all!)
Come back again, it's almost easy!

SHAME!
Pulses through my heart!
From the things I've done to you!

IT'S HARD TO FACE!
But the fact remains!
That this is nothing ne-e-ew!

I left anda bound and tied, with suicidal memories!...
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MASTER SWORD:

Sword: (writing fanfic of Derpy, but then Saten comes in and he switches it too porn, of all things)..

Saten: How do I know anda won't shoot me in the eye
Sword: (literary aiming a sniper gun at Saten's eye) No, no, I won't shoot anda in the eye..

Sword: Let's look at the bright sides... Saten not being drunk, bright sides.

Sword: GODDAMN IT, CHIMNEY, SHUT THAT FUCKING REPEATING BROKEN RECORD anda CALL A MOUTH!

Sword: Whats with the knife!? Please tell me that's going to be used for non-stabbing me purposes!

Sword: Oh, and I should apologize,. I guess when I saw Derpy getting hurt I just...
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posted by Canada24
Okay..

I know I am not nearly the review WindWaker is,
And that my reviews aren't usually lessoned to.

But I am making this huge pantat, keledai review anyway..

This story is complete bullshit.
Everything about it dosen't even make sense.

Here's "my verison" of what happens.

Jeff (insert last name here) is a completely normal, unviolent, average boy.
Who is the victim of bullying.

Obviously bullying is bad.
There's no joke about how terrible bullying is.
And that causes people to kill themselves (not even joking).

But sense this is a creepypasta, and most creepypastas don't make fuckin sense to me.
Jeff decides, instead...
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DEATH NOTE:
It looks interesting so maybe the dozens of people asking might get what they want :D


MONSTER:
Yeah.. Again, dozens of requests.. I think I will at some point..


DRAGON BALL Z:
I would. But I have trouble finding it..


HELLSING ORGINAL:
Someday maybe, but most OTHER people say there's not much need. It's not very good..


BLACK LAGOON:
I tried.
It's great. But too many cliche's for me.
And the voices ruin it for me..



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Nobody has ever made this list.
And now that I'm hooked to him again, I decided to do it myself. Dreamtime says I can make people like bands somehow.. So maybe this will help.

A lot of people don't talk about this guy. Probably cause he is in fact an actual Satanist.
And most of his songs are about black magic and the devil himself.

I do admit that's a bit disturbing for me, as an Christian. But I don't judge people on this stuff..

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#1: EVIL:
It may not be very good. But it introduced ME to him.
So may as well add it as number 1.


#2:...
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