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#10: FREDDY KRUEGER:
He's a foul mouthed, arrogant, douchebag.
Who trolls and murders us in our sleep.
Yet.
We can never get enough of him..

#9: PETER GRIFFIN:
Well..
He probably isn't "fucked up" like the rest of the list.
But he IS nothing but a bad role model.
But.
On the bright side.
He DOSE have standards.
In several occasions to proves that deep down DOSE cinta Mag.
Also, in crossover where the griffins meet the Simpsons, he, as we would all exect, becomes instant friends with Homor.
But. His "standards" are again proven, when Peter becomes very disgusted with Homor for the way he strangles Bart, and this ends their friendship.
I never seen the episode myself. But I keep hearing about it..

#8: pony MOV PINKIE:
Leave it to Max Gilardi to turn a adorable little berwarna merah muda, merah muda pony. In to a drug taking, alcholic, bisexual, prositute.
Who, as Spike says, "fucked, a snail"..

#7: SHYDALE (pony mov Fluttershy):
The fact that her shed is made into something from TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE says it all..

#6: BRUTALOO:
I cinta Brutaloo.
But she's isn't exactly the cute litte jeruk, orange filly we all cinta in the REAL show.
For one thing, she a possible serial killer. And her obsession of pelangi Dash isn't as cute as it is in the real show. It's at the point of being down right creepy.
Scootaloo is LITERARY stalking her, and wants to have an ROMANTIC relationship with her, because Brutaloo, like pony Mov Pinkie, is a bisexual.
But not only that.
She completely BULLIES the other crusaders, and their reason for the friendship still lasting is often questionable..

#5: ERIC CARTMAN:
Any one who seen the ending of SCOTT TENORMAN MUST DIE knows why he's on this list.
He murdered someones family and tricked them into eating their own pàrents, while he immaturely mocks them for it.
Simply because he wanted to get back at him..

#4: api MARSHALL BILL:
No comments..

#3: COACH HINES:
No comments..

#2: STEWIE GRIFFIN:
Brain: I killed my own Stewie! How would anda feel if anda killed anouther baby!?
Stewie: Well. Actually. I killed seven..
Anouther member of the bisexual list.
And Stewie, despite being only one years old, is a sussessful serial killer, and evil genius, intend on world domination.
Probably one of his most evil moments is when he wants new brain to leave, and new brain berkata he humped Robert.
In response Stewie brutally chopped into many pieces with pisau (off view) and was seen carrying a bloody bag outside..

#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
I use to hate Michael for how he's so hypercritical about Trevor.
But, now that I think about it, Michael probably IS better then Trevor, making Michael my number 1 favorite,and T only my detik favorite.
Because, as much as I cinta Phillips.
I also HATE phillips.
Trevor is a difficult person to deal with. He's implusive, short tempered, hypercritical, vengeful, foul mouthed, almost always drunk.
And is not only a bisexual, and a cannibal
But he also describes himself an "incest, kinda guy"..
Plus it's also implied he had sex with Floyds teddy bear.
All in all.
Despite having STANDARDS, such as hating racism, and caring for Michael's family.
He's still described as too horrible and terrible to ever be a hero..
#10: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Trevor was described as a difficult person to deal with: extreme, unhinged, impetuous, psychopathic, unpredictable, sociopathic, and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages - in the detik trailer he smashed an unknown person's head into a bar counter and was then seen setting a house on api and walking out of the area without a care in sight.

But Trevor is lowest.. Cause Trevor is honest about it and will never tampil hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's)..



#9: THE GOVERNER (Comic...
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I actually put this.. Only for it to get me suspended from the site :(


SATEN TWIST:

Jerk with a jantung of Gold: Sword can sometimes come across as an uncaring jerk, espically in older seasons, but is actually a very kind hearted, loyal person, and very protective to those he cares for.

Characterization Marches On: Saten started out kinda crazy and not the most likeable.. He eventually became the only sane one in many ways, least in comparison to the misadventures he’s involved in..

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DERPY HOOVES/TWIST:

The Stoner: At least at times..

Action Girl: Aside...
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#1: BRANDON WHITTAKER:
He is serprisingly "easy" as long as anda have really good food, like wine, and streak.
Have the pisau gloves and when he jumps out of the stall, attack away.
Or, even lebih easy. Get a sniper and a pistol, stand near the entrance, wait till he leaps out of the stall, and than have him chase anda out of the bathroom, he can only go so far, so wait till he jumps at you, dodge it, and shoot at him when he's running back to the bathroom.
And than just finish him off with the pistol when anda run out of sniper bullets (if done properly, anda won't lose any health)..


#2: SEYMOUR REDDING:...
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#1: KIRILL (John Wick):
John Wick probably thought Kirill would just be another body for his kill count. But Krill single handedly OWNS John.
Yeah.. Mr Wick (a mix of Chuck Norris and Max Payne) gets his pantat, keledai handed to him..


#2: BADD (Kill Bill):
The character known as THE BRIDE, is known as the world's deadliest woman soldier. And she sneaks upto kill Budd, who was on her kill list, not knowing Budd was expecting her. And when she bursts though the front door, hoping to catch him off guard, she herself is the one caught off guard, Budd shoots the Bride, without needing to do very much, just sit...
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Not "everything" down here is susu and honey..

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#10: (I forget his name):
He killed a bunch of Mounties because he got WAY to into Call of Duty, and took it too far..


#9: WAYNE BODEN:
Wayne killed at least three women in Montreal and one in Calgary, between 1969 and 1971. He had a habit of viciously biting the breasts of his victims.

Different than many serial killers, Boden knew most of the women he killed. friends and co-workers of the victims identified him, but sadly police circulated the wrong suspect photo. Wayne fled to Calgary....
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Before the story begins.
Is it such a sin?
For me to take what's mine, until the end of tiiime!?
We were lebih than friends!
Before the story ends!
And I will take what's mine!
Create what God would never design!

Our cinta had been so strong for far too long!
I was weak with fear that something would, go wrong!
Before the possibilities came true!
I took all possibility from you!

Almost laughed myself to tears!
(HA! HAHAHAHA!!)

Conjuring her deepest fears!
(COME HERE anda FUCKIN BITCH!!)

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Must have stabbed her fifty fucking times!
(female scream)...
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#1:
Max Payne: So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well that's what they had paid for, so in the end that's what they got. Say what anda want about Americans but we understand capitalism. anda buy yourself a product and anda get what anda pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store malaikat of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was...
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#1:
Rick: [after stabbing Shane for trying to kill Rick] Damn anda for making me do this, Shane! This was you, not me! anda did this to us! This was you! Not me! NOT ME!!... (sobs) Not me!...


#2:
Rick: Dale coud - could get under your skin. He sure got under mine, because he wasn't afraid to say what he thought, how he felt. That kind of honest is rare and brave. Whenever I'd make a decision, I'd look at Dale. He'd be looking back at me with that look he had. We've all seen it one time atau another. I couldn't always read him, but he could read us. He saw people for who they were. He knew things...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Title: The De Santa’s
Audience: (Applause)
Jimmy: (Walks in)
Michael: There anda are anda little shit (Holds out marijuana) Looking for this
Jimmy: (Tries to grab it)
Michael: Ah, ah, ah, no
Audience: (Laughs)
Jimmy: Very funny. anda know, you’re a real asshole
Audience: Ooooohhhh
Michael: What did anda just fucking say to me?
Amanda: Stop it anda two, you’re ruining my fucking yoga
Audience: (Laughs)
Trevor: (Walks in) Somebody say yoga?
Audience: (Cheers)
Michael: Trevor?
Trevor: Michael
Audience: (Laughs)
Michael: Good to see anda again
Trevor: Hmm. Yeah, I bet it is. Of course, I’m that the one that’s...
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I was playing the Packie missions of GTA 4.
I made a video of it. And will tampil it when I can.

Anyway, I'm the type of guy who somethings enjoys hearing the sounds of gunfights.

And my tv has HD sound. So it's kinda like surround sound.

Anyway.

I never noticed how HEAVY most GTA 4 gun fights are too listen to.
The 5th is probably the same (haven't played that one for a while now).

Either way.
It's friggin awesome!

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Eric is a characyer in LifeAccordingtoJimmy.
He is populer enough to have his own vines.
But he's not famish like Jimmy himself.
He is secondary character of the LATJ sketches.

But I for one find him HILARIOUS.
So paying tribute to him..

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#1:
Jimmy: So either your magicians and gonna pull them both out of your fuckin hats.. atau your gonna turn around and finish sucking each other off..
Eric: Hawhawhaw... LIKE BLOW JOBS!!


#2:
"Look. We listened to some Linking park on the way here.. So we're a little excited"


#3:
Jimmy: Yo! That wasn't...
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My main reason for making this, is the excuse of using pony Mov Spike (or as I call him "Dragonowitiz") as the main person. I just cinta everything about him, and he's my main reason for watching pony Mov.
I'm also excited about using the version of Fluttershy (or "SHYDALE" as I call her in the pony mov version). Even though her role is a lot smaller.
Pony mov pelangi ("SWAGDASH" as I call her) will also have an enjoyable prefermance.. A bit of a breakout character towards this story..
Anyway. Here we go..

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Our story begins near the end...
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RICK GRIMES:
Rick is the complete opposite to the real character.
Whom is typically calm, and a natural leader, but would cut your head off without a moment's hesitation.
Spoof Rick is instead a complete moron who most times doesn't even know what zombies "are".
And most of his "murders" were done out of stupidity.
EXAMPLE: Accidentally shooting Shane further damaging him when he tried "saving him" (kicking him in the wound).
Rick even believes he was a stripper instead of a cop (though he still admits that he became a cop because someone gave the uniform to first person that walk past them)....
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As much as I cinta grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much lebih comedic than grand theft auto 4.

In fact.

Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.

Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.

When he finally finds him, anda have the choice of killing him atau letting him live.

Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".

Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.

And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".

It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.

And if anda choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted anda to do this.

Even if anda kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told anda to do this.

That's pretty deep man! :(
MASTER SWORD:
Master Sword can be hard to predict.
Like Saten he is membagi, split personalitied. One menit he's nice, comedic, friendly, generous, and well meaning. But when angered atau something like that. He becomes hard to control.
Though Sword is usually shown to be far lebih dangerious and unstable than Saten.
And lebih capable of killing without remorse.
But that dosen't make him a bad person.
He is a loving husband, and loyal friend..


SATEN TWIST:
Like Sword, he is "generally" a very nice guy.
But both of them had traumatic childhoods.
Saten isn't as unstable as Sword.
But it can sometimes be hard to know...
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I know berkata this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing anda can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every hari assurance..

As I berkata before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown oleh his own grenade...
1: They both have red hair. (at least in the tv verison of Slappy)

2: There both unfrightening, and coud be easier defeated in real life.

3: There both the souls of a evil person. And always dies but is never TRUELLY defeated. There souls live on.

4: There both smartass's. But Slappy is better in this way. It's part of his evil plan. As when Chucky only dose it cause he's overly confident in himself.

5: Neither are to ever be trusted. Slappy is a sneaky trickster. And Chucky.. Well.. Chucky is just NUTS!

6: there both some sort of doll. Though Slappy likes being one, as when Chucky hates it.

7:...
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#1: GRAND THEFT AUTO 4:
I never played the others past this. But after all these years. This game is still amazing.. However, oleh nature. The game is also really depressing. Since the game is entirely through Niko's POV, it's probable that the whole reason why Liberty City looks so depressing is because Niko is extremely depressed himself. This is even lebih notable when anda play TBOGT and notice that Luis, who isn't depressed, gets to see Liberty City with much lebih color and life into it. This certainly makes it lebih unique than 5.. But honestly, I just cinta the gun fights.. The slightly out...
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posted by Canada24
So yeah.. This movie was one tv last night..

Angry Video Game Nerd says good things about this movie..

Rotten Tomatoes gave it fairly "average" reviews..

But Rotten tomatoes also says the Ghost Busters remake is better that 300.. So what do they know?

Anyway.. I came into this movie, not expecting much..

Pretty usual shit.. especially the cliche about.. "Hot teen daughter who's looks are ALL she has for her"..

But hey.. This movie is good.. Pretty predictable at times. But I would recommend it..

It has the girl that plays Berta in Two and a Half Men.. and well.. She pretty much still IS Berta.. A...
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