Ted: Barney! I'm allowed to miss them alright? They're my two best friends.
Barney: I'm your two best friends!
Barney: Ted, when they serve alcohol at a strip club, you're not allowed to tampil your vagina.
Barney: Yes! Tonight is gonna be Legen... wait are we sure it's a good idea to go to a strip club? Shut Up Lily I'm in charge now... Dary!
Barney: So you're pregnant? Huh, looks like nobody told your boobs.
Barney: I want American Scotch from Scotland!
Barney: Hashtag burn, hashtag your tie is still dumb, hash tag refill!
