I met this really kinky girl last night. 'Humiliate me,' she berkata ... So I bought her a Tottenham shirt



Haringey council has blocked Tottenham's plans to build a new ground on Northumberland Park. A town hall sumber said: 'We don't mind having a funfair there once a year, but a circus every fortnight is a bit much.'



'I was playing Scrabble and had enough letters to make 'Tottenham Hotspur Football Club'. I was gutted when I found out it was only worth two points.'



Tesco are releasing new Oxo cubes in Spurs colours. Customers are told to look out for laughing stocks.



A young boy goes to social services...

DISCLAIMER: I couldn't find a way of linking this interview, so I added it as an artikel instead :)


Arsenal striker Carlos Vela has told Arsene Wenger he is ready to break into the first team and hopes to become a bintang performer for the Gunners in 2009. Vela, 19, has been forced to wait patiently for his chance, but has already become a fans' favourite at Emirates Stadium,The Mexico international netted a memorable hat-trick against Sheffield United in the Carling Cup back in September and has already showed Wenger he has the ability to compete at the highest level.

Vela has enjoyed successful...

There have been many rumors about Adebayor this summer; Will he stay? Will he go? Here I will run down the pros and cons of him, wherever he chooses to go.

Firstly, the pros of him staying:

Well these are all pretty obvious. Firstly, and most obviously, his goals. Last season he did score many, many goals, which definitely helped us to stay in the running. Without his goals we would never have made 3rd place. Secondly, his presence, particularly in the air. Arsenal are most well known for keeping the ball on the ground, but with Adebayor in the box we had an aerial option as well. This just made...

Well, hello there Arsenal fans.

So, as I am listening to us losing 2-0 to Manchester City and mourning our judul hopes this season, i got to thinking. Wenger. I have always trusted him completely wholeheartedly, would never pertanyaan his judgement because he would always end up being right anyway, but honestly, not even natal and we're looking down the barrel of our 4th defeat in the Premier League this season and now I am questioning him. Clearly we have a problem here. So, I'm thinking, do we need to make changes?? My answer is easy, yes. I'm sure most of anda true Arsenal fan will have...

Hi there everyone!! I've been noticing lebih and lebih jokes aimed at Tottenham around and aboot altely and thought I'd share them with you!! And the great thing aboot this article, considering how small and empty this spot is, if anda read it and tell me, I'll so prop you!! Ahhhh good ol' desperation!!!

So here we go, I'm afraid there all terrible, but they amuse me!!! And the one problem is that they are only good until Tottenham win! (Haha! See that there!! That was a joke too!!)


1) Q. What's the difference between Tottenham and a triangle??


A. A segi tiga, segitiga has 3 points!!

Boom boom!! Ahhh awful...

So I am a Member of the Arsenal website, and an upside of that is that anda get an email after every match from Arsene Wenger, telling anda his view on how the match went and how well every one played. I thought I would post them here for anyone that doesnt get them. Enjoy =)

16th August, vs. West Brom
Won 1-0

"Dear Supporter,

You could see that Saturday's game against West Brom was the first game of the season. After the physical game we had on Wednesday night I was worried before the game that we would not be sharp, but we made a good start and were always in control. Only issue was that we could...