Canada24's club.. Article: puncak, atas 20 kutipan from my favourite character in the Army of Two series... ELLIOT SALEM

puncak, atas 20 kutipan from my favourite character in the Army of Two series... ELLIOT SALEM

posted by Canada24

#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill anda both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell anda all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?

#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?

#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill anda both, slice anda open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?

#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear anda up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!

#5:
Salem: hey Ty? Who anda think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set oleh our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE anda ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. anda heard that?

#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome anda freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!

#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown

#8:
Elliot: anda think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask anda something? Did anda have to live the rest of your life with your best friends life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So anda can take your god damn laporan and shove it up your ass... And let me tell anda something else.. anda did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that anda created... So anda live with that!

#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how anda like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!

#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.

#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!

#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few detik were no one's trying to kill us.

#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!

#14:
Rios: I can't believe anda want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable

#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, anda WISH anda had moves like that.

#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!

#17:
Salem: Sense when are anda such a god damn boy scot!?

#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!

#19:
Salem: (to Rios) anda oh me a soda.

#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens

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puncak, atas ten most EVIL villains:

posted by Canada24

Some villains anda either hate them atau cinta them.
But REAL villains, are beyond just hated.. But NEED to die, not just for what they did to the hero, but what they did in GENERAL:

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#1: LORD SAURON:
Sauron created the RING for one reason, and one reason only.
To enslave the free peoples of Middle-earth during the detik and Third Age.

At the end of the detik Age, a Last Alliance of Men and Elves marched upon Mordor to defeat Sauron and his armies. The Alliance was victorious and Sauron was physically destroyed oleh Isildur, after killing his...

eminem - Rap God

posted by Canada24

"Look, I was gonna go easy on anda not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
(Six minutes, six minutes)
Something's wrong, I can feel it
(Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got
Like something's about to happen
But I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble
Big trouble. And if he is as bananas as anda say
I'm not taking any chances

YOUR JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDER!!

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God! (Rap God).
All my people from the front to the back nod! (Back nod).
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap...

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puncak, atas 5 most Disturbing songs:

posted by Canada24

#1: eminem - KIM:
There's a certain part of eminem that most would call me the same as.
Marshal is famish for having a very dark humour, much like myself.
But in this one, he manages to take it a step to far, as he's barely even singing, really just screaming.
Eminem, thanks his many talents, makes us believe he might of actually done this (witch he doesn't, Kim is his X wife, an it was just "wishful thinking"). eminem is never the killer he is in his songs, it's just his humour. He's probably pretty nice, who really know..

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Not MLP themed, but what's your thoughts on this scary story I found?

posted by Canada24

It started with my 3 tahun old son screaming in his room in the middle of the night. When I came in to check on him he was in hysterics. Tears ran down his little cheeks as he cried about how the Boogeyman had frightened him. I let him sleep with my wife and I for the night, thinking it was just a bad dream.

The selanjutnya evening he didn’t even want to be in his room, but I convinced him that the Boogey Man was just a figment of his imagination. I was awoken once lebih oleh his screams. I rushed to his room, to find him in tears again.

On the third night I set up a camcorder in his room, in order...

puncak, atas 6 funny radio moments from GTA 4 and 5

posted by Canada24

#1:
MAN: Young man? anda trapped in the Seventies? Nobody says "young man".
What else anda gonna say? "Fresh"?
LAZLOW: Look--whatever, homeboy. Listen. Tell me what the kids are into. I gotta connect with the kids. Not my private parts, anda know, but--that's for online--but, what are anda out doing?
MAN: Yo, I'm delivering weed.
LAZLOW: But, you--you're only like thirteen.
MAN: Exactly. I won't go to prison.

#2:
GIRL: Yeah, um, oh, my God, am I on the radio!?
LAZLOW: Do anda not realize that? This is a microphone, stupid!

#3:
Alan McClean: Speaking gives an atmosphere of fear!.. Waterboarding gives an atmosphere...

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Crazy Times 2 Part 6

posted by Canada24

"HOLLY FUCK! IT's FUCKIN BURNING!.. The whole place!... I've got to go in! I've got to get something!" Roman cried, seeing Dimitri and Burgarini have literary burnt down Roman's apartment, and Roman tried running into it, but Niko held him back.

"Leave it, cousin! This place is gone" Niko replied.

"THEY FUCKIN BURNT IT NIKO!... Do anda know how long it took me to get a place of my own!? anda got off the perahu and I was here for you... I had NOTHING!.. nobody!.. I worked my way up from the fucking dirt!"

They reach Roman's taxi business only to see it has ALSO been burnt down, further angering Roman....

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Canada24 jawaban dumb pertanyaan part 3:

posted by Canada24

#1:
Why is canada a aman, brankas country?
"Cause the mighty king angsa gives us food to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..

#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my penyu, kura-kura against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"

#3:
halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this tahun for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"

#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"

#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"

#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"

#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"

#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"

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Canada24 jawaban dumb questions:

posted by Canada24

How do I become sarcastic?
"You answer pertanyaan such as THIS one"

My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"

Can anda get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"

Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!"

I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"GOOD!"

Why are bayi ugly at first?
"YOU try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!"

How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."

Is is normal to be in cinta with your dog?
"... anda need help"...

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puncak, atas ten villains aren't ACTUALLY evil: PART 2

posted by Canada24

#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Trevor has been described as a difficult person to deal with, extreme, impetuous, vengeful, psychotic, unhinged, unpredictable, untamed, infamous, sociopathic and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages.

Although Trevor is this kind of person, he has shown many times how needy he is for cinta and care. He tells Michael repeatedly how much he mourned him, to the point that he got a memorial tattoo with Michael's name on it. As he was being confronted oleh Floyd and Debra, he told them how much he wanted to be with them. His relationship with Patricia was also a display...

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puncak, atas ten John Marston kutipan

posted by Canada24

#1:
West: It can give the most ordinary of intelligences a remarkable insight.
John: I'll give anda insight -- I'll tampil anda what your guts look like.

#2:
French: Ya, keep on talking there, Irish! In about 15 lebih detik your whole world's gonna turn black!
(John Marston walks into the barn)
John: What's up, boys?
(Welsh and French let go of Irish and turn to face John)
Welsh: Fuck off, boyo. This don't concern you!
John: When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boyo.
French: Look here, this paddy bastard mencuri our gun. Tried to steal our horses. Law is clear on...

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Most badass voices for shooter games

posted by Canada24

#1: ROB WIETHOFF:
best known for his role as voice actor and motion capture artist of John Marston in the 2010 video game Red Dead Redemption.
Rob Wietoff Nominated 2 atau 5 times for performance. And honestly I'll be pissed he HADN'T been.
The voice is everything.
And Rob's voice really makes John's sarcastic, ill tempered, murderious personality a true delight..

#2: MICHAEL HOLLICK:
an American actor, voice actor, singer and musician who has appeared in televisi shows such as Sex and the City and Law & Order.
In the game world he is famish for being NIKO BELLIC. And was nominated several...

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puncak, atas 20 funny Niko Lines

posted by Canada24

#1:
Niko: (bangs into someone) Only in this country do they let blind people drive!

#2:
Niko: (sarcastically) God bless this city!

#3:
Niko: [when drunk and hailing a cab] Yellow car!

#4:
Vlad: Oh, that's funny. anda know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: [laughing] Yes. And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.

#5:
Gracie: [as Niko kidnaps her] I'll scratch your fuckin' eyes out!
Niko: Scratch my fuckin' balls, bitch!

#6:
Niko: (car bangs into him) OPEN YOUR EYES!!

#7:
Niko: (points gun at citizen) What!? It's just a gun!

#8:
Niko: (shooting) COME ON! Test me! TEST...

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BEST OF DITTO: Part 1

posted by Canada24

THE STORY OF DITTO:

Ditto: Chrysalis! Their still not cracking yet! Can I just beat it out of them already!?

Twilight: Why can't I move!?
Diito: (sadistically) Because Chrysalis felt that just a caged room wouldn't be enough for someone like you.. anda 'deserved' something lebih special.. Don't anda feel honored, love?
Twilight: anda MONSTER!
Ditto: (takes this as compliment) Hawhaw. Thank you..

Ditto: Ya, that's right! Things are gonna be different for now on! No lebih Celestia! and, no, more, you!

AB: Please let us go! We have family's!
Ditto: ......... Family... Oh yes.. Of COARSE anda have a family!...

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puncak, atas 10 Christian kutipan

posted by Canada24

#1:
"(singing) I just want to be with my fruit!"

#2:
Guy: What anda doing with it anyway?
Christian: anda know. It's probably one of those things anda SHOULDN'T ask about.

#3:
Jimmy: Let's go do this (loads gun)
Christian: Wait, is that real gu- JIMMY!!

#4:
"That is the blackest thing I ever heard in my life!"

#5:
Jimmy: Oh shit. What do I do?
Christian: Blame it on your dad..

#6:
"look everything's chill.. We'll chill!"

#7:
"My night was differently tighter than yours!"

#8:
Jimmy: Why are anda holding a camera?
Christian: I'm taping.
Jimmy: No your not. Your on FaceTime.
Christian: Look. Just let me have this.. I'm bored as fuck over here.

#9:
"(crying) yo, I'm like, gonna kill self!... I just watched that fashion show.. And I realized... I'm never gonna have a girl who's that sexy.. I mean.. How are they all so perfect!?"

#10:
"WOOOOOOOW!!"

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puncak, atas 5 best Slipknot Chorus's

posted by Canada24

#1: DUALITY:
I push my fingers into my...
EYYYYYES!!
It's the only thing! That slowly stops the ACHHHE!
But it's made of all! The things I have to TAAAKE!!
Jesus, it never ends!! it works it's way inSIDDDDE!
If the pain goes on!
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!

#2: SLUFUR:
Staaaaaay!!
you don't always know where anda stand!
Till anda know that anda won't run awaaaay!
There's something inside me that feels!
Like breathing in sulfurrrrrrr!

#3: PSYCHOSOCIAL:
And the rain will kill us all!
Throw ourselves against the wall!
But no one else can see!
The preservation of the martyr in me!

PSYCHOSOCIAL!!
PSYCHOSOCIAL!!
PSYCHOSOCIAL!!...

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pelangi FACTORY SPOOF: Best of evil pelangi Dash

posted by Canada24

Dash: I'll explain... A thousand years ago, when Celestia banished Luna from Equestria and sent her to the moon, she was charged with three tasks. She originally was in charge of raising the sun, and showering the land with rainbows. But, with the moon being an additional task, she had to hand down the responsibility of rainbows. Celestia entrusted the Pegasi of Cloudsdale to make the rainbows for her from them on. For the first dozen years, we were diberikan powerful unicorns to help create Spectra. Spectra is pure pigment, pure color. Everything is full of Spectra, but anda can't just harvest...

puncak, atas ten characters who USE to be relatable..

posted by Canada24

#1: SPIKE:
It's fair to say.
When I first became a brony. Spike was the one I liked.
Even though Twilight was always 'kinda' liked oleh me, she wasn't relatable till she became an Alicorn (take THAT alicorn haters).
Pinkie was no lebih than an ear bleeding annoyance until BABY CAKES.
Dash was 'kinda' cool. But I thought she was boy till episode three, where Twilight confirmed it was a girl.
AppleJack reminded me too much of Alberta.
Rarity reminded me of all the girls that ever rejected me.
Fluttershy was 'okay' I guess.
Point being.
Spike was the only one I could relate to. We are both sarcastic about...

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The unamed RP on fanfiction has BEST OF BRUTALOO:

posted by Canada24

Scootaloo: (brings over the crusaders) Check it out. I rebuild Connor's universe portal
AB: Ohh.. But that's what brought that Dragonowitiz creep.
Scootaloo: Relax. I brought it too a 'different' ponyville universe.
AB: Are anda sure this is safe.
Scoot: Sure. What's the worst that's out there.. (turns it on)
(before long a bunch of bat heads fling out of the portal)
Scoot: What the hec-
Brutaloo: *reveals herself dramatically* ... Huh, so that portal 'dose' lead somewhere..
Scoot: Um... hi.
AB: Hey. anda must be the Scootaloo of that universe.. Are anda any similar to 'our' Scootaloo?.
Brutaloo: Depends.....

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BEST OF's, of my Nightmare on elms jalan, jalan, street spoofs

posted by Canada24

FREDDY "TROLL" KRUEGER:

Dean: Your not real!
Freddy: I'm real NOW asshole!

Freddy: hey Kris... (holds up Pinkie Pie) Look what I got!!
Kris: (awakes with a horrified scream).
(back in the dream).
Freddy: Haha.. New that would get her.
Pinkie: Why is she so scared of me?
Freddy: Don't know. Your actually kinda cute.
Pinkie: Really.. Because I-
Freddy: Annd, now I don't care (literary throws her aside).

Luna: (appears out of nowhere).
Freddy: What are anda doing here! I told anda to stop following me!!
Luna: I just thought that since we're both able to come into dreams, mayb-
Freddy: Let me ask anda something......

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My puncak, atas 5 favourite internet artis

posted by Canada24

#5: HOTDIGGIDYDEMON:
I don't have much to say about this guy..
But he's awesome...

#4: ANGRY BRITISH GUY:
What's not to cinta about a british guy screaming at traffic and well.... Everything..

#3: LONELY ISLAND:
They became so populer on SNL.
They have their own internet series.
And they probably began the "like a boss" meme..

#2: SMOSH:
I cinta these guys.
Don't even know why.. :)
But they became one of the highest paid youtube stars. Annual Earnings: $6.7 million.
the Smosh channel has lebih than 20 million subscribers and 4.6 billion video views.[4] The Smosh team has expanded to include others...