1. “Accidentally” call him a girl in public.
2. Ask him if he is a transvestite.
3. Every time he goes on stage yell “Bill you’ve impregnated me!!” and run.
4. Ask him if he could ever have a baby.
5. Pretend anda can’t remember his name, and call him Tom-with-makeup all day.
6. Laugh hysterically every time he speaks the word ‘what’
7. Steal all his eyeliner and begin drawing strange pictures all over his walls. When he asks what anda are doing turn your back to him and mutter something about Georg doing anda wrong.
8. Sing very loudly and very off-key to any Green hari song he might be playing
9. At 2:27 in the morning, jump on his tempat tidur and scream “The leprechauns are attacking! The leprechauns are attacking! Run for anda life!”
10. Rename him Phillip Johnny Bob and refuse to call him oleh any other name.
11. Give away the ending to any movie he may be watching.
12. Every time he beats anda at a video game memukul him with a bantal and accuse him of cheating.
13. Make fun of his dancing.
14. Teel him he looks like Michael Jackson.
15. Tell him Tom is SOO much cuter than him.
16. Watch the ‘Thriller’ musik video and stare at him with wide, terrified eyes the rest of the day
17. Make a daftar of ways to annoy him
18. When anda go wake him up in the morning quietly ask him where bayi come from.
19. Balance a book on your head and follow him around all day
20. Sing “Dude looks like a Lady” at 2:48 AM every morning.
21. Tell him he should hook up with Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
22. Put purple Jell-O in his mandi, shower head.
23. Put on some sappy chick flick, turn up the volume as loud as it’ll go, and ask him why the boys were so mean to Jennifer.
24. Splash him with water and shout “The power of Christ compels you!”
25. After every sentence he says ask him “Why?”
26. Before they go on stage for a konser introduce them as the Weather Girls.
27. Scream and memukul him upside the head every time he says the word ‘guitar’.
28. Somehow shove him into a dress and throw him out on the streets for all his fan girls to see.
29. Never let him forget that Tom is indeed older than him.
30. During an awkward silence loudly point out that he looks like a drunken llama.
31. Ask him if he was ever on the Oprah show.
32. Take all of his clothes and dye them light pink.
33. When he has a hangover, yell “Ready, Set, Go!!” in his ear
34. Poke him every 10 detik and tell him acak facts about tacos.
35. Write a note to Bill saying that anda are a crazed stalker fan girl that stalks him every night while he sleeps.
36. Tell Bill every time he blinks 5 pieces of his hair falls out.
37. When he tries to fall asleep after a concert, jump on his bed
38. Jump on his back every 15 menit telling him that anda want a piggy back ride [even in the shower].
39. Put a pencil in his hair and see if it disappears.
40. [continue from 39] If the pencil disappears put another one in.
41. Go sky dive from the puncak, atas of his hotel and draw how your kids with him would look like on his window with colorful sharpies.
42. Hide in his closet and watch him change and squeak every time he is about to take off his pants. ( such as touching his zipper) (Oh and lock the door from the inside.)
43. Record yourself sniffing his clothes, and send it to ALL of his family members…then run and change your name, atau prepare to be SUED!!!
44. Put berwarna merah muda, merah muda hair dye in his shampoo.
45. Sit on his head, and try to hide in it. When he asks what anda are doing, tell him anda thought anda saw a white hair.
46. Try to find the pencils in his hair.
47. Ask him why the sky is blue over and over again.
48. Make him read porno, and take a picture of him doing so.
49. Try making him read an English dictionary that has no pictures.
50. Give his clothes to a hobo, and make him go on stage in his boxers.( yeah enjoy that fan girls)
51. Take away his permen for a month.
52. When he tries to go to an interview hold onto his leg, and say “Daddy don’t go, please daddy!!”
53. Pretend that anda are ninja out of nowhere, and attack him out of nowhere.
54. Put acak buah-buahan on his head.
55. Pull his hair every minute, and tell him Gustav did it.
56. Lick his cheek when he does a sound check.
57. Put soda on ALL of his clothes, and then make him wear them.
58. Paint his nails with little ducks when he goes to sleep.
59. Forbid him to use hairspray, claim that it is bad for his voice.
60. When he descends to the hotel lobby in his white and black striped shirt, Adidas sneakers, black and white nail polis, and black and white dreads ask him why he is dressed like a zebra, and that the costume party is selanjutnya Friday.
61. Obviously, he didn’t listen when anda told him to lay off of the hairspray so now anda simply hide it from him.
62. Laugh when Stressed-out-Bill, who cannot find his hairspray, throws a fit. Ask if he wants some vanilla tea.
63. He is having trouble choosing between a vampire outfit and a phantom of the opera custom for the custom party Friday. Then ask him what was wrong with the zebra.
64. Burst out laughing while listening to Through the Monsoon. When he asks anda what are anda laughing at answer in the most British accent anda can manage and tell him that anda think his pronunciation of the word storm is funny.
65. Poke him. Just poke him nonstop until it drives him mad.
66. Let a rabid monkey loose in his room while he is sleep.
67. Make him write a song about cheese puffs, a monkey, and a broken air conditioner, and make him perform it a concert.
68. Place a very scary looking porselen doll at the end of his tempat tidur while he is sleeping. Then tape a ketchup smothered butcher pisau in its hand.
69. Put a cow in his room and wait for the surprise!
2. Ask him if he is a transvestite.
3. Every time he goes on stage yell “Bill you’ve impregnated me!!” and run.
4. Ask him if he could ever have a baby.
5. Pretend anda can’t remember his name, and call him Tom-with-makeup all day.
6. Laugh hysterically every time he speaks the word ‘what’
7. Steal all his eyeliner and begin drawing strange pictures all over his walls. When he asks what anda are doing turn your back to him and mutter something about Georg doing anda wrong.
8. Sing very loudly and very off-key to any Green hari song he might be playing
9. At 2:27 in the morning, jump on his tempat tidur and scream “The leprechauns are attacking! The leprechauns are attacking! Run for anda life!”
10. Rename him Phillip Johnny Bob and refuse to call him oleh any other name.
11. Give away the ending to any movie he may be watching.
12. Every time he beats anda at a video game memukul him with a bantal and accuse him of cheating.
13. Make fun of his dancing.
14. Teel him he looks like Michael Jackson.
15. Tell him Tom is SOO much cuter than him.
16. Watch the ‘Thriller’ musik video and stare at him with wide, terrified eyes the rest of the day
17. Make a daftar of ways to annoy him
18. When anda go wake him up in the morning quietly ask him where bayi come from.
19. Balance a book on your head and follow him around all day
20. Sing “Dude looks like a Lady” at 2:48 AM every morning.
21. Tell him he should hook up with Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
22. Put purple Jell-O in his mandi, shower head.
23. Put on some sappy chick flick, turn up the volume as loud as it’ll go, and ask him why the boys were so mean to Jennifer.
24. Splash him with water and shout “The power of Christ compels you!”
25. After every sentence he says ask him “Why?”
26. Before they go on stage for a konser introduce them as the Weather Girls.
27. Scream and memukul him upside the head every time he says the word ‘guitar’.
28. Somehow shove him into a dress and throw him out on the streets for all his fan girls to see.
29. Never let him forget that Tom is indeed older than him.
30. During an awkward silence loudly point out that he looks like a drunken llama.
31. Ask him if he was ever on the Oprah show.
32. Take all of his clothes and dye them light pink.
33. When he has a hangover, yell “Ready, Set, Go!!” in his ear
34. Poke him every 10 detik and tell him acak facts about tacos.
35. Write a note to Bill saying that anda are a crazed stalker fan girl that stalks him every night while he sleeps.
36. Tell Bill every time he blinks 5 pieces of his hair falls out.
37. When he tries to fall asleep after a concert, jump on his bed
38. Jump on his back every 15 menit telling him that anda want a piggy back ride [even in the shower].
39. Put a pencil in his hair and see if it disappears.
40. [continue from 39] If the pencil disappears put another one in.
41. Go sky dive from the puncak, atas of his hotel and draw how your kids with him would look like on his window with colorful sharpies.
42. Hide in his closet and watch him change and squeak every time he is about to take off his pants. ( such as touching his zipper) (Oh and lock the door from the inside.)
43. Record yourself sniffing his clothes, and send it to ALL of his family members…then run and change your name, atau prepare to be SUED!!!
44. Put berwarna merah muda, merah muda hair dye in his shampoo.
45. Sit on his head, and try to hide in it. When he asks what anda are doing, tell him anda thought anda saw a white hair.
46. Try to find the pencils in his hair.
47. Ask him why the sky is blue over and over again.
48. Make him read porno, and take a picture of him doing so.
49. Try making him read an English dictionary that has no pictures.
50. Give his clothes to a hobo, and make him go on stage in his boxers.( yeah enjoy that fan girls)
51. Take away his permen for a month.
52. When he tries to go to an interview hold onto his leg, and say “Daddy don’t go, please daddy!!”
53. Pretend that anda are ninja out of nowhere, and attack him out of nowhere.
54. Put acak buah-buahan on his head.
55. Pull his hair every minute, and tell him Gustav did it.
56. Lick his cheek when he does a sound check.
57. Put soda on ALL of his clothes, and then make him wear them.
58. Paint his nails with little ducks when he goes to sleep.
59. Forbid him to use hairspray, claim that it is bad for his voice.
60. When he descends to the hotel lobby in his white and black striped shirt, Adidas sneakers, black and white nail polis, and black and white dreads ask him why he is dressed like a zebra, and that the costume party is selanjutnya Friday.
61. Obviously, he didn’t listen when anda told him to lay off of the hairspray so now anda simply hide it from him.
62. Laugh when Stressed-out-Bill, who cannot find his hairspray, throws a fit. Ask if he wants some vanilla tea.
63. He is having trouble choosing between a vampire outfit and a phantom of the opera custom for the custom party Friday. Then ask him what was wrong with the zebra.
64. Burst out laughing while listening to Through the Monsoon. When he asks anda what are anda laughing at answer in the most British accent anda can manage and tell him that anda think his pronunciation of the word storm is funny.
65. Poke him. Just poke him nonstop until it drives him mad.
66. Let a rabid monkey loose in his room while he is sleep.
67. Make him write a song about cheese puffs, a monkey, and a broken air conditioner, and make him perform it a concert.
68. Place a very scary looking porselen doll at the end of his tempat tidur while he is sleeping. Then tape a ketchup smothered butcher pisau in its hand.
69. Put a cow in his room and wait for the surprise!