Canada24's club.. Article: puncak, atas 20 kutipan from my favourite character in the Army of Two series... ELLIOT SALEM

puncak, atas 20 kutipan from my favourite character in the Army of Two series... ELLIOT SALEM

posted by Canada24

#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill anda both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell anda all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?

#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?

#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill anda both, slice anda open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?

#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear anda up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!

#5:
Salem: hey Ty? Who anda think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set oleh our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE anda ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. anda heard that?

#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome anda freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!

#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown

#8:
Elliot: anda think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask anda something? Did anda have to live the rest of your life with your best friends life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So anda can take your god damn laporan and shove it up your ass... And let me tell anda something else.. anda did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that anda created... So anda live with that!

#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how anda like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!

#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.

#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!

#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few detik were no one's trying to kill us.

#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!

#14:
Rios: I can't believe anda want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable

#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, anda WISH anda had moves like that.

#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!

#17:
Salem: Sense when are anda such a god damn boy scot!?

#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!

#19:
Salem: (to Rios) anda oh me a soda.

#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens

puncak, atas 4 video game protagonists that BARELY COUNT as heroes

posted by Canada24

#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:

Of coarse he had to be number 1.

We all cinta Trevor, but we cinta him BECAUSE he is a cold, untamed, unhinged, dark, sociopathic, unpredictable, ruthless and psychopathic crime lord.

He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much different from Michael). Although Trevor is this kind of person, he is also honest about it and will never tampil hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's).

Trevor is considered to be the most violent and the most chaotic character ever created in the...

LORD OF THE RINGS: The evil ring

posted by Canada24

I never noticed until now, how truly EVIL this ring is..

It's has a mind of it's own. Orginally created with the sole purpose of letting Sauron rule the world.

And Prince Isildur of Gondor cuts the One Ring off of Sauron's finger, unfortantly Isildur becomes almost immediately corrupted to it. preventing him from destroying it in Mount Doom. And the ring betrays Isildur for killing it's master and surrviving Orcs murder the prince, and ring is lost for 2,500 years.

But than its discovered oleh Smeagol’s cousin Deagol, who stares at it obessively.. Smeagel comes to check on him, and also becomes...

Nightmare on Elm jalan, jalan, street (2010) trivia (2)

posted by DisneyPrince88

1.To provoke a response from the actors in the scene in "Freddy's Cave", the photographs they found were Polaroids of little girls mixed with real Polaroids taken from medical surgeries.

2.It is the 8th highest grossing slasher film of all time.

3.Their main sumber of inspiration was The Dark Knight (2008).

4.Jackie Earle Haley accidentally cut Kyle Gallner's chest with the Freddy sarung tangan while filming a scene. Haley didn't realize what he had done until the scene was finished.

5.They wanted Jackie Earle Haley to play Freddy because they loved his watchmen screen test.

6.At 5'6", Jackie Earle Haley...

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CANADA24 reviews I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE

posted by Canada24

According to Cinema Snob this movie use to be called

"Rape and revenge"

Really gives away the ending, doesn't it?

This movie is banned in my own country.
And for good reason.

Any SANE person would be left with this reaction.

You know.. The same one from Cannibal Halocoast.. atau the Twilight movies.

The film is noted for its controversial depiction of graphic violence, nudity, obscene language, and lengthy depictions of gang rape which take up 30 menit of the film's runtime.

Yeah.. Who wants to spent 30 menit watching some poor woman getting assaulted oleh hillbillies simply cause she has tits...

I found a GOOD creepy pasta: simply titled 1978

posted by Canada24

In my opinion, it's lebih depressing than scary

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I like to think I live a nice life. I own a cozy, 3 bedroom halaman awal in a quiet neighborhood in the suburbs. I have a wife I care about deeply and a 9 tahun old son who is my world. I enjoy my job as an accountant, and I'm well recognized in the community. I can confidently say I greatly enjoy living and appreciate all that I have earned. I only wish my entire life had been like this.

You see, throughout my teens and early adulthood, I suffered from severe anxiety issues stemming from an...

THE GALLOWS: Pfeifer is a menggerutu, jalang

posted by Canada24

I still think the movie, The Gallows, is kinda underrated.. But I found out now, what it all true means.. And Pfeifer is a total menggerutu, jalang when anda think about it.

In the beginning of the movie Pfeifer asked Reese to do the play, Reese agrees to this because he has a huge pantat, keledai crush on her. And unfortunately, Reese can't act.

After Reese's annoying friend, Ryan realizes that Reese is only doing the play to impress Pfeifer, not because he likes drama, Ryan (after finding a broken door) suggests that they sneak into the school tonight tand ruin the settings so that Reese escapes the play without annoying...

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NEW reviews of HELLING ULTIMATE: Episode 1

posted by Canada24

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this tampil the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And I'm usually mixed about them. So that says a lot..

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

Chedder Priest

That is his only known name.. I'm not sure what's so...

Canada24 reviews BREAKING BAD: Season 3

posted by Canada24

Why on earth did I stop last time.. Season 3 is friggin awesome.. I clearly wasn't patient enough last time..

PLOT:
Walter wishes to reunite his family, but Skyler is still suspicious of Walter's detik life. Walter believes he can mend the tension between them oleh confessing to her that he has been producing meth. Skyler is appalled oleh the confession and demands a formal divorce. Meanwhile, Gus offers to pay Walter US$3M for three months of his service. He even offers to provide Walter with a state-of-the-art production facility and a brilliant lab assistant, Gale (David Costabile). Jesse is...

puncak, atas TEN WORST THINGS THE JOKER HAS DONE:

posted by Canada24

This was deleted for some reason.. So redoing it..

#1: HARMING/KILLING CHILDREN:
As bad as Trevor Phillips can get.
Joker is still worse.
Joker has no boundaries, he grabbed Robin hostage when he was still a little kid in the show, tortured him for weeks on straight, and made the poor boy go insane.
Joker would burn down a orphanage full of sick childrun because he's "bored".
He does something even worse.
The Joker gives unsuspecting children poisoned cotton candy, and the children instantly died, but does the Joker feel remorse?
No he just laughs maniacally..

#2: KILLING PEOPLE WITH SHARDS OF GLASS:...

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Walking Dead review.. (major spoilers, don't read unless seen the new episode)

posted by Canada24

The judul berkata it?
So if anda haven't seen the new episode.. Stop now, final warning..

Anyway.. Before I start.. Let me say. Having finally seen season 6.. It was awesome.. Walking dead always has awesome battles, it's why I like it (well why I ORIGINALLY liked it) but it usually takes forever too get too them.
Season 6 is amazing.. Battle after battle after battle.. And GOOD battle scenes. Intense ones.

Anyway.. Now for the pertanyaan anda been waiting for..

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WHAT DID I THINK OF SIMON?

I berkata before, how excited I was too see...

puncak, atas TEN SCARIEST CREEPYPASTAS OF MY OPINION

posted by Canada24

#1: GIVE IT EVERYTHING:
It's kinda hard to summarize this story, but basically it's a set of emails, where a man gets a mysterious dog on his front yard, holding a sign saying "give it everything", and gave it too his son. But the kid begins akting weird after that. And the dog watches him sleep, not in a cute way, but disturbing way.
In each email, the writer becomes lebih and lebih paranoid.
I won't spoil much, so your have to read the story.
But it's scarier than anda think.. Especially when THATCREEPYREADING reads it to you..

#2: NO HOMOPHONES:
The narrator is fucking NUTS. As a kid, he got...

favorit video game weapons.. (feating Windwakerguy430, and fanfiction's Hardrocker21 and RedRose85)

posted by Canada24

#1: MAKE PAYNE 3 - uzi (or Micro SMG if anda prefer):
I never played the others. I play Max Payne 3 as it's OWN game.. The 3rd games gives enough to understand the character.. His family is dead, he's rarely serious, he has a serious temper issue, but he's a decent human being, even though he believes he's NOT.
Anyway. Max seems to prefer hand weapons.
In all cutscenes, if your using a shotgun atau machine gun, he will hold it in his other hand while holding a handgun as the actual weapon, and after each cut scene anda always have to switch back to it. Something that confused the first time, I did...

puncak, atas ten action film where the 18+ rating actually MEANS something..

posted by Canada24

#1: JOHN WICK:
It's lebih than just a few drops of blood.. It's people being tortured, body parts breaking, necks snapping. And even a cute anak anjing, anjing gets murdered, crawled over to it's owner to die selanjutnya to him.. it's a depressing scene. But John finds the guy who did it, and shoots him in GTA 4 style..

#2: THE EQUALIZER:
Denzel Washington protrays a retired black op. Who never actually uses guns. But instead uses drills, sledge hammers.. ANYTHING really.. Too bad there's no chainsaw around.
And the villain is actually scary in this movie. He violently beats a man to death. And it's easily one of the...

puncak, atas ten Nostalgia Critic kutipan PART 3

posted by Canada24

#1:
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but...
Elizabeth's Father: Plans did anda say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see anda as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing anda to do something anda don't want to.
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I berkata anda had no choice.
Critic: (as a scene of Elizabeth and her father hugging plays) Seriously, what did she do different? She made the same argument she did before. In fact, it's actually less angry. Are anda honestly telling...

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berwarna merah muda, merah muda Floyd - Brain Damage lyrics

posted by Canada24

The lunatic is on the grass.
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and bunga aster, daisy chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.

The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every hari the paper boy brings more.

And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the bukit, hill
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see anda on the dark side of the moon.

The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
anda raise the blade, anda make the change
anda re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
anda lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.

I can't think of anything to say except...

(Laughter)

I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!

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I think I like Nostalgia Critic a bit lebih than AVGN

posted by Canada24

Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's lebih popular, and probably was on youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.

And yes..
They have lebih atau less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.

But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.

I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.

But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit lebih hilarious..

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Most UNDERRATED metallica album

posted by Canada24

As all TRUE metallica fan know.
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.

But why?

I gave it a listen.
And I tell anda what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.

Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. lebih for the actual SONGS.

And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin cinta the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.

I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD

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Ten things I learned from JIMMY TATRO:

posted by Canada24

#1: NEVER READ COMMENTS:
Unless anda want to feel horrible about yourself..

#2: STARTING FIGHTS ARE EASY:
All anda need to do is wait for someone to say hi to you. Become angry for no reason, and claim anda belong to acak jalan, street gangs that don't even exist in real life..

#3: NEVER TRUST pizza DILVERY BOYS WHEN YOUR SMOKING WEED:
They could be undercover cops..

#4: YOUR friends ARE DICKS:
They will always find reasons to avoid "squad brunch"..

#5: ROBBERS ARE IDIOTS:
They will return stolen items as long as anda give valid reasons to do so..

#6: MOVIE STARS ARE DICKS:
Jimmy has only been in two movies, both...

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WHY Cupakes would never happen

posted by Canada24

#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders pelangi Dash with joy.

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#2:
Pinkie makes cupcake normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.

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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.

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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.

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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.

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puncak, atas ten most EVIL villains: PART 2:

posted by Canada24

#1: DOCTOR HARLAN FONTAINE (La Noire):
Fontaine is one of the most cold and ruthless characters in the game, obsessed with power and manipulation. He constantly utilizes people to further his ends, as seen oleh his keeping Elsa Lichtmann addicted to drugs in order to investigate the breakdown of an addict and using Lou Buchwalter for the Fund, causing his death. He is also a master at manipulating people, demonstrated oleh how he convinced Courtney Sheldon to give him the stolen army surplus morphine in blatant abuse of his trust. Furthermore, he manipulated Ira Hogeboom to assist in the Fund's...