This is a fan fiction featuring ponies. If you're not into that stuff, run away immediately.
A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.
It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven oleh two russian stallions.
This was playing on their radio: link
Seanthehedgehog presents
The Racer
Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)
Russian stallion: *sprays bintang on sign*
Police ponies: *driving Camareo police car*
Russian stallion: *gets in car*
Russian driver: *takes off*
Police: *catch up*
Russian stallion: *going 75*
Police: *going 80*
Russian stallion: *drifts left*
Police: *go left*
Russian stallion: *going faster*
Police: *behind Lotus*
Russian stallion: *passes truck*
Police: *nearly hit truck*
Russian stallion: *passes station wagon*
Mare: *gets in middle lane*
Police: *break*
Russian stallion: *exits highway*
Police: *passes station wagon*
Russian stallion: *goes left*
Police: *follows*
Russian stallion: *floors it*
Police: *nearly rams car*
Russian stallion: *turns around*
Police: *stops*
Russian stallion: *goes back to highway*
Police: *Follows*
Russian stallion: *turns on left blinker*
Police: *prepares to turn left*
Russian stallion: *goes straight*
Police: *spins out*
Russian stallion: *hides car in canyon*
Police: *pass russians*
After that
Cop: All units, we're still in pursuit of the green lotus.
HQ: Guys, you've been in pursuit of nearly an hour.
Cop: We're not giving up until we stop those russians!!
HQ: It didn't take anda this long to catch a Bugatti.
Russian stallion: *driving behind cop*
Cop: HEY! He's behind us!
Russian stallion: *passes cop*
Cop: *accelerates*
Russian stallion: *drifts on turn*
Cop: So much smoke, I can't see!
Russian stallion: *goes right*
Cop: *passes russians* WE'LL GET THEM THIS TIME!!!
Russian stallion: *stops* Haha!! Even with fast cars, they can't stop us.
Russian stallion: He just passed us, and didn't notice?
Russian driver: Seems like it друг. Let's go. *gets back in car*
Russian stallion: *gets in*
Russian driver: *floors it*
Not far away was a rally track.
Sergi: *drives car to track*
Apyr: Uhm, this is a rally track, and we brought a mid engined sports car with us.
Sergi: Do not let that worry you. This car may not seem like a rally car, but we can change that. Get the off road tires from our garage.
Apyr: *goes to garage*
Braeburn: Well, well, well. If it ain't the car theives theirselves.
Sergi: We are not car theives.
Braeburn: Then where did a poor stallion like yourself get the money for a car like that?
Sergi: (How does he know I steal these cars?)
Apyr: Sergi? I got those tires anda asked for.
Sergi: Excellent. Now wait at the garasi for me. I'm going to bring the car there.
Braeburn: *laughs* Good luck losers.
Sergi got his car into the garage, and Apyr was putting the rally tires on the car.
Sergi: Hey, Apyr? How do anda feel about me stealing cars?
Apyr: I do it with you, what's the matter?
Sergi: That redneck pony has been bothering us for two years. He has wrecked our cars, made us lose so much money, and he wonders why we steal these cars!
Apyr: Why don't we get back at him? If we win, we'll get some cash, and maybe we won't have to steal anymore.
Sergi: I hope you're right.
The race was about to begin, and all the cars were at their starting position.
Sergi: *laughs*
Apyr: Sergi? What's so funny?
Sergi: Braeburn accuses us of bad stuff, but look at his car.
Apyr: I think that's his cousin's car.
Sergi: What? Big Mac? It's Braeburn's, otherwise he wouldn't be driving.
Apyr: anda have a good point there.
Announcer: Fillies, and Gentlecolts, the racers here today are..
Sergi in a Lotus Eltrot
Braeburn in a Fillys mobil tertutup berpintu dua, coupe
Soarin in a Shitroen C4
Steroid pony in a Toycolta Landcruiser
And the rest are in trucks, and we're wasting time, so let's start this race!!
Flag pony: 3.. 2.. 1.. Go
Announcer: Aaaaaaaaand, they're off!! Six trucks, and four rally cars. This should be exciting.
Braeburn: *In first*
Sergi: *passes*
Announcer: They're getting towards the jump.
Sergi & Braeburn: *jump*
Announcer: And they make it! Meanwhile, a manticore is driving his truck towards Soarin.
Manticore: *driving with huge tires*
Soarin: *dodges huge tires*
Announcer: This manticore must have something against the wonderbolt in his rally car!
Soarin: *jumps*
Manticore: *jumps*
Announcer: The jump is made, aand...
Manticore: *spins off track*
Announcer: And the manticore is off the track, nearly flipping his monster truck over!
The race continued on for ten lebih laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.
Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do anda think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!
half a menit later
Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, anda get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank anda so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee cheated!!
Announcer: What are anda talking about?
Braeburn: He tried to ram me!
Announcer: We saw the entire thing, he didn't try to ram anypony. Now get out of here before we force anda out!
Braeburn: *walks away*
Announcer: I hope anda two are ready for the selanjutnya race.
Apyr: Sure, but-
Sergi: Where is the selanjutnya race?
Announcer: At the Canterlot Raceway.
Sergi: That oughta be fun.
Announcer: Be there oleh tomorrow, 2 O' clock P.M.
Sergi: Thank anda sir.
After the race at Appaloosa, Sergi was on his way to Canterlot when this happened
Sergi: We'll rent a hotel in Canterlot, and stay there until it's time for the race.
Apyr: It's been a while since we've been at the Canterlot raceway.
Sergi: True, but I feel like the race will be a peice of cake.
Apyr: anda know what else would be a peice of cake Sergi?
Sergi: What's that Apyr?
Police: *turn on siren*
Apyr: Losing the police.
Sergi: *Floors it* And to think that these ponies would forget that we mencuri this car.
Police: *catching up*
Sergi: *goes off highway*
Police: *follows*
Sergi: *turns on right blinker*
Police: *Prepare to turn right*
Sergi: *Goes straight*
Police: *go straight*
Sergi: Hm, normally that works.
Apyr: I don't think these are our average cops.
Police: *talking through microphone* anda in the green Lotus! Stop your car now!
Sergi: *makes a sharp onto left side of highway*
Police: *spinout*
Sergi: Now, we wait for them to get on our side.
Apyr: What do anda think they'll do?
Police: *Activate nitro*
Sergi: *turns onto right side of highway*
Police: *spinout*
Sergi: And, we lost them. Now, let's get to Canterlot.
Once Sergi got to Canterlot, he was thinking on whether to sell his car atau not.
At the hotel
Apyr: If we sell that car, then how will we compete in the other three races?
Sergi: We get a new one.
Apyr: I'm afraid we can't *grabs rule book* It says that when a racer enters a tournament with a car, he must stick with that car unless it gets wrecked in a race.
Sergi: The only way our car gets wrecked is if Braeburn does something to it.
Apyr: That won't be good. Why do anda want to sell that car?
Sergi: The cops keep chasing us. oleh now, they're probably on their way to find the car, and tow it away.
In the apartment was a window, providing a good view of their car covered with a tarp.
The selanjutnya morning, Sergi woke up, but when he looked out the window, his car was missing.
Sergi: Where did it go?!
Apyr: *driving car*
Sergi: *looks for Apyr* Apyr?! No response!
Apyr: *parks car*
Sergi: *running down stairs*
Apyr: *enters hotel*
Sergi: *sees Apyr* There anda are. The car is missing!
Apyr: No it isn't. I drove it to get lebih gas.
Sergi: Did anda cover it with the tarp?
Apyr: Yes. It's aman, brankas Sergi.
After lunch, Sergi, and Apyr went to the Canterlot raceway.
Flag pony: Good afternoon anda two.
Sergi: Hello.
Braeburn: Howdy robbers.
Apyr: Howdy, stupid equestrian cowcolt.
Braeburn: Both of y'all are rude, ya know that?
Sergi: Says the stallion that started picking on us for no reason!
Apyr: Sergi! Save it for the race.
Braeburn: Yeah "Sergi" *sticks out tongue*
Sergi: To hell with you!
The race in Canterlot was going to begin soon. Some lebih ponies joined in the race, including pelangi Dash.
Flag pony: On your mark!
Sergi: *Revs engine*
Flag pony: Get set!
Braeburn: *Revs engine*
Flag pony: Go!
Sergi: *floors it*
Braeburn: *passes*
Sergi: No way. *shifts up*
pelangi Dash: *passes Braeburn*
Apyr: We're in third now Sergi.
Sergi: Great.
Braeburn: *blocking pelangi Dash*
pelangi Dash: Come on! Doesn't he recognize me?
Sergi: Getting past Braeburn could be difficult.
Braeburn: *drifts*
pelangi Dash: *hits Sergi*
Sergi: Great. We have a female driver against us.
Braeburn: *floors it*
Apyr: Forget her Sergi. Braeburn is getting ahead!
Sergi: *floors it*
The bridge was coming up.
Braeburn: *blocks Sergi*
Apyr: This guy really must enjoy annoying ponies.
Sergi: He can try to annoy me all he wants, it won't work. *rams Braeburn*
Braeburn: *brakes*
Sergi: Whoa! *drives off bridge*
Apyr: Wait, we're in first now!
Sergi: *lands car*
Apyr: Quick! In reverse!
Sergi: *backs up*
Braeburn: *gets close* Come on, pindah that car outta my way!
Sergi: *does rockford turn*
Braeburn: Ah! *nearly hits wall*
Catching up was Soarin, in his rally car. Even though there was no dirt on the track.
Soarin: *passes Braeburn*
Sergi: Ha! Thanks to Soarin, we are in two positions ahead of Braeburn.
Apyr: That's great Sergi.
Braeburn: I gotta push his car outta my way! *floors it*
Sergi: *passes starting line* Last lap.
Apyr: We'll have this race in the bag.
Braeburn: *pushes Soarin into wall*
Soarin: No!! *crashes* Well, at least I have a huge supply of pie at my house. *falls asleep*
pelangi Dash: *passes Soarin* He's dead!! I'm going to get Braeburn for this!
Sergi: Let's see how he likes it *drifts*
Braeburn: *Swerving* I can't see anything!
pelangi Dash: *pushes Braeburn's car*
Braeburn: I'm going faster? YES!!!!
pelangi Dash: *spins Braeburn out*
Braeburn: NOOOOoOoooOoooooOoOOO *hits wall* Dumb mare *turns key* My car won't start because of her!!! *turns key*
Meanwhile towards the finish line.
Sergi: *wins*
Announcer: Sergi wins again! In detik place is the manticore, who had a huge monster truck, but went for smaller tires, and lowered his suspension.
pelangi Dash: *Gets third*
Announcer: And the puncak, atas three winners are Sergi, the manticore, and pelangi Dash. They, along with the ponies that get 4th, and 5th will continue to the selanjutnya part of the Grand Prix, at the Ponyville Circuit.
Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.
Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no anda don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*
Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot
Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are anda kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase* All units, we have two cars going over the speed limit. Suspects are driving a Lotus Eltrot, and a Chevronet Pearla. *chase two cars*
Braeburn: Of course, the pigs get involved *gets selanjutnya to Sergi*
Sergi: *drifts into alleyway*
Police: *follow Braeburn*
Braeburn: Why are anda following me?!
Sergi: I think we lost them. *gets out of alleyway*
Apyr: We may want to take the train to Ponyville.
Sergi: You're right. It sounds better then risking it on the highway. *drives to train station*
Meanwhile with Braeburn
Braeburn: *enters highway*
Police: *blocking highway*
Braeburn: *braking*
Police captain: Step out of the vehicle now!
Braeburn: I was trying to help y'all stop somepony that mencuri a car, and this is HOW anda HELP ME?!!?
Police Captain: Are anda a police officer?
Braeburn: no.
Police Captain: Then, you're underarrest.
Sergi, and Apyr wouldn't have to worry about Braeburn anymore
Sergi, and Apyr arrived at the train station.
Sergi: Are anda sure there's not enough room for us to put our car in?
station manager: I'm sorry Gentlecolts, we have all the autoracks full of cars already.
Sergi: When does the selanjutnya train get here?
station manager: The selanjutnya train that gets here is a freight train, it's heading for Manehattan. You'll have to wait until tomorrow for the selanjutnya train for Ponyville.
Apyr: What now Sergi?
Sergi: Where's the nearest harbor?
station manager: anda can get a perahu to Ponyville if anda hurry. It's oleh Canterlot Gardens, and leaves in 20 minutes.
And so, Sergi, and Apyr got on the boat, and went to Ponyville. Their car got on easily.
Apyr: So after our race in Ponyville, where do we go to?
Sergi: The final race is in Fillydelphia.
Apyr: That oughta be fun.
Sergi: Yes, I heard the track there was a very good one.
pelangi Dash: *arrives* Are anda talking about the Grand Prix?
Sergi: Yes, we are.
Apyr: Hey, didn't we see anda in the race earlier today?
pelangi Dash: Yeah. Braeburn killed Soarin.
Apyr: Actually, Soarin was knocked out from the impact of that crash. He's still alive, but out of the tournament.
pelangi Dash: Oh, well at least he's still alive.
Sergi: True.
pelangi Dash: What's with your accents, are anda russian?
Sergi: Da.
Apyr: And you're from the United States.
pelangi Dash: Yep.
Apyr: Actually, we are in the United States *laughs*
pelangi Dash: *laughs*
That night, the three ponies had a good time, forgetting the fact that they would have to go against each other in a race tomorrow.
selanjutnya morning, they arrived at the Ponyville Circuit.
pelangi Dash: Oh no.
Sergi: What's the matter?
pelangi Dash: Twilight Sparkle.
Sergi: What's so bad about her?
pelangi Dash: She takes racing very seriously. In fact she takes everything seriously. anda have to watch out for her.
Apyr: We'll be careful. Right Sergi?
Sergi: Da.
Everypony got their cars lined up at the starting line. They would go around the race track for three laps.
Flag pony: 3, 2, 1, go *waves flag*
Racers: *take off*
Sergi: We're in first.
Apyr: Excellent. And no sign of Twilight
Twilight: *pushes pelangi Dash into wall*
Apyr: .... I stand corrected.
Twilight: *catching up* Man, there's too many ponies blocking my path in their cars. *honks horn*
Sergi: *floors it*
Apyr: I hope Dash is alright.
Sergi: Me too.
pelangi Dash: *in last* I cannot lose to that egghead! *floors it*
Sergi: We're winning!
Twilight: *passes Sergi* Stay outta my way man!
Sergi: I don't think so *drifts past Twilight*
Apyr: Oh dude, she's angry.
Twilight: Get back here anda idiots! *floors it*
Sergi: *driving selanjutnya to lake*
Twilight: *pushes Sergi towards lake*
Apyr: Brake!
Sergi: *brakes*
Twilight: *nearly goes in lake, then crashes into another car*
Sergi: *passes intersection* I think she's out of it.
Apyr: And we're way ahead of everyone else.
Sergi: This race is in the bag.
Manticore: *driving towards them*
Sergi: Oh great. The manticore has his truck back to a high height.
Apyr: Really?
Manticore: *getting close to Sergi*
Sergi: If those tires get us, we're in trouble.
Manticore: *about to crush Sergi's car*
racing pony: *crashes into manticore's truck*
Manticore: *tips truck over*
Apyr: Who else wants us to lose?
pelangi Dash: *passes Sergi*
Sergi: Her *floors it*
Apyr: We're the only two racing.
Sergi: Then lets make it look interesting. *passes pelangi Dash*
pelangi Dash: Oh no anda don't *passes Sergi*
Sergi: So she wants to do this the hard way. *floors it*
pelangi Dash: *goes to the right*
Sergi: *about to push pelangi Dash*
pelangi Dash: *brakes*
Sergi: *drives into lake*
Announcer: And pelangi Dash is the winner.
Sergi: We've been defeated oleh a mare. How will we win the grand prix now?
Apyr: It's in Fillydelphia. It shouldn't be hard.
selanjutnya morning marked a very important hari for Sergi, and Apyr. As of now, they would be in the final part of the Equestrian grand prix, The Fillydelphia Race Course.
This was no ordinary race course, it was huge. 40 turns, and much of them being sharp. No pits for the cars, and the fastest lap time around this track is 25 minutes. This race could go on for an hour.
Sergi: Ok, we're up against pelangi Dash, a pony named Gordon with a Canterlot GMO, and three other ponies with souped up japanese cars.
Apyr: This should be fun.
Sergi: Yes. This could be another easy victory for us.
pelangi Dash: atau is it? anda didn't win last time, and I'm going to make sure anda don't win again.
Sergi: anda must take this very seriously.
pelangi Dash: I hate losing.
Sergi: Don't we all?
Flag pony: Get to your cars, the race is going to begin!
Sergi: Good luck pelangi Dash.
pelangi Dash: Good luck to anda guys. You'll need it
Everyone got in their cars, and the race began with pelangi Dash making a blistering start into first place.
Sergi: We're in third, behind pelangi Dash, and one of the three japanese cars.
Apyr: Gordon is coming towards us rather quickly.
Gordon: *honks horn* MOVE!! I gotta win this race!
Sergi: Of horse anda do.
Apyr: Did anda just say, of horse?
Sergi: Da, instead of "of course". Get it?
Apyr: Nyet.
Sergi: Right *gets second*
pelangi Dash: Those russians are far behind, but are catching up quick. Time to drift *drifts*
Sergi: She's drifting?
Apyr: This could hold us up for a while.
pelangi Dash: *continues drifting*
Dash was so busy drifting, she didn't notice one of her tires were being torn apart.
pelangi Dash: Whoa! *loses control*
Sergi: Uh oh *crashes into pelangi Dash*
pelangi Dash: *gets flipped* AAaaaahhh! *falls on ground*
Apyr: Whoa, she landed on her roof.
Sergi: I hope she's ok.
pelangi Dash was out of the race.
After pelangi Dash crashed her car, Gordon pushed it into a wall, which hurt pelangi Dash very severely.
pelangi Dash: My leg. Can't anyone see I'm hurt?
Gordon: *getting close to Sergi*
Apyr: We've got company, and it's overweight.
Sergi: Gordon.
Gordon: *pushes Sergi's car*
Sergi: Ah, *nearly hits wall* He want's us to crash!
Gordon: Why didn't anda hit the dinding anda idiots?!
Sergi: *getting away from Gordon*
Apyr: This pony has tons of rage.
Gordon: GET OUTTA MY WAY!!!
Sergi: Agreed.
Gordon: *heading towards Sergi*
Sergi: *brakes*
Gordon: *hits wall* AAHHHHH!!!
Apyr: Bad attitude.
Sergi: True
Gordon: *pushing Sergi's car*
Apyr: Uh oh.
Sergi: *spins out*
Gordon: *Rams Sergi hard*
Apyr: The right door just fell off.
Sergi: That can't be good.
Japanese car driver: *jumps off door* WHOAAAA!
One of the japanese cars went airborne, and crashed on puncak, atas of Gordon's car
Gordon: GET OFF MY CAR!!!!
Japanese car driver: AHH! *Falls out car*
Sergi: This is insane
Gordon: How do I get this car off my car? *goes left*
The japanese car fell off
Gordon: Finally! Nopony seems to appreciate Equestrian Muscle.
Sergi: He's falling behind. This is getting good.
Gordon: *carelessly drifting, then hits a wall*
Apyr: Nincompoop.
Sergi: He's holding up the traffic for us.
Japanese ponies: *stop cars* Get out of our way!
Gordon: *floors it into wall* This thing can't turn!!
Sergi: He ran into a wall, and is trying to turn. Wow!
Gordon was being so stupid, racist, and arrogant, that he held up the other racers, letting Sergi win.
Announcer: Congratulations to Sergi, and his co driver Apyr for winning the Equestrian Grand Prix.
Sergi: Thank anda very much *takes $80,000 and trophy*
After the race, Sergi, and Apyr were driving their car out of Fillydelphia when suddenly
Police pony: *pursuing Sergi*
Apyr anda know what this means? *turns on radio*
This song is playing: link
Sergi: Da. I know exactly what it means. *floors it*
The End
Ponies feautured in order of appearance
Sergi
Apyr
Appleloosa police ponies
Braeburn
Big Mac
Soarin
Manticore
applejack
Canterlot Police
pelangi Dash
Sunset Shimmer
Twilight Sparkle
Gordon
Ponies with japanese cars
Fillydelphia police pony
Cars provided oleh
Canterlot
Chevronet
Dodge
Fillys
Flam
Lotus
Marecedez
Meuzda
Skyline
Toycolta
The End
The Racer, SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright 2013
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*
A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.
It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven oleh two russian stallions.
This was playing on their radio: link
Seanthehedgehog presents
The Racer
Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)
Russian stallion: *sprays bintang on sign*
Police ponies: *driving Camareo police car*
Russian stallion: *gets in car*
Russian driver: *takes off*
Police: *catch up*
Russian stallion: *going 75*
Police: *going 80*
Russian stallion: *drifts left*
Police: *go left*
Russian stallion: *going faster*
Police: *behind Lotus*
Russian stallion: *passes truck*
Police: *nearly hit truck*
Russian stallion: *passes station wagon*
Mare: *gets in middle lane*
Police: *break*
Russian stallion: *exits highway*
Police: *passes station wagon*
Russian stallion: *goes left*
Police: *follows*
Russian stallion: *floors it*
Police: *nearly rams car*
Russian stallion: *turns around*
Police: *stops*
Russian stallion: *goes back to highway*
Police: *Follows*
Russian stallion: *turns on left blinker*
Police: *prepares to turn left*
Russian stallion: *goes straight*
Police: *spins out*
Russian stallion: *hides car in canyon*
Police: *pass russians*
After that
Cop: All units, we're still in pursuit of the green lotus.
HQ: Guys, you've been in pursuit of nearly an hour.
Cop: We're not giving up until we stop those russians!!
HQ: It didn't take anda this long to catch a Bugatti.
Russian stallion: *driving behind cop*
Cop: HEY! He's behind us!
Russian stallion: *passes cop*
Cop: *accelerates*
Russian stallion: *drifts on turn*
Cop: So much smoke, I can't see!
Russian stallion: *goes right*
Cop: *passes russians* WE'LL GET THEM THIS TIME!!!
Russian stallion: *stops* Haha!! Even with fast cars, they can't stop us.
Russian stallion: He just passed us, and didn't notice?
Russian driver: Seems like it друг. Let's go. *gets back in car*
Russian stallion: *gets in*
Russian driver: *floors it*
Not far away was a rally track.
Sergi: *drives car to track*
Apyr: Uhm, this is a rally track, and we brought a mid engined sports car with us.
Sergi: Do not let that worry you. This car may not seem like a rally car, but we can change that. Get the off road tires from our garage.
Apyr: *goes to garage*
Braeburn: Well, well, well. If it ain't the car theives theirselves.
Sergi: We are not car theives.
Braeburn: Then where did a poor stallion like yourself get the money for a car like that?
Sergi: (How does he know I steal these cars?)
Apyr: Sergi? I got those tires anda asked for.
Sergi: Excellent. Now wait at the garasi for me. I'm going to bring the car there.
Braeburn: *laughs* Good luck losers.
Sergi got his car into the garage, and Apyr was putting the rally tires on the car.
Sergi: Hey, Apyr? How do anda feel about me stealing cars?
Apyr: I do it with you, what's the matter?
Sergi: That redneck pony has been bothering us for two years. He has wrecked our cars, made us lose so much money, and he wonders why we steal these cars!
Apyr: Why don't we get back at him? If we win, we'll get some cash, and maybe we won't have to steal anymore.
Sergi: I hope you're right.
The race was about to begin, and all the cars were at their starting position.
Sergi: *laughs*
Apyr: Sergi? What's so funny?
Sergi: Braeburn accuses us of bad stuff, but look at his car.
Apyr: I think that's his cousin's car.
Sergi: What? Big Mac? It's Braeburn's, otherwise he wouldn't be driving.
Apyr: anda have a good point there.
Announcer: Fillies, and Gentlecolts, the racers here today are..
Sergi in a Lotus Eltrot
Braeburn in a Fillys mobil tertutup berpintu dua, coupe
Soarin in a Shitroen C4
Steroid pony in a Toycolta Landcruiser
And the rest are in trucks, and we're wasting time, so let's start this race!!
Flag pony: 3.. 2.. 1.. Go
Announcer: Aaaaaaaaand, they're off!! Six trucks, and four rally cars. This should be exciting.
Braeburn: *In first*
Sergi: *passes*
Announcer: They're getting towards the jump.
Sergi & Braeburn: *jump*
Announcer: And they make it! Meanwhile, a manticore is driving his truck towards Soarin.
Manticore: *driving with huge tires*
Soarin: *dodges huge tires*
Announcer: This manticore must have something against the wonderbolt in his rally car!
Soarin: *jumps*
Manticore: *jumps*
Announcer: The jump is made, aand...
Manticore: *spins off track*
Announcer: And the manticore is off the track, nearly flipping his monster truck over!
The race continued on for ten lebih laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.
Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do anda think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!
half a menit later
Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, anda get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank anda so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee cheated!!
Announcer: What are anda talking about?
Braeburn: He tried to ram me!
Announcer: We saw the entire thing, he didn't try to ram anypony. Now get out of here before we force anda out!
Braeburn: *walks away*
Announcer: I hope anda two are ready for the selanjutnya race.
Apyr: Sure, but-
Sergi: Where is the selanjutnya race?
Announcer: At the Canterlot Raceway.
Sergi: That oughta be fun.
Announcer: Be there oleh tomorrow, 2 O' clock P.M.
Sergi: Thank anda sir.
After the race at Appaloosa, Sergi was on his way to Canterlot when this happened
Sergi: We'll rent a hotel in Canterlot, and stay there until it's time for the race.
Apyr: It's been a while since we've been at the Canterlot raceway.
Sergi: True, but I feel like the race will be a peice of cake.
Apyr: anda know what else would be a peice of cake Sergi?
Sergi: What's that Apyr?
Police: *turn on siren*
Apyr: Losing the police.
Sergi: *Floors it* And to think that these ponies would forget that we mencuri this car.
Police: *catching up*
Sergi: *goes off highway*
Police: *follows*
Sergi: *turns on right blinker*
Police: *Prepare to turn right*
Sergi: *Goes straight*
Police: *go straight*
Sergi: Hm, normally that works.
Apyr: I don't think these are our average cops.
Police: *talking through microphone* anda in the green Lotus! Stop your car now!
Sergi: *makes a sharp onto left side of highway*
Police: *spinout*
Sergi: Now, we wait for them to get on our side.
Apyr: What do anda think they'll do?
Police: *Activate nitro*
Sergi: *turns onto right side of highway*
Police: *spinout*
Sergi: And, we lost them. Now, let's get to Canterlot.
Once Sergi got to Canterlot, he was thinking on whether to sell his car atau not.
At the hotel
Apyr: If we sell that car, then how will we compete in the other three races?
Sergi: We get a new one.
Apyr: I'm afraid we can't *grabs rule book* It says that when a racer enters a tournament with a car, he must stick with that car unless it gets wrecked in a race.
Sergi: The only way our car gets wrecked is if Braeburn does something to it.
Apyr: That won't be good. Why do anda want to sell that car?
Sergi: The cops keep chasing us. oleh now, they're probably on their way to find the car, and tow it away.
In the apartment was a window, providing a good view of their car covered with a tarp.
The selanjutnya morning, Sergi woke up, but when he looked out the window, his car was missing.
Sergi: Where did it go?!
Apyr: *driving car*
Sergi: *looks for Apyr* Apyr?! No response!
Apyr: *parks car*
Sergi: *running down stairs*
Apyr: *enters hotel*
Sergi: *sees Apyr* There anda are. The car is missing!
Apyr: No it isn't. I drove it to get lebih gas.
Sergi: Did anda cover it with the tarp?
Apyr: Yes. It's aman, brankas Sergi.
After lunch, Sergi, and Apyr went to the Canterlot raceway.
Flag pony: Good afternoon anda two.
Sergi: Hello.
Braeburn: Howdy robbers.
Apyr: Howdy, stupid equestrian cowcolt.
Braeburn: Both of y'all are rude, ya know that?
Sergi: Says the stallion that started picking on us for no reason!
Apyr: Sergi! Save it for the race.
Braeburn: Yeah "Sergi" *sticks out tongue*
Sergi: To hell with you!
The race in Canterlot was going to begin soon. Some lebih ponies joined in the race, including pelangi Dash.
Flag pony: On your mark!
Sergi: *Revs engine*
Flag pony: Get set!
Braeburn: *Revs engine*
Flag pony: Go!
Sergi: *floors it*
Braeburn: *passes*
Sergi: No way. *shifts up*
pelangi Dash: *passes Braeburn*
Apyr: We're in third now Sergi.
Sergi: Great.
Braeburn: *blocking pelangi Dash*
pelangi Dash: Come on! Doesn't he recognize me?
Sergi: Getting past Braeburn could be difficult.
Braeburn: *drifts*
pelangi Dash: *hits Sergi*
Sergi: Great. We have a female driver against us.
Braeburn: *floors it*
Apyr: Forget her Sergi. Braeburn is getting ahead!
Sergi: *floors it*
The bridge was coming up.
Braeburn: *blocks Sergi*
Apyr: This guy really must enjoy annoying ponies.
Sergi: He can try to annoy me all he wants, it won't work. *rams Braeburn*
Braeburn: *brakes*
Sergi: Whoa! *drives off bridge*
Apyr: Wait, we're in first now!
Sergi: *lands car*
Apyr: Quick! In reverse!
Sergi: *backs up*
Braeburn: *gets close* Come on, pindah that car outta my way!
Sergi: *does rockford turn*
Braeburn: Ah! *nearly hits wall*
Catching up was Soarin, in his rally car. Even though there was no dirt on the track.
Soarin: *passes Braeburn*
Sergi: Ha! Thanks to Soarin, we are in two positions ahead of Braeburn.
Apyr: That's great Sergi.
Braeburn: I gotta push his car outta my way! *floors it*
Sergi: *passes starting line* Last lap.
Apyr: We'll have this race in the bag.
Braeburn: *pushes Soarin into wall*
Soarin: No!! *crashes* Well, at least I have a huge supply of pie at my house. *falls asleep*
pelangi Dash: *passes Soarin* He's dead!! I'm going to get Braeburn for this!
Sergi: Let's see how he likes it *drifts*
Braeburn: *Swerving* I can't see anything!
pelangi Dash: *pushes Braeburn's car*
Braeburn: I'm going faster? YES!!!!
pelangi Dash: *spins Braeburn out*
Braeburn: NOOOOoOoooOoooooOoOOO *hits wall* Dumb mare *turns key* My car won't start because of her!!! *turns key*
Meanwhile towards the finish line.
Sergi: *wins*
Announcer: Sergi wins again! In detik place is the manticore, who had a huge monster truck, but went for smaller tires, and lowered his suspension.
pelangi Dash: *Gets third*
Announcer: And the puncak, atas three winners are Sergi, the manticore, and pelangi Dash. They, along with the ponies that get 4th, and 5th will continue to the selanjutnya part of the Grand Prix, at the Ponyville Circuit.
Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.
Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no anda don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*
Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot
Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are anda kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase* All units, we have two cars going over the speed limit. Suspects are driving a Lotus Eltrot, and a Chevronet Pearla. *chase two cars*
Braeburn: Of course, the pigs get involved *gets selanjutnya to Sergi*
Sergi: *drifts into alleyway*
Police: *follow Braeburn*
Braeburn: Why are anda following me?!
Sergi: I think we lost them. *gets out of alleyway*
Apyr: We may want to take the train to Ponyville.
Sergi: You're right. It sounds better then risking it on the highway. *drives to train station*
Meanwhile with Braeburn
Braeburn: *enters highway*
Police: *blocking highway*
Braeburn: *braking*
Police captain: Step out of the vehicle now!
Braeburn: I was trying to help y'all stop somepony that mencuri a car, and this is HOW anda HELP ME?!!?
Police Captain: Are anda a police officer?
Braeburn: no.
Police Captain: Then, you're underarrest.
Sergi, and Apyr wouldn't have to worry about Braeburn anymore
Sergi, and Apyr arrived at the train station.
Sergi: Are anda sure there's not enough room for us to put our car in?
station manager: I'm sorry Gentlecolts, we have all the autoracks full of cars already.
Sergi: When does the selanjutnya train get here?
station manager: The selanjutnya train that gets here is a freight train, it's heading for Manehattan. You'll have to wait until tomorrow for the selanjutnya train for Ponyville.
Apyr: What now Sergi?
Sergi: Where's the nearest harbor?
station manager: anda can get a perahu to Ponyville if anda hurry. It's oleh Canterlot Gardens, and leaves in 20 minutes.
And so, Sergi, and Apyr got on the boat, and went to Ponyville. Their car got on easily.
Apyr: So after our race in Ponyville, where do we go to?
Sergi: The final race is in Fillydelphia.
Apyr: That oughta be fun.
Sergi: Yes, I heard the track there was a very good one.
pelangi Dash: *arrives* Are anda talking about the Grand Prix?
Sergi: Yes, we are.
Apyr: Hey, didn't we see anda in the race earlier today?
pelangi Dash: Yeah. Braeburn killed Soarin.
Apyr: Actually, Soarin was knocked out from the impact of that crash. He's still alive, but out of the tournament.
pelangi Dash: Oh, well at least he's still alive.
Sergi: True.
pelangi Dash: What's with your accents, are anda russian?
Sergi: Da.
Apyr: And you're from the United States.
pelangi Dash: Yep.
Apyr: Actually, we are in the United States *laughs*
pelangi Dash: *laughs*
That night, the three ponies had a good time, forgetting the fact that they would have to go against each other in a race tomorrow.
selanjutnya morning, they arrived at the Ponyville Circuit.
pelangi Dash: Oh no.
Sergi: What's the matter?
pelangi Dash: Twilight Sparkle.
Sergi: What's so bad about her?
pelangi Dash: She takes racing very seriously. In fact she takes everything seriously. anda have to watch out for her.
Apyr: We'll be careful. Right Sergi?
Sergi: Da.
Everypony got their cars lined up at the starting line. They would go around the race track for three laps.
Flag pony: 3, 2, 1, go *waves flag*
Racers: *take off*
Sergi: We're in first.
Apyr: Excellent. And no sign of Twilight
Twilight: *pushes pelangi Dash into wall*
Apyr: .... I stand corrected.
Twilight: *catching up* Man, there's too many ponies blocking my path in their cars. *honks horn*
Sergi: *floors it*
Apyr: I hope Dash is alright.
Sergi: Me too.
pelangi Dash: *in last* I cannot lose to that egghead! *floors it*
Sergi: We're winning!
Twilight: *passes Sergi* Stay outta my way man!
Sergi: I don't think so *drifts past Twilight*
Apyr: Oh dude, she's angry.
Twilight: Get back here anda idiots! *floors it*
Sergi: *driving selanjutnya to lake*
Twilight: *pushes Sergi towards lake*
Apyr: Brake!
Sergi: *brakes*
Twilight: *nearly goes in lake, then crashes into another car*
Sergi: *passes intersection* I think she's out of it.
Apyr: And we're way ahead of everyone else.
Sergi: This race is in the bag.
Manticore: *driving towards them*
Sergi: Oh great. The manticore has his truck back to a high height.
Apyr: Really?
Manticore: *getting close to Sergi*
Sergi: If those tires get us, we're in trouble.
Manticore: *about to crush Sergi's car*
racing pony: *crashes into manticore's truck*
Manticore: *tips truck over*
Apyr: Who else wants us to lose?
pelangi Dash: *passes Sergi*
Sergi: Her *floors it*
Apyr: We're the only two racing.
Sergi: Then lets make it look interesting. *passes pelangi Dash*
pelangi Dash: Oh no anda don't *passes Sergi*
Sergi: So she wants to do this the hard way. *floors it*
pelangi Dash: *goes to the right*
Sergi: *about to push pelangi Dash*
pelangi Dash: *brakes*
Sergi: *drives into lake*
Announcer: And pelangi Dash is the winner.
Sergi: We've been defeated oleh a mare. How will we win the grand prix now?
Apyr: It's in Fillydelphia. It shouldn't be hard.
selanjutnya morning marked a very important hari for Sergi, and Apyr. As of now, they would be in the final part of the Equestrian grand prix, The Fillydelphia Race Course.
This was no ordinary race course, it was huge. 40 turns, and much of them being sharp. No pits for the cars, and the fastest lap time around this track is 25 minutes. This race could go on for an hour.
Sergi: Ok, we're up against pelangi Dash, a pony named Gordon with a Canterlot GMO, and three other ponies with souped up japanese cars.
Apyr: This should be fun.
Sergi: Yes. This could be another easy victory for us.
pelangi Dash: atau is it? anda didn't win last time, and I'm going to make sure anda don't win again.
Sergi: anda must take this very seriously.
pelangi Dash: I hate losing.
Sergi: Don't we all?
Flag pony: Get to your cars, the race is going to begin!
Sergi: Good luck pelangi Dash.
pelangi Dash: Good luck to anda guys. You'll need it
Everyone got in their cars, and the race began with pelangi Dash making a blistering start into first place.
Sergi: We're in third, behind pelangi Dash, and one of the three japanese cars.
Apyr: Gordon is coming towards us rather quickly.
Gordon: *honks horn* MOVE!! I gotta win this race!
Sergi: Of horse anda do.
Apyr: Did anda just say, of horse?
Sergi: Da, instead of "of course". Get it?
Apyr: Nyet.
Sergi: Right *gets second*
pelangi Dash: Those russians are far behind, but are catching up quick. Time to drift *drifts*
Sergi: She's drifting?
Apyr: This could hold us up for a while.
pelangi Dash: *continues drifting*
Dash was so busy drifting, she didn't notice one of her tires were being torn apart.
pelangi Dash: Whoa! *loses control*
Sergi: Uh oh *crashes into pelangi Dash*
pelangi Dash: *gets flipped* AAaaaahhh! *falls on ground*
Apyr: Whoa, she landed on her roof.
Sergi: I hope she's ok.
pelangi Dash was out of the race.
After pelangi Dash crashed her car, Gordon pushed it into a wall, which hurt pelangi Dash very severely.
pelangi Dash: My leg. Can't anyone see I'm hurt?
Gordon: *getting close to Sergi*
Apyr: We've got company, and it's overweight.
Sergi: Gordon.
Gordon: *pushes Sergi's car*
Sergi: Ah, *nearly hits wall* He want's us to crash!
Gordon: Why didn't anda hit the dinding anda idiots?!
Sergi: *getting away from Gordon*
Apyr: This pony has tons of rage.
Gordon: GET OUTTA MY WAY!!!
Sergi: Agreed.
Gordon: *heading towards Sergi*
Sergi: *brakes*
Gordon: *hits wall* AAHHHHH!!!
Apyr: Bad attitude.
Sergi: True
Gordon: *pushing Sergi's car*
Apyr: Uh oh.
Sergi: *spins out*
Gordon: *Rams Sergi hard*
Apyr: The right door just fell off.
Sergi: That can't be good.
Japanese car driver: *jumps off door* WHOAAAA!
One of the japanese cars went airborne, and crashed on puncak, atas of Gordon's car
Gordon: GET OFF MY CAR!!!!
Japanese car driver: AHH! *Falls out car*
Sergi: This is insane
Gordon: How do I get this car off my car? *goes left*
The japanese car fell off
Gordon: Finally! Nopony seems to appreciate Equestrian Muscle.
Sergi: He's falling behind. This is getting good.
Gordon: *carelessly drifting, then hits a wall*
Apyr: Nincompoop.
Sergi: He's holding up the traffic for us.
Japanese ponies: *stop cars* Get out of our way!
Gordon: *floors it into wall* This thing can't turn!!
Sergi: He ran into a wall, and is trying to turn. Wow!
Gordon was being so stupid, racist, and arrogant, that he held up the other racers, letting Sergi win.
Announcer: Congratulations to Sergi, and his co driver Apyr for winning the Equestrian Grand Prix.
Sergi: Thank anda very much *takes $80,000 and trophy*
After the race, Sergi, and Apyr were driving their car out of Fillydelphia when suddenly
Police pony: *pursuing Sergi*
Apyr anda know what this means? *turns on radio*
This song is playing: link
Sergi: Da. I know exactly what it means. *floors it*
The End
Ponies feautured in order of appearance
Sergi
Apyr
Appleloosa police ponies
Braeburn
Big Mac
Soarin
Manticore
applejack
Canterlot Police
pelangi Dash
Sunset Shimmer
Twilight Sparkle
Gordon
Ponies with japanese cars
Fillydelphia police pony
Cars provided oleh
Canterlot
Chevronet
Dodge
Fillys
Flam
Lotus
Marecedez
Meuzda
Skyline
Toycolta
The End
The Racer, SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright 2013
April 2, 2010
Today is the start of our first trip to Switzerland and our very first trip to the continent of Europe. Everything is all set. We have our passports with the visas ready, our hotel has been booked, and we have arranged for a car service to take us to the airport. I was very excited for this trip. Our flight path includes a stopover in Singapore, since there are no direct flights going to Switzerland from the Philippines. The airline that we rode is Singapore Airlines. When we touched down in Singapore, we had to stay there overnight as the flight going to Zurich is on the selanjutnya day. We stayed in a cheap, low quality hotel called Grand Chancellor, which is located in the Little India district. After checking in, we ate makan malam outside and did some shopping in a nearby mall. We got ready to sleep right away once we got back to our room, as we had to wake up early for the flight tomorrow...
Today is the start of our first trip to Switzerland and our very first trip to the continent of Europe. Everything is all set. We have our passports with the visas ready, our hotel has been booked, and we have arranged for a car service to take us to the airport. I was very excited for this trip. Our flight path includes a stopover in Singapore, since there are no direct flights going to Switzerland from the Philippines. The airline that we rode is Singapore Airlines. When we touched down in Singapore, we had to stay there overnight as the flight going to Zurich is on the selanjutnya day. We stayed in a cheap, low quality hotel called Grand Chancellor, which is located in the Little India district. After checking in, we ate makan malam outside and did some shopping in a nearby mall. We got ready to sleep right away once we got back to our room, as we had to wake up early for the flight tomorrow...
Theme Song: link
The Island Of Sodor, 1976
It was a very foggy morning on the Island Of Sodor. Henry was going as fast as he could with the flying kipper. It was hours behind schedule.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A Thomas The Tank Engine fanfiction
The Great Race
Starring Thomas The Tank Engine (As if the earlier part of the credits didn't give that away)
Henry
Gordon
Duck
Samson
Emily
And many others
Henry: *Crosses Vicarstown Bridge, and enters mainland, and sees a red signal ahead*
Jinty & Pug: *Resting in a siding*
Workmen: *Waiting oleh three pick up trucks built oleh Ford, and GMC*...
