Through 70 years of publication, batman has braved many adventures that push the limits of the imagination.
These are the stupid ones.
(Side note: This artikel has been rated pg13, and should not be read oleh anyone younger.) Enjoy. :)
#20.
Detective Comics: 241
This is what happens when batman is written oleh Liberace.
Also, Robin can call it red all he wants, but according to our Crayola box set, Batman's costume is actually pretty-princess-pink.
#19.
Batman: 48
"And that concludes our presentation of the Batcave. Any questions? Yes, anda the kid in the back."
"So your bat-cave is right under Bruce Wayne's house?"
"You betcha!"
"And the only entrance is through a staircase connected to Bruce Wayne's house, right?"
"Right again!"
"So...so anda are Bruce Wayne, then?"
"Ah- Oh. Well, that's an interesting pertanyaan with a pretty --HOLY SHIT SMOKE BOMB! " ::Batman throws smoke bomb and runs off::
#18.
Detective Comics: 339
"Gee, Batman, why'd anda pick up the Gorilla Bomb in the first place?"
"Gee, Robin, how about anda stop shitting yourself and get over here and help me?"
#17.
Detective Comics: 119
"And this is what I'm going to do to goddamn stupid batman and Robin! I am going to throw this snowball with a rock in it right into their stupid faces! And then I'm going to kick them in their tiny dicks while they are on the ground going all 'Oooh! Please don't kill us Mister Criminal!'"
"Pete... Pete! For God's sake, shut up!"
"In a second, I'm telling Snow-Batman here what I'm about to do to his dead mother's corpse."
#16.
Batman: 133
Batman, Bat-Mite, Bat-Hound and Batwoman? This is so Bat-retarded we want our Bat-money back!
#15.
Batman: 122
Because everything is about you, Robin.
#14.
Batman: 191
Yes, batman is having a garasi sale. How epic.
#13.
Batman: 29
The Batmobile went through some weird desain stages.
#12.
Batman: 196
Part 1 of the great 'Robin, stop asking stupid pertanyaan and look behind you' saga.
#11.
Batman: 209
Part 2: Electric Boogaloo.
#10.
Detective Comics: 106
"Hey, Ralph; I have to draw this cover and... are libraries the places with paintings atau the places with books?"
"Are anda shitting me, Bob?"
"Ha ha! Yes, yes... I am just kidding. Of course I know what a perpustakaan is. I am not that dumb! What kind of moron doesn't know what a perpustakaan is, am I right?"
#9.
Batman: 134
We think the cover artist is complaining about the writers' ability to write believable human beings. That's okay, the writer gets to defend himself selanjutnya issue when he writes "Batman and the Strange Case of the Cover Artist Who Was Crushed oleh a Mountain of Dicks He Tried to Suck and His Mom Was a Big Whore, Too." (part 1 of 4)
#8.
Batman: 183
Here's the "tell-tale hint" they promise at the bottom left of the cover: See that bottle? It's not root beer. It's also not the first one of the night.
#7.
Batman: 222
Oh, for God's sake... IT'S PAUL!
#6.
Detective Comics: 320
Batman: MMMMffff! MhhhmMMff! BBBBrrrMMMMffff!
Robin: Mmmff MMF, BrrrMFFF!
Writers: I guess we didn't totally think this one through.
#5.
Detective Comics: 275
A menace to the eyes! And can't he just change his name to kuda zebra, zebra Man? kuda zebra, zebra batman is just overkill.
#4.
Batman: 147
Batman: So awesome criminals shit their pants even when they see a baby version of him.
Also, hope anda like the new baby-foot-sized hole in your head, Science Guy.
#3.
Batman: 204
"Okay, some asshole thinks batman won't meninju, pukulan blind people, but I've got news: batman loves punching blind people! This is so on!"
#2.
Batman: 246
"Alfred, tell the orphanage to send another one... a tougher one this time!"
#1.
Detective Comics: 126
Say what anda will, but I'm with Batman; electrocuted fat people are freaking hilarious.
artikel Credit: Cracked.com
These are the stupid ones.
(Side note: This artikel has been rated pg13, and should not be read oleh anyone younger.) Enjoy. :)
#20.
Detective Comics: 241
This is what happens when batman is written oleh Liberace.
Also, Robin can call it red all he wants, but according to our Crayola box set, Batman's costume is actually pretty-princess-pink.
#19.
Batman: 48
"And that concludes our presentation of the Batcave. Any questions? Yes, anda the kid in the back."
"So your bat-cave is right under Bruce Wayne's house?"
"You betcha!"
"And the only entrance is through a staircase connected to Bruce Wayne's house, right?"
"Right again!"
"So...so anda are Bruce Wayne, then?"
"Ah- Oh. Well, that's an interesting pertanyaan with a pretty --HOLY SHIT SMOKE BOMB! " ::Batman throws smoke bomb and runs off::
#18.
Detective Comics: 339
"Gee, Batman, why'd anda pick up the Gorilla Bomb in the first place?"
"Gee, Robin, how about anda stop shitting yourself and get over here and help me?"
#17.
Detective Comics: 119
"And this is what I'm going to do to goddamn stupid batman and Robin! I am going to throw this snowball with a rock in it right into their stupid faces! And then I'm going to kick them in their tiny dicks while they are on the ground going all 'Oooh! Please don't kill us Mister Criminal!'"
"Pete... Pete! For God's sake, shut up!"
"In a second, I'm telling Snow-Batman here what I'm about to do to his dead mother's corpse."
#16.
Batman: 133
Batman, Bat-Mite, Bat-Hound and Batwoman? This is so Bat-retarded we want our Bat-money back!
#15.
Batman: 122
Because everything is about you, Robin.
#14.
Batman: 191
Yes, batman is having a garasi sale. How epic.
#13.
Batman: 29
The Batmobile went through some weird desain stages.
#12.
Batman: 196
Part 1 of the great 'Robin, stop asking stupid pertanyaan and look behind you' saga.
#11.
Batman: 209
Part 2: Electric Boogaloo.
#10.
Detective Comics: 106
"Hey, Ralph; I have to draw this cover and... are libraries the places with paintings atau the places with books?"
"Are anda shitting me, Bob?"
"Ha ha! Yes, yes... I am just kidding. Of course I know what a perpustakaan is. I am not that dumb! What kind of moron doesn't know what a perpustakaan is, am I right?"
#9.
Batman: 134
We think the cover artist is complaining about the writers' ability to write believable human beings. That's okay, the writer gets to defend himself selanjutnya issue when he writes "Batman and the Strange Case of the Cover Artist Who Was Crushed oleh a Mountain of Dicks He Tried to Suck and His Mom Was a Big Whore, Too." (part 1 of 4)
#8.
Batman: 183
Here's the "tell-tale hint" they promise at the bottom left of the cover: See that bottle? It's not root beer. It's also not the first one of the night.
#7.
Batman: 222
Oh, for God's sake... IT'S PAUL!
#6.
Detective Comics: 320
Batman: MMMMffff! MhhhmMMff! BBBBrrrMMMMffff!
Robin: Mmmff MMF, BrrrMFFF!
Writers: I guess we didn't totally think this one through.
#5.
Detective Comics: 275
A menace to the eyes! And can't he just change his name to kuda zebra, zebra Man? kuda zebra, zebra batman is just overkill.
#4.
Batman: 147
Batman: So awesome criminals shit their pants even when they see a baby version of him.
Also, hope anda like the new baby-foot-sized hole in your head, Science Guy.
#3.
Batman: 204
"Okay, some asshole thinks batman won't meninju, pukulan blind people, but I've got news: batman loves punching blind people! This is so on!"
#2.
Batman: 246
"Alfred, tell the orphanage to send another one... a tougher one this time!"
#1.
Detective Comics: 126
Say what anda will, but I'm with Batman; electrocuted fat people are freaking hilarious.
artikel Credit: Cracked.com