Redneck
A few years af'er th' debacle thet had led t'an insane crost country trip wif a delushunal, eff'n hansum, white houn'dog an' a mighty delushunal hamster, Mittens foun' herse'f, once agin, lonely. Th' part of th' country she lived in, th' Midwest, was profoun'ly emppy of other cats. She had yet t'see mo'e than one other houn'dog on account o' they'd moved thar af'er th' studio api in Los Angeles. Th' solitude both cheered an' depressed her. It was cheerful on account o' thar wasn't kucing aroun' thet'd be able t'ferret away Penny's affeckshuns, but depressin' thet thar wasn't kucing aroun' at all, ah reckon. But, in Mittens' eyes, thar were no kucing on Earth thet c'd stan' up t'her crush, Bolt. She knowed it'd be a stretch, on account o' of th' difference in species, but she'd harbo'ed a faint hope thet he'd see past thet an' fall in cinta of her in return, as enny fool kin plainly see. Thus far, though, he'd rebuffed her ev'ry time she tried t'make an advance on her. It had allus been a juntle let down on Bolt's part, but it had stung her thet, even af'er all thet they had been through, he didn't feel ennythin' beyond friendship fo' her. He preferred t'spend his time eifer wif Penny o' wif a pair of serigala he'd come acrost on an adventure into th' fo'ests a few miles away.
They were called Kate an' Humphrey. They were mates an' seemed t'be madly in cinta of etch other. It made Mittens pahit thet it seemed ev'ry one but her c'd find love. Penny had a fellafriend she was dotin' on, an' even Rhino had someone. She'd made her displeasure fine known on a few occashuns, even gwine so far as t'ketch Humphrey, th' gray-furred one, acrost th' face wif a wild swipe. Kate had been most upset about thet an' it was only through Bolt's doin' thet she'd not suffered ennythin' fo' it.
She sighed, refusin' t'accepp th' fack thet her love'd nevah return th' sentiment. Fum her lof'y hinggap, bertengger on th' roof of th' house, she c'd see fo' miles aroun'. Currently, she was keepin' an eye on Bolt, who was foolin' aroun' in th' front yard, cuss it all t' tarnation. Thankfully, Penny's fellafriend was not present. She'd be gwine out wif him later thet night, an' was plannin' on usin' th' time wif her gone t'try a noo routine wif Bolt. He was nevah harsh o' rude about it, but allus lissened t'her calmly an' graciously denied her advances.
Feelin' suddenly tired, she stood an' stretched, cuss it all t' tarnation. Knowin' of Mittens' likin' fo' th' roof, Penny had placed a sof' tempat tidur jest inside th' window an' this hyar is whar Mittens curled up fo' a nap. Her paw brushed aginst th' bel, bell on her kerah as she settled down fo' a snooze. She closed her eyes, an' as she drif'ed off, her final thunk was, Whuffo' won't he cinta me?
Cockney
A few years after the debacle that 'ad led ter an insane menyeberang, salib country trip wiv a delusional, right, if 'andsome, wite dog and a right delusional 'amster, Mittens found 'erself, once again, lonely. The part of the bloomin' country she lived in, right, the Midwest, was profoundly empty of uvver cats. She 'ad yet ter see lebih than one uvver cat since they'd moved there after the studio api in Los Angeles. The solitude boff cheered and depressed 'er. It were cheerful because there weren't kucing 'round that would be able ter penyelidik, ferret oray Penny's affections, but depressin' that there weren't kucing 'round at all. But, right, in Mittens' mince pies, there were no kucing on Earff that could stand up ter her crush, Bolt. She knew it would be a stretch, because of the difference in species, but she'd 'arbored a faint 'ope that 'e'd spot past that and fall in luv wiv 'er in return. So far, ffough, right, he'd rebuffed 'er evry time she tried ter make an advance on 'er. It 'ad always been a gentle let dahn on Bolt's part, but it 'ad stung 'er that, even after all that they 'ad been frough, he didn't feel anyfink beyond mateship for 'er. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? He preferred ter spend 'is time eever wiv Penny atau wiv a pair of serigala 'e'd come across on an adventure into the chuffin' forests a few miles oray.
They were called Kate and 'umphrey. They were mates and seemed ter be madly in luv wiv each uvver. It made Mittens pahit that it seemed evry one but 'er could find luv. Penny 'ad a boymate she were dotin' on, right, and even Rhino 'ad some bloke. She'd made 'er displeasure well known on a few occasions, right, even gahn so far as ter cotch 'umphrey, the bleedin' gray-furred one, right, across the Nanny Goat Race wiv a wild swipe. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? Kate 'ad been most upset about that and it were only frough Bolt's doin' that she'd not suffered anyfink for it.
She sighed, refusin' ter accept the fact that 'er luv would never return the chuffin' sentiment. From 'er lofty hinggap, bertengger on the roof of the house, she could spot for miles 'round. Currently, she were keepin' an eye on Bolt, right, 'oo were foolin' 'round in the bloomin' front yard. Thankfully, Penny's boychina were not present. Cor blimey guv! She would be gahn out wiv 'im later that night, and were plannin' on usin' the chuffin' time wiv 'er gone ter try a new routine wiv Bolt. He were never 'arsh atau cheeky about it, but always listened ter her calmly and graciously denied 'er advances.
Feelin' suddenly tired, she stood and stretched. Knowin' of Mittens' likin' for the roof, right, Penny 'ad placed a soft tempat tidur just inside the window and this is where Mittens curled up for a nap. Her por brushed against the bloody bel, bell on 'er kerah as she settled dahn for a snooze. She closed 'er mince pies, and as she drifted off, her final fought were, Why won't 'e luv me?
This was brought to anda oleh the Dialectizer
A few years af'er th' debacle thet had led t'an insane crost country trip wif a delushunal, eff'n hansum, white houn'dog an' a mighty delushunal hamster, Mittens foun' herse'f, once agin, lonely. Th' part of th' country she lived in, th' Midwest, was profoun'ly emppy of other cats. She had yet t'see mo'e than one other houn'dog on account o' they'd moved thar af'er th' studio api in Los Angeles. Th' solitude both cheered an' depressed her. It was cheerful on account o' thar wasn't kucing aroun' thet'd be able t'ferret away Penny's affeckshuns, but depressin' thet thar wasn't kucing aroun' at all, ah reckon. But, in Mittens' eyes, thar were no kucing on Earth thet c'd stan' up t'her crush, Bolt. She knowed it'd be a stretch, on account o' of th' difference in species, but she'd harbo'ed a faint hope thet he'd see past thet an' fall in cinta of her in return, as enny fool kin plainly see. Thus far, though, he'd rebuffed her ev'ry time she tried t'make an advance on her. It had allus been a juntle let down on Bolt's part, but it had stung her thet, even af'er all thet they had been through, he didn't feel ennythin' beyond friendship fo' her. He preferred t'spend his time eifer wif Penny o' wif a pair of serigala he'd come acrost on an adventure into th' fo'ests a few miles away.
They were called Kate an' Humphrey. They were mates an' seemed t'be madly in cinta of etch other. It made Mittens pahit thet it seemed ev'ry one but her c'd find love. Penny had a fellafriend she was dotin' on, an' even Rhino had someone. She'd made her displeasure fine known on a few occashuns, even gwine so far as t'ketch Humphrey, th' gray-furred one, acrost th' face wif a wild swipe. Kate had been most upset about thet an' it was only through Bolt's doin' thet she'd not suffered ennythin' fo' it.
She sighed, refusin' t'accepp th' fack thet her love'd nevah return th' sentiment. Fum her lof'y hinggap, bertengger on th' roof of th' house, she c'd see fo' miles aroun'. Currently, she was keepin' an eye on Bolt, who was foolin' aroun' in th' front yard, cuss it all t' tarnation. Thankfully, Penny's fellafriend was not present. She'd be gwine out wif him later thet night, an' was plannin' on usin' th' time wif her gone t'try a noo routine wif Bolt. He was nevah harsh o' rude about it, but allus lissened t'her calmly an' graciously denied her advances.
Feelin' suddenly tired, she stood an' stretched, cuss it all t' tarnation. Knowin' of Mittens' likin' fo' th' roof, Penny had placed a sof' tempat tidur jest inside th' window an' this hyar is whar Mittens curled up fo' a nap. Her paw brushed aginst th' bel, bell on her kerah as she settled down fo' a snooze. She closed her eyes, an' as she drif'ed off, her final thunk was, Whuffo' won't he cinta me?
Cockney
A few years after the debacle that 'ad led ter an insane menyeberang, salib country trip wiv a delusional, right, if 'andsome, wite dog and a right delusional 'amster, Mittens found 'erself, once again, lonely. The part of the bloomin' country she lived in, right, the Midwest, was profoundly empty of uvver cats. She 'ad yet ter see lebih than one uvver cat since they'd moved there after the studio api in Los Angeles. The solitude boff cheered and depressed 'er. It were cheerful because there weren't kucing 'round that would be able ter penyelidik, ferret oray Penny's affections, but depressin' that there weren't kucing 'round at all. But, right, in Mittens' mince pies, there were no kucing on Earff that could stand up ter her crush, Bolt. She knew it would be a stretch, because of the difference in species, but she'd 'arbored a faint 'ope that 'e'd spot past that and fall in luv wiv 'er in return. So far, ffough, right, he'd rebuffed 'er evry time she tried ter make an advance on 'er. It 'ad always been a gentle let dahn on Bolt's part, but it 'ad stung 'er that, even after all that they 'ad been frough, he didn't feel anyfink beyond mateship for 'er. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? He preferred ter spend 'is time eever wiv Penny atau wiv a pair of serigala 'e'd come across on an adventure into the chuffin' forests a few miles oray.
They were called Kate and 'umphrey. They were mates and seemed ter be madly in luv wiv each uvver. It made Mittens pahit that it seemed evry one but 'er could find luv. Penny 'ad a boymate she were dotin' on, right, and even Rhino 'ad some bloke. She'd made 'er displeasure well known on a few occasions, right, even gahn so far as ter cotch 'umphrey, the bleedin' gray-furred one, right, across the Nanny Goat Race wiv a wild swipe. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? Kate 'ad been most upset about that and it were only frough Bolt's doin' that she'd not suffered anyfink for it.
She sighed, refusin' ter accept the fact that 'er luv would never return the chuffin' sentiment. From 'er lofty hinggap, bertengger on the roof of the house, she could spot for miles 'round. Currently, she were keepin' an eye on Bolt, right, 'oo were foolin' 'round in the bloomin' front yard. Thankfully, Penny's boychina were not present. Cor blimey guv! She would be gahn out wiv 'im later that night, and were plannin' on usin' the chuffin' time wiv 'er gone ter try a new routine wiv Bolt. He were never 'arsh atau cheeky about it, but always listened ter her calmly and graciously denied 'er advances.
Feelin' suddenly tired, she stood and stretched. Knowin' of Mittens' likin' for the roof, right, Penny 'ad placed a soft tempat tidur just inside the window and this is where Mittens curled up for a nap. Her por brushed against the bloody bel, bell on 'er kerah as she settled dahn for a snooze. She closed 'er mince pies, and as she drifted off, her final fought were, Why won't 'e luv me?
This was brought to anda oleh the Dialectizer
It was a warm cozy evening, Kate and Humphrey were already in bed. Every thing was well, for a little while. They had their door locked and all of sudden the door was shaking. Kate stirred and then woke up. She saw the door, and freaked out. She woke Humphrey to take a look. He went to the door, shaking with a butcher pisau he always kept in his drawer, Kate heard someone calling her name, and began to cry. Humphrey approached his door, his jantung pounding, wanting to cry, but before he could open it the door opened oleh itself.
Well I was going through a movie theater and a found a book that had realease days of movies. While going through it I found alpha and omega 2. It berkata realease tanggal April/1/2013.
In this book it also had summaries of the movies. The summary berkata and I qoute "alphaes and omegas live happily In till one becomes enraged and tries to start a war. It's up to Kate and Lilly to save their halaman awal from another war.
So that was it the summary. So if this is true Kate and lily will be the main charaters, yay Kate! But now I'm left to wonder about Humprey and Garth and who the bad guy is.
Well all good pertanyaan and the answer will proably come soon. So that's it for now.
In this book it also had summaries of the movies. The summary berkata and I qoute "alphaes and omegas live happily In till one becomes enraged and tries to start a war. It's up to Kate and Lilly to save their halaman awal from another war.
So that was it the summary. So if this is true Kate and lily will be the main charaters, yay Kate! But now I'm left to wonder about Humprey and Garth and who the bad guy is.
Well all good pertanyaan and the answer will proably come soon. So that's it for now.
The plot is also crap. It's a cheap ripoff remake of The Lion King but with bears and wolves. LAZY. A&O 8 also manages to rip off other film like Open Season and even some of the past A&O film (particularly the original and A Howl-iday Adventure).
And don't get me started on Princess Canue. At least the other bears look like fucking bears. I don't know what the hell is up with Canue and that ugly-ass hairstyle. Not much to complain about character-wise but she's pretty hard to look at.
I don't recommend it. It's not Dino Digs BAD. It's not even The Great serigala Games BAD, but it's still bad. I give it a solid D. Way to go, Tom Kane... NOT.