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1. anda shall have no other deities atau rulers in the 24 Universe before Almeida.
2. anda shall respect the awesome likeness of Almeida, and make for yourself only those gambar (in the form of fan art such as desktop wallpapers, icons, avatars and fan sites) which uphold the intrinsic values, ideals, experience and aesthetic of the amazing creation that is Tony Almeida.
3. anda shall not mispronounce, misuse atau otherwise defile the holy name of Almeida.
4. Respect and honour the official viewing hari (dubbed Holy Day) oleh keeping it free of scheduling conflicts. Avoid making appointments, meetings atau shifts at work during the Holy Hour. Turn off your phone if possible. If it is not feasible to avoid conflicts on the Holy hari during the Holy Hour, do everything anda can to record atau download the material for the purposes of delayed worship. Failing to worship will result in the Wrath of Almeida! However, if The Ghost of Victor Drazen interferes with your worship plans, it is acceptable to request assistance from like-minded Almeidaists.
5. Honour your mother and/or father and/or other respected family members oleh imparting your tampilan on the awesome power of Almeida at every available opportunity.
6. anda shall not, under any circumstances, wish for the death atau destruction of Almeida. If such a heinous event should occur (again), anda must express your outrage and displeasure through all ways and means available to anda (again).
7. anda shall not worship, idolize, cinta atau respect any other 24 character to the degree and intensity anda do Almeida (even Chappelle). Furthermore, anda shall not betray the Holy jam oleh watching any other program at the same time. If anda feel anda must enjoy another program which airs at the same time as the Holy Hour, the Holy jam must take precedence and the other program must be recorded/downloaded and enjoyed at a later time.
8. anda shall not steal, plagiarize atau adopt for yourself the holy words and actions of Tony Almeida without due credit to the source, thereby spreading the Holy Word of Almeida. Furthermore, anda shall not replicate the quotes/dialogue transcripts, screencaps atau other materials of this canon to Almeida without due credit to this site.
9. anda shall not beruang false witness against Almeida oleh willfully misinterpreting his character arc and motives, knowingly reporting false information about his storylines atau repeating uncorroborated spoilers from unreliable sources.
10. anda shall not covet Almeida’s signature soulpatch; anda shall not covet Almeida’s fashionable clothes, particularly his new badass black leather jacket; anda shall not covet Almeida’s vintage way of saying “Yeah”, “Alright” and “Okay”. These things are sacred to Almeida and Almeida alone.
1. anda shall have no other deities atau rulers in the 24 Universe before Almeida.
2. anda shall respect the awesome likeness of Almeida, and make for yourself only those gambar (in the form of fan art such as desktop wallpapers, icons, avatars and fan sites) which uphold the intrinsic values, ideals, experience and aesthetic of the amazing creation that is Tony Almeida.
3. anda shall not mispronounce, misuse atau otherwise defile the holy name of Almeida.
4. Respect and honour the official viewing hari (dubbed Holy Day) oleh keeping it free of scheduling conflicts. Avoid making appointments, meetings atau shifts at work during the Holy Hour. Turn off your phone if possible. If it is not feasible to avoid conflicts on the Holy hari during the Holy Hour, do everything anda can to record atau download the material for the purposes of delayed worship. Failing to worship will result in the Wrath of Almeida! However, if The Ghost of Victor Drazen interferes with your worship plans, it is acceptable to request assistance from like-minded Almeidaists.
5. Honour your mother and/or father and/or other respected family members oleh imparting your tampilan on the awesome power of Almeida at every available opportunity.
6. anda shall not, under any circumstances, wish for the death atau destruction of Almeida. If such a heinous event should occur (again), anda must express your outrage and displeasure through all ways and means available to anda (again).
7. anda shall not worship, idolize, cinta atau respect any other 24 character to the degree and intensity anda do Almeida (even Chappelle). Furthermore, anda shall not betray the Holy jam oleh watching any other program at the same time. If anda feel anda must enjoy another program which airs at the same time as the Holy Hour, the Holy jam must take precedence and the other program must be recorded/downloaded and enjoyed at a later time.
8. anda shall not steal, plagiarize atau adopt for yourself the holy words and actions of Tony Almeida without due credit to the source, thereby spreading the Holy Word of Almeida. Furthermore, anda shall not replicate the quotes/dialogue transcripts, screencaps atau other materials of this canon to Almeida without due credit to this site.
9. anda shall not beruang false witness against Almeida oleh willfully misinterpreting his character arc and motives, knowingly reporting false information about his storylines atau repeating uncorroborated spoilers from unreliable sources.
10. anda shall not covet Almeida’s signature soulpatch; anda shall not covet Almeida’s fashionable clothes, particularly his new badass black leather jacket; anda shall not covet Almeida’s vintage way of saying “Yeah”, “Alright” and “Okay”. These things are sacred to Almeida and Almeida alone.