#1:
"[during a robbery] Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing! ON THE FLOOR! NOW!"
#2:
"I'm rich, I'm miserable.. I'm pretty average for this town"
#3:
"You twisted fuck! Your a dead man!"
#4:
"nothing.. I was just lost in an old 80's movie montage"
#5:
"(sparing hostage) Forget a thousand things every dad pal... Why don't anda make sure this one of them"
#6:
Jimmy De Santa: Hey, let's bounce.
Michael De Santa: Bounce? We're bouncing now? Is that what we're doing? Yesus fucking Christ.
#7:
Dr. Isiah Friedlander: Your son, James. He's a good kid?
Michael De Santa: He's a good kid? A good kid? Why? Does he help the fucking poor? No. He sits on his pantat, keledai all day, smoking dope and jerking off while he plays that fucking game. If that's our standard for goodness... then no wonder this country's screwed.
#8:
"I did it again! I'm in hell. I'M! IN! HELL! Maybe hell is good. I belong in hell. I! BELONG! IN, HELL! Maybe I don't belong in hell. HELL IS BAD! I don't belong in hell! I don't belong anywhere. I'm nothing"
#9:
Trevor Philips: I'm honest, alright? You're the hypocrite.
Michael De Santa: Oh, yeah, you're a fucking hero. So far above it all.
Trevor Philips: Oh, yeah? Well I'm not above ripping open your fucking chest to see what's replaced your heart!
Michael De Santa: Rip it open, see what's there, baby, 'cause I'm ready!
#10:
"Yeah, that's true. It is always one of them. I'm a fat old fuck with a horrible family and even worse friends. I told you, Franklin, I ain't a good role model. Period".
#11:
Fabian Larouche: Namaste.
Michael De Santa: Nama-go-fuck-yourself.
#12:
"You should see a doctor for that personality of yours"
#13:
Jimmy De Santa: Like, the other day, he diposting a picture of his newborn, and I'm all like, "damn, son, that's one ugly-ass motherfucker of a baby. My balls is prettier than that baby," and I sent him a picture of my balls. Then I said, "I've seen roadkiller prettier than that baby. The hell is wrong with your baby?" and he's all like, "there's a problem with its chromosomes and it's actually a miracle it survived birth," and I'm all like, "it's actually a miracle I survived looking at a picture of its ugly..."
Michael De Santa: ENOUGH! Okay? E-fucking-nough!
#14:
My wife got screwed oleh a yogi. And now I'm getting screwed oleh a yogi? Fuck! that! I'm a producer! Nobody fucks with my film!
#15:
"Back from the dead mother fucker!"
#16:
"When I say anda suck. I mean anda really suck"
!7:
Michael De Santa: Fuck you.
Trevor Philips: anda know, I'm beginning to think that's exactly what anda wanna do.
Michael De Santa: [mutters] I just berkata the same fucking thing to my wife.
#18:
"Okay... There are four of us in this van.. We're about to become accomplishes, in a major crime.. I need to know I can depend on anda all of you,.. With my life... In order to establish that type of relationship in the short time we got.. How about about a background check?... Me first... I'm Michael.. I've done this type of thing before.. lebih than a couple times.. Enough to spend a long time NOT doing it.. Easy to say. I know a lot of people.. Anyone blabs.. About you, atau anyone else... Their be dealt with"
#19:
"We're making a new deal. anda leave my people alone. I don't toss anda off this roof"
#20:
"Ohh, I'm about to feel some emotions alright"
"[during a robbery] Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing! ON THE FLOOR! NOW!"
#2:
"I'm rich, I'm miserable.. I'm pretty average for this town"
#3:
"You twisted fuck! Your a dead man!"
#4:
"nothing.. I was just lost in an old 80's movie montage"
#5:
"(sparing hostage) Forget a thousand things every dad pal... Why don't anda make sure this one of them"
#6:
Jimmy De Santa: Hey, let's bounce.
Michael De Santa: Bounce? We're bouncing now? Is that what we're doing? Yesus fucking Christ.
#7:
Dr. Isiah Friedlander: Your son, James. He's a good kid?
Michael De Santa: He's a good kid? A good kid? Why? Does he help the fucking poor? No. He sits on his pantat, keledai all day, smoking dope and jerking off while he plays that fucking game. If that's our standard for goodness... then no wonder this country's screwed.
#8:
"I did it again! I'm in hell. I'M! IN! HELL! Maybe hell is good. I belong in hell. I! BELONG! IN, HELL! Maybe I don't belong in hell. HELL IS BAD! I don't belong in hell! I don't belong anywhere. I'm nothing"
#9:
Trevor Philips: I'm honest, alright? You're the hypocrite.
Michael De Santa: Oh, yeah, you're a fucking hero. So far above it all.
Trevor Philips: Oh, yeah? Well I'm not above ripping open your fucking chest to see what's replaced your heart!
Michael De Santa: Rip it open, see what's there, baby, 'cause I'm ready!
#10:
"Yeah, that's true. It is always one of them. I'm a fat old fuck with a horrible family and even worse friends. I told you, Franklin, I ain't a good role model. Period".
#11:
Fabian Larouche: Namaste.
Michael De Santa: Nama-go-fuck-yourself.
#12:
"You should see a doctor for that personality of yours"
#13:
Jimmy De Santa: Like, the other day, he diposting a picture of his newborn, and I'm all like, "damn, son, that's one ugly-ass motherfucker of a baby. My balls is prettier than that baby," and I sent him a picture of my balls. Then I said, "I've seen roadkiller prettier than that baby. The hell is wrong with your baby?" and he's all like, "there's a problem with its chromosomes and it's actually a miracle it survived birth," and I'm all like, "it's actually a miracle I survived looking at a picture of its ugly..."
Michael De Santa: ENOUGH! Okay? E-fucking-nough!
#14:
My wife got screwed oleh a yogi. And now I'm getting screwed oleh a yogi? Fuck! that! I'm a producer! Nobody fucks with my film!
#15:
"Back from the dead mother fucker!"
#16:
"When I say anda suck. I mean anda really suck"
!7:
Michael De Santa: Fuck you.
Trevor Philips: anda know, I'm beginning to think that's exactly what anda wanna do.
Michael De Santa: [mutters] I just berkata the same fucking thing to my wife.
#18:
"Okay... There are four of us in this van.. We're about to become accomplishes, in a major crime.. I need to know I can depend on anda all of you,.. With my life... In order to establish that type of relationship in the short time we got.. How about about a background check?... Me first... I'm Michael.. I've done this type of thing before.. lebih than a couple times.. Enough to spend a long time NOT doing it.. Easy to say. I know a lot of people.. Anyone blabs.. About you, atau anyone else... Their be dealt with"
#19:
"We're making a new deal. anda leave my people alone. I don't toss anda off this roof"
#20:
"Ohh, I'm about to feel some emotions alright"
#1: SATEN TWIST:
Not only is Saten known of his high tempter.
He can also be known for being very sarcastic.
Sometimes laughing at people's misfortunes (especially people he doesn't like).
And sometimes making rude komentar towards his enemies..
#2: DERPY:
Saten's Tomboyant Cousin.
Sarcasm is something she usually becomes quick to use..
#3: SPIKE:
(same as the REAL Spike)..
#4: DITTO:
Do to his dark sense of comedy it is obvious he takes delight in people's misery.
And usually makes wise pantat, keledai remarks about positions their in, and the stupidity of many people he's involved with as a police chief..
#5: APPLEJACK:
(on occasion)..
Not only is Saten known of his high tempter.
He can also be known for being very sarcastic.
Sometimes laughing at people's misfortunes (especially people he doesn't like).
And sometimes making rude komentar towards his enemies..
#2: DERPY:
Saten's Tomboyant Cousin.
Sarcasm is something she usually becomes quick to use..
#3: SPIKE:
(same as the REAL Spike)..
#4: DITTO:
Do to his dark sense of comedy it is obvious he takes delight in people's misery.
And usually makes wise pantat, keledai remarks about positions their in, and the stupidity of many people he's involved with as a police chief..
#5: APPLEJACK:
(on occasion)..
Yes.. Fucking Serbian film! This is how badly I want to entertain my viewers I was willing to watch FUCKING SERBIAN FILM..
I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..
Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.
So.. A struggling porn bintang who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.
Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..
I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if anda can call it that"..
NO! JUST FUCKING NO!!
I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..
Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.
So.. A struggling porn bintang who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.
Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..
I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if anda can call it that"..
NO! JUST FUCKING NO!!