Happy New tahun Achmed, maybe you'll get the 72 virgins anda wanted in 2013. atau 72 goats. diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

Achmed is the best!!!!!!!!!!! diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

I KEEL YOU! diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

haha have any of anda seen the one wehere jeff dunham like achmeds how do anda spell your name ? achemeds like aaaaaaaaa llllllll slimmm hahahahahahaha :) diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

I cinta how kill is spelled keel! atau when he talked to a.j and berkata WTF OMG imean OMA. Totaly lol diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

I absolutely cinta the father and son reunion. diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

Achmed: Silence! I kill you! diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

Jeff: Achmed he's your son look at him what do anda see

Achmed: well he does have my eye *laugh*

AJ: Its true yes I do

Achmed: why the hell do anda sound like Elton John?

Jeff: After the accident when anda were seperated he was rasied in england

Aj: Did my mum miss me?

Achmed: yeah I don't know what the hell. diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

It is not Achmed it is AHHCKmed.
How do anda spell that?
Oh, that is easy. A.....C....PHLEGM
XD diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

"I am a horrible parent"
"why"
"I took him to take your kid to work day....Its not funny! My wife is still pissed at me! She asked 'where's our son' and I berkata 'over there over there and up there'"

I am so excited I get to c him live again on new years eve. diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

i guess you're muslim.
no i'm not.
you're not muslim?
no.
why?
look at my ass. it says 'made in china'.
XD diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

silence!!!! i kill you! diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu