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posted by sapphire007

One hari Luke did not skip to school but he skipped school!

He was lying around on his sexy toned pantat, keledai when his massive cat, Brooke, jumped onto his tum tum.

The cat was a beautiful one, but she was vicious. So when she jumped onto Luke’s tum tum her claws were out. She liked to hurt Luke, especially when he skipped school. Sometimes he went to school on weekends, just to get away from Brooke.

He howled with pain, picked her up oleh her neck and threw her at the glass cabinet with various shatterables inside.

Brooke died. It took Luke a few moments to realize what he’d done. His legs fell out...

Notes before I get started...

posted by sapphire007

I've sort of made notes throughout it to help anda understand...
Your either going to hate it atau cinta it...
Most of anda are going to hate it but I dont mind because i'm only half responsible for its epicness.
WARNING: This is disturbing and in no way funny lol but it is definitely the most acak shit you’ll ever read

THE BOLD PARTS ARE WRITTEN oleh BROOKE AND THE NORMAL PARTS ARE WRITTEN oleh LUKE.
I hope that makes it easier to undetstand.

I also want to point out that we wrote this during our science lessons so we werent really worried about grammar but i've tried to ubah it as much as I can =D

Um so yeah...I hope anda like it.