Tracy: I'm not on crack Liz Lemon, I'm straight up mentally ill!

and

(Liz enters the writer's room wearing a dress)

Frank: Ugh..you're making me gay!

his facial expression was the best!...




god, i love this show!
will post more later!

"I love this corn bread so much, I wanna take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!"

Too many to count...

"this is untoward! this is not toward!"

"the mentor becomes the manatee"

"i'ma eat your whole family!"



LMAO!

Tracy: I'm buggin' out!!! *while on the wall like spiderman*

Jenna: It's always bee my dream to meet and marry a prince, like a modern-day Cinderella story!
Liz: Hey, maybe I'm Cinderella this time.
Jenna: No, Liz, Cinderella is blonde. You can be Snow White and party with the little people. Oh, take me!

Dr. Spaceman: What can you do? Medicine's not a science...

Jack: Where do you invest your money, Liz?
Liz: I have, like, twelve grand in checking.
Jack: Are you an immigrant?


Tracy: So, how you doing over there, Theo Huxtable?
Toofer: I’m doing good.
Tracy: Nah-uh. Superman does good; you’re doing well. You need to study your grammar, son.

i really like when Little-Tracy said;

"YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!"

it's always in my mind whenever somebody told me not to do something stupid :D

Ain't no party like a liz lemon party cuz a liz lemon party is MANDATORY.

In the episode where Jack is (rightfully) accused of being racist, "Oh uh, Mr. Chang, I don't see gender or race."

Also Kenneth's line is season 6, "you don't have a home? But where will you sit patiently in the dark while waiting for the next day to start.. I mean sleep?"